What do you think of your neighbours wife ?
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Breaking one of the Ten Commandments, aren't you Diggy?
I meant to say what do you think of her Shed ?
i do not covet my neighbours wife. no not really even if she is newly single and quite hot for someone who is 45.
She has a voice that could grate marble. Her hair is too brassy for her skin pigment. She has a great figure but no sense of style to suit it. One eye is lopsided. She's a mouthbreather, not a nosebreather. She has an apparent aversion to deodorant.
Boatraceface wrote: You really studied her close up Melly.Were you romantically involved together?
She'd have at least had to have the deodorant thing rectified before I'd have started anything with her. 
B.O. is a no no.
In all seriousness, 20 years next door to someone and doing pot lucks and babysitting their kids and all.. you get to notice a lot of things. I'm quite sure she could say something interesting about me, as well.
"Crazy girl, always going out to dance in the rain or blaring that loud music when she peels out of the driveway. 
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She's older than my grandma :barf:
I can't decide whether I live in a normal neighborhood, or a retirement home 
Twatto wrote: Shes weird. And she hits her dog.
Maybe she was stopping it from shitting up your garden,with its stinking shat.
Boatraceface wrote:
Twatto wrote: Shes weird. And she hits her dog.
Maybe she was stopping it from shitting up your garden,with its stinking shat.
Nah. Its the nicest dog ever, but she insists it walks right next to her at a real slow pace. Poor thing never gets more than a stroll.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Breaking one of the Ten Commandments, aren't you Diggy?
Nope...that covet thy neighbours ass / wife things are NOT the commandments handed to Moses on Stone.....
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS WE ALWAYS SEE AREN'T THE TEN COMMANDMENTS First Amendment battles continue to rage across the US over the posting of the Ten Command-ments in public places -- courthouses, schools, parks, and pretty much anywhere else you can imagine. Christians argue that they're a part of our Western heritage that should be displayed as ubiquitously as traffic signs. Congressman Bob Barr hilariously suggested that the Columbine massacre wouldn't have happened if the Ten Commandments (also called the Decalogue) had been posted in the high school, and some government officials have directly, purposely disobeyed court rulings against the display of these ten directives supposedly handed down from on high.
Too bad they're all talking about the wrong rules.
Every Decalogue you see -- from the 5,000-pound granite behemoth inside the Alabama State Judicial Building to the little wallet-cards sold at Christian bookstores -- is bogus. Simply reading the Bible will prove this. Getting out your King James version, turn to Exodus 20:2-17. You'll see the familiar list of rules about having no other gods, honoring your parents, not killing or coveting, and so on. At this point, though, Moses is just repeating to the people what God told him on Mount Si'nai. These are not written down in any form.
Later, Moses goes back to the Mount, where God gives him two "tables of stone" with rules written on them (Exodus 31:18). But when Moses comes down the mountain lugging his load, he sees the people worshipping a statue of a calf, causing him to throw a tantrum and smash the tablets on the ground (Exodus 32:19).
In neither of these cases does the Bible refer to "commandments." In the first instance, they are "words" which "God spake," while the tablets contain "testimony." It is only when Moses goes back for new tablets that we see the phrase "ten commandments" (Exodus 34:28). In an interesting turn of events, the commandments on these tablets are significantly different than the ten rules Moses recited for the people, meaning that either Moses' memory is faulty or God changed his mind.
Thus, without further ado, we present to you the real "Ten Commandments" as handed down by the LORD unto Moses (and plainly listed in Exodus 34:13-28). We eagerly await all the new Decalogues, which will undoubtedly contain this correct version:
I. Thou shalt worship no other god. II. Thou shalt make thee no molten gods. III.. The feast of unleavened bread thou shalt keep IV. Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest. V. Thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the firstfruits of wheat harvest, and the feast of ingathering at the year's end. VI. Thrice In the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord God. VII. Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven.
VIII. Neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left unto the morning. IX. The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the LORD thy God. X. Thou shalt not seethe a kid [ie, a young goat] in his mother's milk.
Ahhh....only up and already tearing the fairies a new one :D
melly wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: You really studied her close up Melly.Were you romantically involved together?
She'd have at least had to have the deodorant thing rectified before I'd have started anything with her.
In all seriousness, 20 years next door to someone and doing pot lucks and babysitting their kids and all.. you get to notice a lot of things. I'm quite sure she could say something interesting about me, as well.
"Crazy girl, always going out to dance in the rain or blaring that loud music when she peels out of the driveway.
Well that explains the lop-sided eye on her..Its a scowl ye berk!she hates you. Is she one of these nosey parker curtain twitchers?:\peek:
I was gonna say she needs to learn to close her curtains when she gets dressed, but hell, she's only 22.
My neighbours wife - well she has become a very loyal friend who would do absolutely anything for me, children or pets. When I have been ill she has looked after everything and she has a cruel job and works with the homeless. All in all, she's great. No jokes, no puns. She is. However, she cannot despite everything understand NO or NOOL! Hmmmmm.
never even noticed any of my neighbours except a hot-ish single milf who lives next door.
Wino: all better now :D
The one on the left should have murdered her busband before she took the kids and moved out. The one on the right should have quit smoking 30 years ago but then again her first husband was a real asshole. I don't mess with her because she is armed. Her current hubby and I are good friends and she never bitches when I come over. However, after our last trip to the range she refuses to fire my rifle, too powerful.
Well...we've only got one set of neighbors...they are just finishing construction on the rest of the houses on the block...
but I think she must be a vampire...I never see her out during the day...only at night...and they are always tinkering with her car...so I reckon she must be somewhat mechanically inclined...haven't really noticed anything else about her...
Boatraceface wrote:
melly wrote: "Crazy girl, always going out to dance in the rain or blaring that loud music when she peels out of the driveway.
Well that explains the lop-sided eye on her..Its a scowl ye berk!she hates you.
Yes she is!
Very Hyacinth Bucket. Only not, but generally speaking, yes.
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Breaking one of the Ten Commandments, aren't you Diggy?
No, that's ass.
NOOLigan wrote: i do not covet my neighbours wife. no not really even if she is newly single and quite hot for someone who is 45.
Older ones are better Nooligan, because they don't smell,they don't tell and they're grateful...OH and many a good tune played on an old fiddle...
Boatraceface wrote:
Twatto wrote: Shes weird. And she hits her dog.
I thought you said she hits on her dog ! in which case she would be weird
Maybe she was stopping it from shitting up your garden,with its stinking shat.
Flying Teapot wrote:
THIS THREAD USELESS WITHOUT PHOTOS
I agee, post some !!
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