You know you've been awake too long when.....

....the fonts on your screem suddenly seen unreasonably small and you wonder why you would ever have set them so.

....you forget the 2nd smart arse thing you were gonna say

Switch off the computer Remove matchsticks Lie down

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: Switch off the computer Remove matchsticks Lie down

Will try....odd tho I was gone for a while, had guests (and a fine host I was), and I come back to find only this one post, and a mail from a southern lady with almost the identical time stamp on it.

Fookin twatted of Bangor.

As for the rest of you....no one had any good suggestions?

Pah!, you suck :D

Mick's posts start making sense

You wonder, between Keats and Yeats, which would win in a no-rules street brawl

...you think...i'll stick around another while and see what amusements our tabbsy has for us :D

Taboo # 7 wrote: Mick's posts start making sense

No one can stay awake THAT long. SLEEPING DUTY

Scientology starts making sense :D

...this place starts making sense and you find yourself agreeing with Cozzie...

Snorri xxx

.... you start to trip although you've not taken any LSD

Happens a lot.

you accidentally bid £120 on ebay instead of £1.20

You think you have two sheds instead of one...

Snorri xxx

Your hand is fused to the mouse and you no longer can feel the blinking of your eyes.

.....you start a thread about what happens when you've been awake too long

Snorrimon wrote: You think you have two sheds instead of one...

Snorri xxx

i DO have two sheds

Snorrimon wrote: ...this place starts making sense and you find yourself agreeing with Cozzie...

Snorri xxx

Thanx, Snorri

you start grading infomercials on the television for their originality...

You can watch Adult Swim on Cartoon Network

you think 3 a.m. is not the magical hour...it's 5 a.m.!

when your typing fingers no longer do what your brain wants the to. although that could be the alcohol. .

When you hear the birds start chirping. Usually around 420 AM in my little place on Earth.

you think going to White Castle is a good idea....

you've been on pool for ten minutes

(For the record, i am ALWAYS alert and ready for action when on pool. Always. 100% of the time. 110% even. )

You're able to realize your goal of seeing all the soft-core porn movies on Cinemax, Showtime, and the Movie Channel

Taboo # 7 wrote: You're able to realize your goal of seeing all the soft-core porn movies on Cinemax, Showtime, and the Movie Channel

Please do not tell me you TIVO these!

Taboo # 7 wrote: You're able to realize your goal of seeing all the soft-core porn movies on Cinemax, Showtime, and the Movie Channel

You get those stations on your college cable service, Tabbsy?

I plead the Fifth...

Gotcha, Tabs. :p Now, do some reading.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Gotcha, Tabs. :p Now, do some reading.

But then who would watch my TV?

Taboo # 7 wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Gotcha, Tabs. :p Now, do some reading.

But then who would watch my TV?

Tabsy, you have my permission to watch TV rather than do reading....!

Of course I don't really care for TV, but...

Emma Peel wrote: you think going to White Castle is a good idea....

You read a post like this and think...."is that those weird little burgers I had in Aurora?"

Steve Campbell wrote:

Emma Peel wrote: you think going to White Castle is a good idea....

You read a post like this and think...."is that those weird little burgers I had in Aurora?"

and what the hell is wrong with Aurora?!?!

Next you'll be complaining about Peoria too!

Nothing....aprt from the building codes.....a downtoen with nothing taller then 30ft is fucking werid.

So IS that the weird burgers then...wee buggers, steamed "bun", takes 8 of them and 2 portions of fries to feed a poodle?

Steve Campbell wrote: Nothing....aprt from the building codes.....a downtoen with nothing taller then 30ft is fucking werid.

So IS that the weird burgers then...wee buggers, steamed "bun", takes 8 of them and 2 portions of fries to feed a poodle?

and they are freaking steam-grilled..

Relive the memories here:

burgers

and you have to order them by the bag to do any good.

Emma Peel wrote: and you have to order them by the bag to do any good.

Not when you are a bus of touring paddy muso's.

LOL we ordered by the GROSS!

I think we had about 150 burgers and 60 fries....most of it ultimately used in a food fight that got us locked out of our hotel rooms and got one of our number told by a member of Fox Valley inn staff..."Jesus Christ guys it's not the 1960's and yer not led zepplin" (what they DIDN'T know was that the guy they say that too had been stopped from hurling a tv out the window the night before on grounds of "tradition". The whiteCastles and particularly the strange green thing that lives inside them, were bad, but possibly worse was our Tromboner, who handed his horn to one of the responsible college staff, who lay on the bed and played it, while the owner poured water adn wine into it...followed by the drummer, in a manner very suggestive of Dr Vivien Bastard, getting up, shouting "fuck this" and punting a bag of tortilla chips (the size you only get in the states....shire horse nosebag size) so hard it VAPOURIZED and coated the whole room in about half an inch of chips which were then walked into the water and wine soaked carpet.

You may want to bear the above in mind if you feel like bookin an Irish j*zz band for your wedding.

Speaking of being awake too long, i think its time i was offski. Iv made the top 10 posters list, which aint bad considering the amount of time i've spent at work today (over half of the day)

And im ahead of Jack once again. Not for long though i predict. Meh well

Steve Campbell wrote:

Emma Peel wrote: and you have to order them by the bag to do any good.

Not when you are a bus of touring paddy muso's.

LOL we ordered by the GROSS!

I think we had about 150 burgers and 60 fries....most of it ultimately used in a food fight that got us locked out of our hotel rooms and got one of our number told by a member of Fox Valley inn staff..."Jesus Christ guys it's not the 1960's and yer not led zepplin" (what they DIDN'T know was that the guy they say that too had been stopped from hurling a tv out the window the night before on grounds of "tradition". The whiteCastles and particularly the strange green thing that lives inside them, were bad, but possibly worse was our Tromboner, who handed his horn to one of the responsible college staff, who lay on the bed and played it, while the owner poured water adn wine into it...followed by the drummer, in a manner very suggestive of Dr Vivien Bastard, getting up, shouting "fuck this" and punting a bag of tortilla chips (the size you only get in the states....shire horse nosebag size) so hard it VAPOURIZED and coated the whole room in about half an inch of chips which were then walked into the water and wine soaked carpet.

You may want to bear the above in mind if you feel like bookin an Irish j*zz band for your wedding.

Campo, tell me when you're going to Illinois next and I'll show you to the right places...and they AREN'T White Castles..

:D I always said I'd go back actually.

But only when you sort out your beer and your president :D

Steve Campbell wrote: :D I always said I'd go back actually.

But only when you sort out your beer and your president :D

Oh Jeez, that might not be for another 20 years?!?!

you can't go to sleep because you're worried that someone took over your #1 Top Poster spot on NOOL....right Nooligan? :)

Ah, but we love you the way you are, Nooligan, so don't go changin'!

Emma Peel wrote: you can't go to sleep because you're worried that someone took over your #1 Top Poster spot on NOOL....right Nooligan? :)

Ah, but we love you the way you are, Nooligan, so don't go changin'!

me care about being number one poster, never.

Twist, singer of the Blessing Way wrote: When you hear the birds start chirping. Usually around 420 AM in my little place on Earth.

Mxed up birds, a few around here start in around 2:30am

Aso when the sky starts lightening up & you wonder whether it's worth while to even crash out for a couple of hours or just stay up.