the greatest sentence ever written

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

also lollerskating at the url...

Man, that is funny, but, bloody hell, I am in pain just thinking about it... That would make a fantastic opening line for a novel...

Snorri xxx

'Lives of great men all remind us we can make our lives sublime, and, departing, leave behind us footprints in the sands of time.' Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Christopher Owens wrote: 'Lives of great men all remind us we can make our lives sublime, and, departing, leave behind us footprints in the sands of time.' Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

No, penis throwing is far more profound...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: 'Lives of great men all remind us we can make our lives sublime, and, departing, leave behind us footprints in the sands of time.' Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

No, penis throwing is far more profound...

Snorrimon wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: 'Lives of great men all remind us we can make our lives sublime, and, departing, leave behind us footprints in the sands of time.' Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

No, penis throwing is far more profound...

Snorri xxx

iawtc :D :D :D

Over two thousand years of western civilization, literature, culture, refinement, and society...and that takes the cake as the greatest sentence ever written

Seriously, nothing comes close :p

interesting story. i hadn't heard that yet.

my two cents on this one.

"it was a dark and stormy night."

on second thoughts i have to go with this:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

Bloody hell.Somebody tell him that when he tosses himself off,it doesn't mean he tosses himself away.

monty wrote: Bloody hell.Somebody tell him that when he tosses himself off,it doesn't mean he tosses himself away.

gotta have summat wrong in the head, to be able to cut off your own penis.

Hašek, Czech novelist who deserted the Austrian army, chief of the political milice in a small Russian town by the first years of the Soviet revolution, wrote this on a public sign on a Friday : "The ones who cannot read by Sunday will be shot dead"

Jiphy wrote: Hašek, Czech novelist who deserted the Austrian army, chief of the political milice in a small Russian town by the first years of the Soviet revolution, wrote this on a public sign on a Friday : "The ones who cannot read by Sunday will be shot dead"

Nice one

What, you mean The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog isn't it?

'Lives of great men all remind us we can make our lives sublime, and, departing, leave behind us footprints in the sands of time

I thought that was Dave Brock

DAILY STAR

[black]MAN CUTS OFF OWN PENIS[/black]

[black]...but couldn't give a f**k[/black]

or....

[black]MAN LOBS HIS LOB-ON[/black]