Shitty nappies

Sadly I cannot:(

i don't have to.

Well when i used to change my sons nappy, it never troubled me :D

Used to change both my nephews nappies when they were younger, so not a problem...

Snorri xxx

you use a stapler to fasten nappies don't you?

NOOLigan wrote: you use a stapler to fasten nappies don't you?

Industrial strength glue works as well...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: you use a stapler to fasten nappies don't you?

Industrial strength glue works as well...

Snorri xxx

unfortunately my niece is now potty trained, so i won't be able to implement your suggestion for a while.

Done with that until grandchildren. Anyone else's kid, too fucking bad.

i got used to it in the end.

2 kids, got used to it, but never liked it. Prfer making the bottle.

JHC

I used to think "never." But it's not bad at all, really.

I probably should get toilet trained sometime, though.

It was the really smelly ones that were the worst (closely followed by the green ones), but when the smell got too bad, I found wads of bog roll shoved up each nostril a great help! As my son had constant dire~rumpus for two years I'd pleanty of practice. (And before that my daughter & niece). MIMX ps: I would have put diarrhoea, but I can't spell for shit.

I dunno, I really though it would be bad, and while my nephew's di-- er, nappies-- were certainly full sometimes, it just didn't seem that bad. No big deal.

MIMX wrote: It was the really smelly ones that were the worst (closely followed by the green ones), but when the smell got too bad, I found wads of bog roll shoved up each nostril a great help! As my son had constant dire~rumpus for two years I'd pleanty of practice. (And before that my daughter & niece). MIMX ps: I would have put diarrhoea, but I can't spell for shit.

I should try the bog roll up nose,cheers Some are much worse than others,you're right..when I posted this thread I had just changed my son,and cleaned shite from what must have been every square inch of him,and his bloody bed..Disgusting:dead:

My nephew is 2 1/2 now, and i have only attempted to change his nappy once. Kept having to turn away and retch until my mum snatched him off me saying, 'Oh for Gods sake Jemma'! Ha, they've never asked me since.

They reckon it's different when it's your own - bollocks!

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote:

They reckon it's different when it's your own - bollocks!

yeh, thats right. I cant stand the smell of my shit. :\ohwell:

You know what i meant you tit!

i didnt think kids ever wore nappies in bolton.

Will you be at the Star and Garter Friday Banshee? We'll see how cocky you are then!

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: Will you be at the Star and Garter Friday Banshee? We'll see how cocky you are then!

i am a doubt,and thats why i risked saying it

For your own safety give it a miss, i was sober when i met you, i'm on an all dayer on Friday

[pink]Missy Jem[/pink] wrote: For your own safety give it a miss, i was sober when i met you, i'm on an all dayer on Friday

you are? Pick a pub near a Tesco...yer gonna need a trolley!

My nappy experience closely mirrors yours....sister's wee'un etc...but I never made it all the way into the same room, I looked, I saw, I inhaled the delectae aroma, and I ran like a bastard.