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Did you see that in the news about the bloke who's accelerator stuck at 130 mph? scary

Strapped To A Rocket

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i has something similar in my old car once. i think it was the igntion cable in the end. the smallest touch of the accelerater would see the car travel at 60 kmh. i was lucky not to crash into anything. it got fixed, and that car is still sitting in my garage.

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It was in the paper yesterday... They had a list of dos and don'ts for if it ever happened to anyone else:

DO NOT - Try to use the handbrake. "The rear wheels are likely to lock and then it's goodnight Vienna"

:laugh:

Snorri xxx

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glad I don't own a BMW.

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what should you do? pull out a fuse?

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I saw this guy on the news and I don't believe a word of it. Well, anyone can have an accelerator cable burn through, but why would the thing stay in gear? Autos don't do that - you can knock them into neutral at any time.

He's just a speed-freak who wanted to see how far he could go before he crashed, hoping that the gearstick story would stop them from bringing the hammer down on him when he finally stopped.

Either that or he was so stupid that it just didn't occur to him to knock it into neutral, pull over and wait for the AA like any other responsible citizen.

Three counties? Police couldn't keep up? My arse. He was in total control of that car. As for being frightened for his life, all he was frightened of was missing the ride of his life. He looks happy enough now he's getting his napper on the telly. Wait until those boys at BMW find nothing wrong with the car, then he won't be smiling.

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Ronald Kirsch wrote: what should you do? pull out a fuse?

Apparently put it into neutral and turn the key one notch to kill the engine- you lose power steering and power-assisted brakes, but can still steer - if you pull the key out of the ignition the steering locks and your fucked :eek:

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Strapped to a rocket? In a pissy little 318i?

I bet he buys an M3 with the insurance money and tries to replicate the fault.

:laugh:

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Snorrimon wrote:

Ronald Kirsch wrote: what should you do? pull out a fuse?

Apparently put it into neutral and turn the key one notch to kill the engine- you lose power steering and power-assisted brakes, but can still steer - if you pull the key out of the ignition the steering locks and your fucked :eek:

it did seem a bit strange that he was afraid of losing power steering. a very weak excuse. nobody is that weak. a rear wheel drive 3 series should not be that hard to steer without it. trust me my old car is of similar size and rear wheel drive and does not have power steering.

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it does seem implausible that he didn't crash into one single vehicle

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You're absolutely right, Ron. When the car's not moving, you'd struggle to turn the wheel but at speed it's no problem.

The brakes would be more of an issue as you lose the servo-assist when the engine's not turning. Stand on them hard enough and the car will stop, but once you've burnt the disks out there's not much point. The fact remiains that if you turn off the engine, the car will stop accelerating. He cold then steer it into the hard shoulder and roll to a halt. If it really was suck in gear, you'd get a lot of eingine breaking too - that would slow him down in no time. The Police would surely have been telling him this over the phone.

Nah: Sky have jumped on this one a bit fast. My guess is he'll be arrested tomorrow.

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According to the Times he claims he will never drive again... Bloody good job, too...

Snorri xxx

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He'll be banned for at least 18 months.

I bet they couldn't get that breathalyser in his mouth quickly enough.

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I bet he buys an M3 with the insurance money and tries to replicate the fault.

Nah he will should go for the B3, 3.3 litre Alpina

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Correct Mike. The M3 is a manual, unless you have the SMG option. Alpina use the auto box.

:nod:

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I'd like to try the same run in a B5 :nod:

190mph - see the cops try to keep up with that baby!

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i was in Sheffield once and stopped at a traffic lights facing uphill only to discover my handbrake cable had broke.I had to keep it at biting point waiting for the lights to change.A bit nervewracking

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Johnny wrote: i was in Sheffield once and stopped at a traffic lights facing uphill only to discover my handbrake cable had broke.I had to keep it at biting point waiting for the lights to change.A bit nervewracking

at least you have a handbrake option on your car.

i get a @#%@#% footbrake that you can only release with a manual release pull... which is useless when you're driving a manual on major inclines. no control with a footbrake. and I have no tachometer either!

I need a new car.

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Emma Peel wrote:

Johnny wrote: i was in Sheffield once and stopped at a traffic lights facing uphill only to discover my handbrake cable had broke.I had to keep it at biting point waiting for the lights to change.A bit nervewracking

at least you have a handbrake option on your car.

i get a @#%@#% footbrake that you can only release with a manual release pull... which is useless when you're driving a manual on major inclines. no control with a footbrake. and I have no tachometer either!

I need a new car.

what do you drive? an old merc?

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how did you guess?

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Emma Peel wrote: how did you guess?

a car with foot bake and crappy instrumentation gave it away.

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:laugh:

good one!

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Emma Peel wrote: :laugh:

good one!

well i know a little bit about cars.

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I used to have an '89 560SEL. I think that had some sort of lever instrad of a handbrake.

It went like a rocket but used far more fuel!

Hydrapneumatic suspension too - used to leave a puddle like a little puppy.

:car:

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hmm. mine's a diesel?!?

I will have to seriously consider buying a new car.. I just hate spending money on a depreciating asset.

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Emma Peel wrote: hmm. mine's a diesel?!?

I will have to seriously consider buying a new car.. I just hate spending money on a depreciating asset.

slow as well.

i got my last car at a government fleet auction.

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Norwegian Blue wrote:

Hydrapneumatic suspension too - used to leave a puddle like a little puppy.

a neighbour's car was dribbling fluorescent anti-freeze and it wasn't even St. Patrick's day. he had to get it fixed because real puppies thought that the fluid tasted sweet.

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Emma Peel wrote: glad I don't own a BMW.

mmm. love one.

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14 -K wrote:

Emma Peel wrote: glad I don't own a BMW.

i love a ford focus.

i own one. great cars.

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