What I'd Like to Do for Spring Break Next Week: Drink til I can't stand up, have lots of sex with anonymous women who I've never met and will never see again, and go to the beach ![]()
What I'll Actually Do Next Week for Spring Break: Try to avoid being called into work (because I neglected to inform the boss-man that Clemson has SB near the end of March), get a haircut or a new pair of shoes (don't know if I can afford both), work on some papers that will be due a week after we get back from break, and maybe...just maybe...try to score a date with an attractive co-worker who isn't the girl I'm in love with (who isn't leaving her boyfriend anytime soon, so I might as well try dating other women. It feels like the last time I went out with anyone, the first Bush was still in office and Michael Jackson was still black), as well as watch "Walk The Line" and "Good Night And Good Luck" a couple more times until I have to return them to the video store (checked 'em both out Thursday). ![]()
Realizing that I've spent more time typing this post up than will be spent next week on any of the activities listed previously: priceless ![]()
Anyone else have more exciting Spring Break plans (unless you've had SB already)? ![]()