Reminds me of a gag I read recently...
After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is
still alive", Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know
he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a
single line of coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condi Rice.
Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent
it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it
went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to
its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for
help.
Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with
this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside
down!"
:\pimp3: