Just to take the heat off poor Cozzie (because I'm a Southern gentleman, with all the addiction to tobacco and mint julips that that implies), let's talk about stupid stuff I've done 
Like the time I started a thread to list all the mistakes I've made 
Actually, I can impart some wisdom to my fellow single men out there: never trust anything that one female tells you about another. I've had to learn the hard way that all women secretly (and not so secretly) hate each other, on some level. So going to a girl's best girl-friend and asking for advice is just a way to ensure that she'll tell you something off-base (like "she really likes it when guys pee on her") just to mess with the other girl. It's not even that it's about you, they just hate each other. With a passion 
