what some people here so *badly* need
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OMG....can you imagine how long poor cozzie wold last in a belfast pub?
"alright cozzie ya yankie bastard" Instant Meltdown involving lecture on her family history, proving she is both a legitimate child AND half Okinawan.
Steve Campbell wrote: OMG....can you imagine how long poor cozzie wold last in a belfast pub?
"alright cozzie ya yankie bastard" Instant Meltdown involving lecture on her family history, proving she is both a legitimate child AND half Okinawan.
are we taking bets?
Emma Peel wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: OMG....can you imagine how long poor cozzie wold last in a belfast pub?
"alright cozzie ya yankie bastard" Instant Meltdown involving lecture on her family history, proving she is both a legitimate child AND half Okinawan.
are we taking bets?
£10 says she'll last 30 seconds.
Christopher Owens wrote: 10 seconds. Damn.
I'll put next week's dole on her not getting past the greeting.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: 10 seconds. Damn.
I'll put next week's dole on her not getting past the greeting.
Sensible.
Talk about lost in translation. I'm starting to feel the effects of the Zero Wing Video that Steve linked on his post. 
Cath, I don't know what's going on here with the Okinawan heritage and legitimacy. I can assure you that my parents married before I was born. And Steve with the Irish pub thing... where did he get that idea?
OK, let's change the subject here. How do guys think about my clips on the "FF and DCFC clips are up!" Sweet, huh?
What he means is, with your up tightness and self righteousness, you'd be laughed out of the place for having a breakdown in responding to a typical greeting.
Got it?
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Cath, I don't know what's going on here with the Okinawan heritage and legitimacy. I can assure you that my parents married before I was born. And Steve with the Irish pub thing... where did he get that idea?
I dont know what you are talking about Coz. But if I were you I would open a window before you inhale too many fumes.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Cath, I don't know what's going on here with the Okinawan heritage and legitimacy. I can assure you that my parents married before I was born. And Steve with the Irish pub thing... where did he get that idea?
this is exactly what cambo was getting at. you don't have to constantly justify yourself. we are all cool with who and what you are. sometimes we have a laff at your expense, but we mean nothing nasty by it.
NOOLigan wrote:
this is exactly what cambo was getting at. you don't have to constantly justify yourself. we are all cool with who and what you are. sometimes we have a laff at your expense, but we mean nothing nasty by it.
Well said.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: OK, let's change the subject here. How do guys think about my clips on the "FF and DCFC clips are up!" Sweet, huh?
are you talking about your blog? cause i really don't know what ff and dcfc is.
just to put you at ease. no, you don't sound like a man. you have a lovely female voice, so there.
NOOLigan wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Cath, I don't know what's going on here with the Okinawan heritage and legitimacy. I can assure you that my parents married before I was born. And Steve with the Irish pub thing... where did he get that idea?
this is exactly what cambo was getting at. you don't have to constantly justify yourself. we are all cool with who and what you are. sometimes we have a laff at your expense, but we mean nothing nasty by it.
Xactly Ron.
Cozzie, I meant...if you walked into Lavery's on a friday night, me and Owens would greet you with "alright ya yankie bastard" (Ron wuld get somesthing INFINITELY more abusive, cos we can get him for being German AND Australian)...it's how we are here, and even some English folks get it, and the Aussie are down with it big time as well. But you would point out that you were not a bastard or a full blooded yankie imperialist dog.
you need to chill
you need corrupted.
you're too smart to be so fucking serious and frankly, mom's apple pie American, ALL the damned time, it's holding you back kiddo.
Do something utterly fucking pointless for no reason, other than it's funny and silly, by this time tomorrow....go moonbathing....do a cockroach on the freeway (lie on your back kicking your arms and legs in the air making squeaking noises.....please do not attempt during peak traffic hours)...produce something UTTERLY incongruous from your pockets in front of simillarly normal folks, and when they look confused and aghast...simply wink or smile knowingly.....ask a policeman for directions to your school...then correct him......direct a stranger who asks YOU to reccomend a good resturaunt to the skreggiest fleabitten hellhole in town....ANYTHING FUCKING STUPID>>>IT WILL DO YOU GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burt, we have a gig for you bro!
Steve Campbell wrote:
Xactly Ron.
Cozzie, I meant...if you walked into Lavery's on a friday night, me and Owens would greet you with "alright ya yankie bastard" (Ron wuld get somesthing INFINITELY more abusive, cos we can get him for being German AND Australian)...it's how we are here, and even some English folks get it, and the Aussie are down with it big time as well. But you would point out that you were not a bastard or a full blooded yankie imperialist dog.
you need to chill
you need corrupted.
you're too smart to be so fucking serious and frankly, mom's apple pie American, ALL the damned time, it's holding you back kiddo.
Do something utterly fucking pointless for no reason, other than it's funny and silly, by this time tomorrow....go moonbathing....do a cockroach on the freeway (lie on your back kicking your arms and legs in the air making squeaking noises.....please do not attempt during peak traffic hours)...produce something UTTERLY incongruous from your pockets in front of simillarly normal folks, and when they look confused and aghast...simply wink or smile knowingly.....ask a policeman for directions to your school...then correct him......direct a stranger who asks YOU to reccomend a good resturaunt to the skreggiest fleabitten hellhole in town....ANYTHING FUCKING STUPID>>>IT WILL DO YOU GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burt, we have a gig for you bro!
Wise words from the elder statesman.
I'm such a complex person. I mean, I have a sense of humo(u)r but it's weird. I'll take Steve's advice and find a way to accomplish it so that you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm such a complex person. I mean, I have a sense of humo(u)r but it's weird.
In that you don't have a sense of humour?
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'll take Steve's advice and find a way to accomplish it so that you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
I don't know about 'favourite'.....
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
Nobody laughs at me...:D
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm such a complex person. I mean, I have a sense of humo(u)r but it's weird. I'll take Steve's advice and find a way to accomplish it so that you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
No, then we will laugh WITH you
Do it, go on, take steve's advice, do it
CuanaD wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm such a complex person. I mean, I have a sense of humo(u)r but it's weird. I'll take Steve's advice and find a way to accomplish it so that you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
No, then we will laugh WITH you
Do it, go on, take steve's advice, do it
But also pay attention toparts such as 'please do not attempt during peak traffic hours' for the cockroach. But yeah, it will help you loosen up a bit. Just, not too much too fast though.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, Chris, just shut up.:)
Ooooooohhhhhhh...............
Them's fighting words. 
Twatto wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
Nobody laughs at me...:D
You're a NO fan???????
:D
Twatto wrote:
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
Nobody laughs at me...:D
get used to it, yer a drummer :D
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm such a complex person. I mean, I have a sense of humo(u)r but it's weird. I'll take Steve's advice and find a way to accomplish it so that you can all laugh at your favorite teenage NO fan.
not for US....for YOU
