You know you've been awake too long when.....

....the fonts on your screem suddenly seen unreasonably small and you wonder why you would ever have set them so.

....you forget the 2nd smart arse thing you were gonna say

Switch off the computer Remove matchsticks Lie down

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: Switch off the computer Remove matchsticks Lie down

Will try....odd tho I was gone for a while, had guests (and a fine host I was), and I come back to find only this one post, and a mail from a southern lady with almost the identical time stamp on it.

Fookin twatted of Bangor.

As for the rest of you....no one had any good suggestions?

Pah!, you suck :D

Mick's posts start making sense

You wonder, between Keats and Yeats, which would win in a no-rules street brawl

...you think...i'll stick around another while and see what amusements our tabbsy has for us :D

Taboo # 7 wrote: Mick's posts start making sense

No one can stay awake THAT long. SLEEPING DUTY

Scientology starts making sense :D

...this place starts making sense and you find yourself agreeing with Cozzie...

Snorri xxx

.... you start to trip although you've not taken any LSD

Happens a lot.

you accidentally bid £120 on ebay instead of £1.20

You think you have two sheds instead of one...

Snorri xxx

Your hand is fused to the mouse and you no longer can feel the blinking of your eyes.

.....you start a thread about what happens when you've been awake too long

Snorrimon wrote: You think you have two sheds instead of one...

Snorri xxx

i DO have two sheds

Snorrimon wrote: ...this place starts making sense and you find yourself agreeing with Cozzie...

Snorri xxx

Thanx, Snorri

you start grading infomercials on the television for their originality...

You can watch Adult Swim on Cartoon Network

you think 3 a.m. is not the magical hour...it's 5 a.m.!

when your typing fingers no longer do what your brain wants the to. although that could be the alcohol. .

When you hear the birds start chirping. Usually around 420 AM in my little place on Earth.

you think going to White Castle is a good idea....

you've been on pool for ten minutes

(For the record, i am ALWAYS alert and ready for action when on pool. Always. 100% of the time. 110% even. )

You're able to realize your goal of seeing all the soft-core porn movies on Cinemax, Showtime, and the Movie Channel

Taboo # 7 wrote: You're able to realize your goal of seeing all the soft-core porn movies on Cinemax, Showtime, and the Movie Channel

Please do not tell me you TIVO these!

Taboo # 7 wrote: You're able to realize your goal of seeing all the soft-core porn movies on Cinemax, Showtime, and the Movie Channel

You get those stations on your college cable service, Tabbsy?

I plead the Fifth...

Gotcha, Tabs. :p Now, do some reading.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Gotcha, Tabs. :p Now, do some reading.

But then who would watch my TV?

Taboo # 7 wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Gotcha, Tabs. :p Now, do some reading.

But then who would watch my TV?

Tabsy, you have my permission to watch TV rather than do reading....!

Of course I don't really care for TV, but...