what some people here so *badly* need
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[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Do you want something extreme? I have a lot of work to do tonight.
No, just pointless. and preferrably very silly.
Someone help me out here. Suggest things Cozzie can do to break free and go nuts. Be nice you bastards!
Well, if she's looking for confrontation or attention living in Chapel Hill, I suppose wearing a homemade I HEART Duke Lacrosse tee shirt would be one way of getting it
FYI: The above statement is a complete joke, this post does not reflect the advocacy of violence toward women in any way, which includes killing and skinning strippers.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Someone help me out here. Suggest things Cozzie can do to break free and go nuts.
Wouldnt basically anything (within reason) that she wouldnt normally do be enough? 
She needs a bloody good spitroast. Open her eyes to the world of suckled pigs, is what I say.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Cath wrote: fornicate
Aye, bit of moisture might do her the world of good.
Just remember, Campo, you invited people to post suggestions and now, the floodgates have opened..... 
Emma Peel wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Cath wrote: fornicate
Aye, bit of moisture might do her the world of good.
Just remember, Campo, you invited people to post suggestions and now, the floodgates have opened.....
Jeezus!.. At least it would give her something more pleasurable to do in the evenings..
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, why does this craziness happen to me on NOOL?
Cos this site is populated in the main part by mad bastards. anyone remotely normal is fair game. Anyone who's really normal, by US standards, well.....you get the picture.
we will corrupt you.
Maybe you need to have a wee desk motto "what would Barney do" or better..."what would Hooky do" (you might even work up to "what would Gretton do" but that's too advanced for now.
you seem to soak up New Order's music without absorbing the inherent madness that pervades their every action.
remeber they started with the phrase: "if they (the pistols) can do it, we can fookin well do it too"
People....let us stop being mean to Cozzie and try and help her out of her apple pie coccoon.
one of us one of us one of us.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Will a comedy post on a blog do? I have something good to say that will make you laugh.
It's going to have to be totally out of character. Unless you just bought a really good joke book.
This is a comedy post.. thread or whatever.....
and you dont ask Cozz.. you just do... take a chance..
No, this is based on a real experience. It's funny when I tell it. OK, I'm going to make the post now.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Will a comedy post on a blog do? I have something good to say that will make you laugh.
Steve Campbell wrote:
People....let us stop being mean to Cozzie and try and help her out of her apple pie coccoon.
one of us one of us one of us.
I applaud your sentiments Cambo, but sometimes I feel this is a job for Yahooligans..
Nooligan's suggestion is to drink with your fellow uni students.
My suggestion: streak the uni halls! Do a Lady Godiva!
Emma
Yes Coz.. and please.. PLEASE... dont tell us about being upset cause someone took your wet undies out of the washer without your permission.. 
Emma Peel wrote: Nooligan's suggestion is to drink with your fellow uni students.
My suggestion: streak the uni halls! Do a Lady Godiva!
Emma
Yeah!.. live a little!... become 'shop-soiled'..
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Emma Peel wrote: Nooligan's suggestion is to drink with your fellow uni students.
My suggestion: streak the uni halls! Do a Lady Godiva!
Emma
Yeah!.. live a little!... become 'shop-soiled'..
and then you'll have something to really talk about in your audio blog!
Have we all been on the audio blog?. I will confess.. I have.. and would appreciate something a little more exciting than laundry talk.
Cozzie, tell us this....what do you WANT to do with your life? Not ...what do you think you will end up doing, but, if I could wave a magic wand over you (stop sniggering at the back!!) and set you up with your dream life and career and shit.
Do tell.
So.. in other words.. you have the attention you crave Coz.. use it.. say something worth hearing!!!!
Cath wrote: Have we all been on the audio blog?. I will confess.. I have.. and would appreciate something a little more exciting than laundry talk.
briefly, to confirm that she does NOT sound like a geezer.
Was too scared of someone thinking I was skyping with her to listen for long :D
