Stoned at work?
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1988, Lebowakgomo in the Northern Province, I was working on a platinum mine and there was a riot against the homeland government. Pretty flat agricultural land all around with the Zebediela orange estate and Rainbow Chicken Farms being the only landmarks. Anyway, it wasnt orange season so they trashed one of the chicken farms and used frozen chicken pieces as missiles against all passing!
I was driving a pick-up/ute and had enough for a KFC full house on the back by the time I got through it....
Steve Lea wrote: 1988, Lebowakgomo in the Northern Province, I was working on a platinum mine and there was a riot against the homeland government. Pretty flat agricultural land all around with the Zebediela orange estate and Rainbow Chicken Farms being the only landmarks. Anyway, it wasnt orange season so they trashed one of the chicken farms and used frozen chicken pieces as missiles against all passing! I was driving a pick-up/ute and had enough for a KFC full house on the back by the time I got through it....
'chickened' at work? that's a new one 
I'm bad enough already for laughing when i shouldn't, i.e. churches, meetings, interviews, etc. I wouldn't dare go in work stoned! I have however gone into work still pissed from night before or from a few too many at lunchtime.
Sucks that one hour actually looks like 5 hours have passed so you stay at work for 40 hours and not 8 
Barney Army wrote:
Steve Lea wrote: 1988, Lebowakgomo in the Northern Province, I was working on a platinum mine and there was a riot against the homeland government. Pretty flat agricultural land all around with the Zebediela orange estate and Rainbow Chicken Farms being the only landmarks. Anyway, it wasnt orange season so they trashed one of the chicken farms and used frozen chicken pieces as missiles against all passing! I was driving a pick-up/ute and had enough for a KFC full house on the back by the time I got through it....
'chickened' at work? that's a new one
A breast can be a dangerous weapon in some situations. 
Steve Lea wrote:
Barney Army wrote:
Steve Lea wrote: 1988, Lebowakgomo in the Northern Province, I was working on a platinum mine and there was a riot against the homeland government. Pretty flat agricultural land all around with the Zebediela orange estate and Rainbow Chicken Farms being the only landmarks. Anyway, it wasnt orange season so they trashed one of the chicken farms and used frozen chicken pieces as missiles against all passing! I was driving a pick-up/ute and had enough for a KFC full house on the back by the time I got through it....
'chickened' at work? that's a new one
A breast can be a dangerous weapon in some situations.
Indeed, sounds like there were a few feathers ruffled, there, Steve... :)
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote:
Steve Lea wrote:
Barney Army wrote:
'chickened' at work? that's a new one
A breast can be a dangerous weapon in some situations.
Indeed, sounds like there were a few feathers ruffled, there, Steve... :)
Snorri xxx
Plucking hell that place...
Anyone else been assaulted by breasts and thighs?!
Actually, I've never been stoned.. so that should answer your question...
Well, actually, sometimes I came with so much flu pills in the system, that might actually count 
However, I've been drunk once or twice after going out to get lunch in a brewrie... not drunk enough to don't work though.
Cruella wrote: Sucks that one hour actually looks like 5 hours have passed so you stay at work for 40 hours and not 8
good to see you can still do your maths even if you're stoned.
used to go in pissed sometimes except after a few hours the day starts to really drag like fuck.
i feel like stoning certain people at work most days but not actually been stoned i don't recall.
a guy i work with is always having near-serious accidents when he's stoned.it was funny at frist but when he starts jeapordising other peoples lives its not funny
Spotnick wrote: ...Well, actually, sometimes I came with so much flu pills in the system, that might actually count
have been well pop-corned & quite have had a couple flat-out paint wars. wasn't pretty.
nasty on the flu pills-can't so many things mess the mind when taken in excess. lack of decent sleep too.
have to consider the safety issue. don't want anyone to get hurt. 
i've turened up under the wether a few times, but never actually pissed or stoned. perhaps i should it is currently shit boring.
duroc wrote: Frequnetly, especialy when I have a lot of jet washing to do
then there's that side of the equation. right.
i've never turned up pissed or stoned to work. perhaps i should give it a try, as it is currrently shit boring there. then again i'd better not.
Ronald Kirsch wrote: i've never turned up pissed or stoned to work. perhaps i should give it a try, as it is currrently shit boring there. then again i'd better not.
Go on..be a devil
People's lives are at stake,so I don't..I would'nt anyhow because I am as square as cube
I used to work as front desk reception/security guard at the MTV offices in London - regularly started the day with a bit of hash in the back office (we're talking 7am) and then cruising red-eyed through the fog of the day. Ah, the memories.
12-14 hour shifts at a computer manufacturer and managing a record shop... oooh, dunno, I probably did turn up off my head at one time or another. Given that all this work nonsense was usually prefaced with a Friday night - Sunday morning "party zone".
I'd like my job a lot better these days to not do it, though.
Today I dropped a 16-pound bag of ice on my big toe, so I went looking through the store's medical supplies for something to take for the pain (which wasn't major, but I figured it would be best to do so anyway).
So I grabbed a bottle of Motrin IB, checked what the recommended dosage is (one pill), and popped one in, swallowing it down with some Mountain Dew Code Red 
I don't remember if the side-effects included "capacity to get high off this and start acting like a jackass", but that's what happened. Boy, I think the combination of Code Red and what may have been Motrin (I may have come across someone's secret ecstasy stash or acid) caused me to feel like I'd had two or three Budweisers :beer2:
I'm coming down now, I think, but I was giggling and walking around with a glazed look on my face at work before I left at seven, blasting my music and telling everyone in the parking lot that I loved them 
Taboo # 7 wrote: I'm coming down now, I think, but I was giggling and walking around with a glazed look on my face at work before I left at seven, blasting my music and telling everyone in the parking lot that I loved them
going to maybe be the first to say --that thought that type of behaviour was well, regular.
had to be the Mountain Dew.
14 -K wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: I'm coming down now, I think, but I was giggling and walking around with a glazed look on my face at work before I left at seven, blasting my music and telling everyone in the parking lot that I loved them
going to maybe be the first to say --that thought that type of behaviour was well, regular.
had to be the Mountain Dew.
Yeah, next time I need to take something at work it'll be with water 
