is there no end to Maya's talents?
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ColdWhen I was a little girl I saw a toilet paper brand called Maya. That was so rude. Still traumatized to this day 
NObabe wrote: When I was a little girl I saw a toilet paper brand called Maya. That was so rude. Still traumatized to this day
a very popular name for popular prducts. you should be flattered.
NOOLigan wrote:
NObabe wrote: When I was a little girl I saw a toilet paper brand called Maya. That was so rude. Still traumatized to this day
a very popular name for popular prducts. you should be flattered.
I think I'm gonna wipe my ............
TEARS 
NObabe wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
NObabe wrote: When I was a little girl I saw a toilet paper brand called Maya. That was so rude. Still traumatized to this day
a very popular name for popular prducts. you should be flattered.
I think I'm gonna wipe my ............
TEARS
with your paper. :D andd don't forget to wash with your soap.
Steve Campbell wrote: Spare a thought for Missy Jem...she had to grow up with a name that rhymes with dicks LOL
Did she have an American relative called Bill?
Christopher Owens wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Spare a thought for Missy Jem...she had to grow up with a name that rhymes with dicks LOL
Did she have an American relative called Bill?
sure did
right race time...fuck the lot of yous...cya in 2 hours
Steve Campbell wrote: Spare a thought for Missy Jem...she had to grow up with a name that rhymes with dicks LOL
Maya rhymes with Serbian for balls :\ohwell:
NObabe wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Spare a thought for Missy Jem...she had to grow up with a name that rhymes with dicks LOL
Maya rhymes with Serbian for balls :\ohwell:
meat balls? 
Steve Campbell wrote: Spare a thought for Missy Jem...she had to grow up with a name that rhymes with dicks LOL
Well thanks for pointing that out to the millions of NOOL visitors! Nobody would dare say that to me at school!
And there's me thinking this one would sink without a trace by the time you returned to the fold.
Would this lack of teasing be because you were so well loved by all and sundry at your convent accademy...or cos you were the comprehensive's nastiest bully.....I feel I have a right to knw 
No! I was very nice if not a little odd. A bully? Me? Well i have bullied a few people - boys mainly.
Now give me your pocket money or i'll kick you in the nuts.
Missy Jem wrote:
Now give me your pocket money or i'll kick you in the nuts.
Robbing a sick man.
never mind she pays tax=my sick benefit :D she's just getting her own bacl :D
Still scared of her though.
J.A.K wrote: that's one of the Tyres off Cambo's toy F1 car collection.
Where the hell have you been?
Have you got a note from your mum?
Christopher Owens wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Now give me your pocket money or i'll kick you in the nuts.
Robbing a sick man.
And you give me your bike or i'll stab you with my compass
Missy Jem wrote:
And you give me your bike or i'll stab you with my compass
I can't ride a bike, so :finger:
J.A.K wrote: that's one of the Tyres off Cambo's toy F1 car collection.
LOL
I only have 3 a lotus 49 (Clarke) A Williams FW16 (Hill) and a Jordan EJ 191 (Gaschot....or maybe not him...crap what did you call the guy who had to miss races cos he beat fuck out of a london cabbie, it'll come to me.)
the Jordan has suffered a terrible rear wing failure.
Missy Jem wrote:
J.A.K wrote: that's one of the Tyres off Cambo's toy F1 car collection.
Where the hell have you been?
Have you got a note from your mum?
you got mail. soccergirly. next time. don't leave home without them. for the sake of the viewer.
Steve Campbell wrote:
J.A.K wrote: that's one of the Tyres off Cambo's toy F1 car collection.
LOL
I only have 3 a lotus 49 (Clarke) A Williams FW16 (Hill) and a Jordan EJ 191 (Gaschot....or maybe not him...crap what did you call the guy who had to miss races cos he beat fuck out of a london cabbie, it'll come to me.)
the Jordan has suffered a terrible rear wing failure.
now why did i know i shouldn't have said.
A Williams FW16. I thought that was a Photo Copier.
