Ticket touts.
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Touts fucking suck I wish they would all die especially the people selling pearl jam tickets on ebay.
rot in hell fuckers. 
It's the way it is now, and it ain't illegal.
I have made money on tickets and also paid over the odds.
If you want a ticket for a gig BOOK EARLY as Fred Pontin would say, or POST Early as Rocket Mick would say.
J.A.K wrote: need any Liverpool tickets for Old Trafford. Let me know. i'll get you a good dizzy.
Bonzette wrote:
J.A.K wrote: need any Liverpool tickets for Old Trafford. Let me know. i'll get you a good dizzy.
Cue a pair of photo copied tickets being handed out the window of a fast motor.
Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
J.A.K wrote: need any Liverpool tickets for Old Trafford. Let me know. i'll get you a good dizzy.
Cue a pair of photo copied tickets being handed out the window of a fast motor.
clapped out Escort with stolen Audi wheels more like!
Surely it's still 4 blokes in a capri as the dogiest thing on the road?
In NI we always preferred 4 blokes in a Manta.
NOOLigan wrote: nasty business. isn't scalping illegal?
Scalping?! When did they make that illegal?! 
To the victor goes the spoilsState of Love and Trust wrote: Touts fucking suck I wish they would all die especially the people selling pearl jam tickets on ebay.
rot in hell fuckers.
Touts 
in pa there's legal "reselling" where you can't sell a ticket for more than a certain percentage above it's face value... and you can't do so infront of the venue...
but that doesn't make anyone any money does it?? so they break the law anyway.
Steve Campbell wrote: Surely it's still 4 blokes in a capri as the dogiest thing on the road?
In NI we always preferred 4 blokes in a Manta.
there was a german movie a few years back called: manta manta manta.
Steve Campbell wrote: Did it have anything to do with Opel's 4 wheeled rocket ship.
yes the manta was/is a real cult car in germany.
Flying Teapot wrote:
yes the manta was/is a real cult car in germany.
I prefered the OPAL FRUIT
Opel. they make all your Vauxhalls anyway.
Flying Teapot wrote:
yes the manta was/is a real cult car in germany.
I prefered the OPAL FRUIT
State of Love and Trust wrote: Anyway...to get back on topic...
TOUTS SUCK.
Yeah, but you might be goin Astoria with Ken, so why u bothered so much? Guess they still suck ass man.
Twatto wrote:
State of Love and Trust wrote: Anyway...to get back on topic...
TOUTS SUCK.
Yeah, but you might be goin Astoria with Ken, so why u bothered so much? Guess they still suck ass man.
Even if I do get this ticket through Ken, which I seriously doubt, touts are always gonna suck.
State of Love and Trust wrote:
Twatto wrote:
State of Love and Trust wrote: Anyway...to get back on topic...
TOUTS SUCK.
Yeah, but you might be goin Astoria with Ken, so why u bothered so much? Guess they still suck ass man.
Even if I do get this ticket through Ken, which I seriously doubt, touts are always gonna suck.
I know yeah. But they always manage to get the tickets before real fans do 
Twatto wrote:
State of Love and Trust wrote:
Twatto wrote:
State of Love and Trust wrote: Anyway...to get back on topic...
TOUTS SUCK.
Yeah, but you might be goin Astoria with Ken, so why u bothered so much? Guess they still suck ass man.
Even if I do get this ticket through Ken, which I seriously doubt, touts are always gonna suck.
I know yeah. But they always manage to get the tickets before real fans do
I know man that's what is so annoying and shitty.
Touts are a bunch of c___s in general, but they do occasionally lose money. I got a ticket for Brixton in November; tout was so desperate to get rid of em he charged me 20 Benson and Hedges.
