Fake boobs kill

well, the desire for them

I prefer small tits to fake big ones.

Which is just as well, coz my tits are fuckin tiny.

Proper flat chested me.

I've got hairy nipples aswell.....minging

my tits are shit

why is it women always have better tits than men?

Mine are huge. I can nearly hold a pencil under the left one!

what has the world come to when we kill for cosmetic surgery.

Nothing that comes out of America suprises me anymore.

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Nothing that comes out of America suprises me anymore.

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Nothing that comes out of America suprises me anymore.

not even the Presidents pink socks the other day. wtf?

ChrissMari wrote:

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Nothing that comes out of America suprises me anymore.

Another dazzling retort from our fuchia and lime friend!

BIGINOIL wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Nothing that comes out of America suprises me anymore.

Another dazzling retort from our fuchia and lime friend!

I wasn't aware I was being graded, nor that I needed to go above the base level at which the original comment started. I stand corrected.

I'll also gladly stand as web board pariah since for some reason or another you all desperately need one.

ChrissMari wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

"Digital Mike Binoche" wrote: Nothing that comes out of America suprises me anymore.

Another dazzling retort from our fuchia and lime friend!

I wasn't aware I was being graded, nor that I needed to go above the base level at which the original comment started. I stand corrected.

I'll also gladly stand as web board pariah since for some reason or another you all desperately need one.

See i've not been around so much ;)

Although...come on...even YOU can;t be surpriseed by anything that comes out of your neck of the woods.

death by fake tittie or death over fake tittie sounds like darwin in action to me.

PS..BA... blokes tend to have bigger cocks tho!!??!!

ChrissMari wrote:

I wasn't aware I was being graded, nor that I needed to go above the base level at which the original comment started. I stand corrected.

I'll also gladly stand as web board pariah since for some reason or another you all desperately need one.

That's better. Just pulling a sulky face doesn't really say much about your point of view.

And no, we don't need anything of the sort.

Steve Campbell wrote: Although...come on...even YOU can;t be surpriseed by anything that comes out of your neck of the woods.

I just think that comment was silly because

1. it's cliche as all fuck to say "omg america is a mess"

2. I've lived in a bunch of different places and in 3 different countries in my relatively short life and I've not been in a place as surreal and over the top as England.

So to me covered all of that

ChrissMari wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Although...come on...even YOU can;t be surpriseed by anything that comes out of your neck of the woods.

I just think that comment was silly because

1. it's cliche as all fuck to say "omg america is a mess"

it's also cliche to say the sky is blue, but it does not reduce the truth therein ;)

2. I've lived in a bunch of different places and in 3 different countries in my relatively short life and I've not been in a place as surreal and over the top as England.

So to me covered all of that

You think England is OTT? Stay outta NI girl ;)

I must say I'm having genuine trouble comparing that statement against my version of reality...England is a kind of grey place where everyone sits in the pub, the only OTT thing I can think of is all the "traditions" (most of which less than 150 years od, made up by victoria) around London and the Royal family...but it's your lot who bankroll that and keep it running :D

But Mike didn't say that, did he? He didn't say "OMG America's in a mess". He said "Nothing from America surprises me any more". Which is different.

Anyone who knows Mike would tell you that far from being entirely anti-American, he's a bit of a fan of the States. He went there on his holidays only last year, has lots of friends there and generally likes the place.

True, he's not one of your President's biggest fans, but surely that alligns him with the majority of people in America, certainly at the last official count?

if she goes to jail does she have to remove the implants?

Steve Campbell wrote: You think England is OTT? Stay outta NI girl ;)

jesus. england is the least surreal place in which i've lived. try israel for a while--that'll get your blood flowing.

AgentWood wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: You think England is OTT? Stay outta NI girl ;)

jesus. england is the least surreal place in which i've lived. try israel for a while--that'll get your blood flowing.

yeah cos right enough...you can see science boy here lasting more than 23 seconds in a place where the populace are so stupid they LIVE to kill each other over fairies.....it's the only place on earth ore retardded than NI FFS.

Steve Campbell wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: You think England is OTT? Stay outta NI girl ;)

jesus. england is the least surreal place in which i've lived. try israel for a while--that'll get your blood flowing.

yeah cos right enough...you can see science boy here lasting more than 23 seconds in a place where the populace are so stupid they LIVE to kill each other over fairies.....it's the only place on earth ore retardded than NI FFS.

but aah, i love the sound of machine gun fire in the morning.

actually, the only place i've lived where i had a VERY close brush with death was thailand. pesky cholera! i did lose ten pounds in 24 hours, though. i wouldn't recommend it as a weight loss scheme, however.

ChrissMari wrote:

2. I've lived in a bunch of different places and in 3 different countries in my relatively short life and I've not been in a place as surreal and over the top as England.

Laugh? I tell yer! I haven't read anything quite as hilarious as this in several decades, let alone years. An American saying that England is over the top? This is the sort of "observation" that Mark E Smith would write an entire album about!

goop wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

2. I've lived in a bunch of different places and in 3 different countries in my relatively short life and I've not been in a place as surreal and over the top as England.

Laugh? I tell yer! I haven't read anything quite as hilarious as this in several decades, let alone years. An American saying that England is over the top? This is the sort of "observation" that Mark E Smith would write an entire album about!

oh, come on. vegas has nothing on blackpool or scunthorpe! ;)

I'm literallt dying to hear her reasoning...and that is NOT a barbed statement. Be a nice change to hear a yank talking bollox about the UK

AgentWood wrote:

goop wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

2. I've lived in a bunch of different places and in 3 different countries in my relatively short life and I've not been in a place as surreal and over the top as England.

Laugh? I tell yer! I haven't read anything quite as hilarious as this in several decades, let alone years. An American saying that England is over the top? This is the sort of "observation" that Mark E Smith would write an entire album about!

oh, come on. vegas has nothing on blackpool or scunthorpe! ;)

Scunthorpe? I take it you mean Skegness?

ChrissMari wrote:

I'll also gladly stand as web board pariah since for some reason or another you all desperately need one.

If I dare say so, you are a poor substitute for me!

goop wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

goop wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

2. I've lived in a bunch of different places and in 3 different countries in my relatively short life and I've not been in a place as surreal and over the top as England.

Laugh? I tell yer! I haven't read anything quite as hilarious as this in several decades, let alone years. An American saying that England is over the top? This is the sort of "observation" that Mark E Smith would write an entire album about!

oh, come on. vegas has nothing on blackpool or scunthorpe! ;)

Scunthorpe? I take it you mean Skegness?

actually i meant scarborough, but the internet died before i could change it!

That news story is so twisted.

THIS THREAD IS ON FAKE TITTIES NOT THE US of A PLEASE POST ACCORDINGLY

USA is number one in tittie quality! or not...

i think Logan's Run had a good idea

twist wrote: THIS THREAD IS ON FAKE TITTIES NOT THE US of A PLEASE POST ACCORDINGLY

Geez, don't people click on the first link? Anyway, I appreciate the time you have taken to help.

I'll make sure my wife doesn't read the article. Don't need her getting any ideas!!!!

JHC