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Taboo # 7 wrote: Tom Cruise sucks.......what, exactly?
Martian heat ray with any luck.
Although I'd settle for hearing? "you are tom cruise, you are the enemy of the daleks who are big fans of H G Wells since they could not exist without him...exterminate, exterminate EXTERMINAAAAAATE!"
ahhhhh what a heart warming image.
Steve Campbell wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: TOM CRUISE SUCKS! TOM CRUISE SUCKS! TOM CRUISE SUCKS! TOM CRUISE SUCKS! TOM CRUISE SUCKS! TOM CRUISE SUCKS!
So I was catching up on this multicar pileup with blood and spilled guts of a thread, and thinking, no fucker's got a single coherent, cogent thought left to spit up on this one.
Then I see this.
Made feel all warm and glowy :D
You hate Tom Cruise also, Steve?
He destroyed the book that is my bible. He turned the war of the worlds into an explosions and crying children shitepile. Hoe took a book about man's inhumanity to man, imperialism, religious and racial arrogance, and turned it into a cartoon.
I will never forgive.
And when they come, his home will look like this :D:D:D:D
you religious extremist.
Burt Reynolds wrote:
So you'll be in here a lot instead then?
What the USA needs is a 24 hour Jeopardy channel.
Sadly, I'd always thought most here would prefer a 24 hour Wheel Of Jeopardy channel instead. Some people just need to have some things spelt out for them. 
I never said I would hurt him, nor advocated anyone else doing so. Leave it to the Martians. (oh, sorry, mysterious underground lightning aliens LOL fucking cunt)
Comrade Shampanyov, Last Gentleman of the Mohicans wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: I never said I would hurt him, nor advocated anyone else doing so. Leave it to the Martians. (oh, sorry, mysterious underground lightning aliens LOL fucking cunt)
Careful he doesn't go all Xenu on your ass...
that is so much like that southpark episode. as i said before, all they did there was to spell out scientology's actual beliefs. if it is a load of bull then that is the fault of the southpark producers.
Cath wrote: for you Coz.. may you find happiness
you know, the problem I have with scientiology is that they aren't up front with you as you're walking past their booth...instead, they have signs of "Would you like to have a free stress test?" And then they hook you up to their machines and dig out the Hubbard Dianetics books out.
Sometimes I get irked -- I mean, why don't they just SAY they're from the Church of Scientology...?
And they are always blocking my way to Macy's?!?!?!?!
Emma
Taboo # 7 wrote: Oh, and thanks to Elizabeth Barrett Browning for capturing the tortured emotions coarsing through Burt and Cozzie right now
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. I love thee to the level of everyday's Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I love thee freely, as men strive for Right; I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints!---I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life!---and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.
hey, now, that's a good poem....! Don't dis Elizabeth Barrett Browning...!
:p
NOOLigan wrote: why don't those friggin aliens just come and take him (tom)away.
ah, you so easily read my thoughts, Ron! 
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: The aliens better not forget to take Katie Holmes with them.
Cozzy.. I reckon you would go well on a UFO.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Burt, the UFO should take you, from what you look like. :D
Burt looks lovely...
Ohhhhh Burt....
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Burt, the UFO should take you, from what you look like. :D
Aye.. it might get a better understanding of the human race. As long as i wasn't carrying your trivet though; they'd think the human race was a bunch of fucktards.
Emma Peel wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Burt, the UFO should take you, from what you look like. :D
Burt looks lovely...
Ohhhhh Burt....
Not as lovely as you do in hot latex, dearest Emma.
Dude, your avatar is all that is needed to show that the human race is backwards. You're a genetic defect, my trivet isn't.
Coz.. your trivet is a ceramic defect. Sad too.. you only painted it.. it originally had a chance..
Well, it will be donated soon. I am still waiting for an e-mail from my cancer club. So, in conclusion, the trivet is not a defect.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Burt, the UFO should take you, from what you look like. :D
burt's a big star or hadn't you heard?
Emma Peel wrote: and amazingly enough, this thread is still around...!
have i said how hot you look this morning?
You have a cancer club...
Poor buggers must be sitting around thinking, 'oh Cozzie has contacted us; mebbe she's heard of some sort of cure'.
Then they get handed the trivet.
NOOLigan wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: and amazingly enough, this thread is still around...!
have i said how hot you look this morning?
Morning wood..
NOOLigan wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: and amazingly enough, this thread is still around...!
have i said how hot you look this morning?
You have now! :)
Cath wrote: When you find it in the trash can outside of the charity.. will you believe it then?
I wonder if we can put a tracking device on the trivet to determine its ultimate destination...
Burt Reynolds wrote: You have a cancer club...
Poor buggers must be sitting around thinking, 'oh Cozzie has contacted us; mebbe she's heard of some sort of cure'.
Then they get handed the trivet.
Burt, the trivet is an individualistic work of art. The kids will love it, even if they don't understand NO. It's all for a good cause.
