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Jack, I've figured out how to get the money for PJ at the Astoria.

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Prostitution.

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a bit harsh. he's washing my car as we speak.

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This'll get some more cash.

Why don't you pay him for some,er, services Ron?:p

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Christopher Owens wrote: This'll get some more cash.

Why don't you pay him for some,er, services Ron?:p

what makes you think i'd be into that sort of thing?

no paedophilia here, plus 100% hetro.

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NOOLigan wrote:

what makes you think i'd be into that sort of thing? no paedophilia here,plus 100% hetro.

I was talking about cleaning the house.

What did you think I was on about?:skeptic:

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Christopher Owens wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

what makes you think i'd be into that sort of thing? no paedophilia here,plus 100% hetro.

I was talking about cleaning the house.

What did you think I was on about?:skeptic:

you were talking about prostitution.

too late i've cleaned the house, but when he is finished the car, he can mow the lawn.

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NOOLigan wrote:

you were talking about prostitution.

too late i've cleaned the house, but when he is finished the car, he can mow the lawn.

But what made you think I was talking about him prostituting himself to you?

That was a different topic.

And since you've cleaned the house, how about asking him to go round the shop for you?

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Christopher Owens wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

you were talking about prostitution.

too late i've cleaned the house, but when he is finished the car, he can mow the lawn.

But what made you think I was talking about him prostituting himself to you?

That was a different topic.

And since you've cleaned the house, how about asking him to go round the shop for you?

one more time. see if you can follow my reasoning. your first post in this thread was suggesting that he offer himself as a male prostitute, then you suggested that i avail myself of his other services.

i'm not an invlid just yet. i can still do my own shopping.

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FFS Ron, you need to read in between the lines. Services can mean so many different things. Your filthy mind thought I was talking about you and him.........

Lighten up.:wink:

And give him something else to do. He needs dosh, pronto.

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Christopher Owens wrote: FFS Ron, you need to read in between the lines. Services can mean so many different things. Your filthy mind thought I was talking about you and him.........

Lighten up.:wink:

And give him something else to do. He needs dosh, pronto.

he can got to work for me at my normal job. i'll give him 20 pounds a day.

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NOOLigan wrote:

he can got to work for me at my normal job. i'll give him 20 pounds a day.

:abovelol: :clap: :clap:

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NOOLigan wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: FFS Ron, you need to read in between the lines. Services can mean so many different things. Your filthy mind thought I was talking about you and him.........

Lighten up.:wink:

And give him something else to do. He needs dosh, pronto.

he can got to work for me at my normal job. i'll give him 20 pounds a day.

Twenty pounds of what?

Snorri xxx

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OK, after this post lets let this one slide quickly off the page before he sees it, OK? Don't scare the chap. Let's put a full stop on this thread - I think probably enough jokes have been done at poor Jacks expense about this in another thread - ie suggesting methods of unorthodox ways of getting money. Poor fellow really wants to go so lets not make it any worse, hey?

I know this is humour and in good fun, but lets just move on now and let this one drop down, OK? I dont want to bring anyone down, I'm just saying lets finish it now.

:ignore:

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mil wrote: OK, after this post lets let this one slide quickly off the page before he sees it, OK? Don't scare the chap. Let's put a full stop on this thread - I think probably enough jokes have been done at poor Jacks expense about this in another thread - ie suggesting methods of unorthodox ways of getting money. Poor fellow really wants to go so lets not make it any worse, hey?

I know this is humour and in good fun, but lets just move on now and let this one drop down, OK? I dont want to bring anyone down, I'm just saying lets finish it now.

:ignore:

I get the message.

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PJ Harvey? I thought she had retired form the music business?

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Poor Jack, can't even afford a pair of pyjamas... :(

Snorri xxx

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Er no.

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Snorrimon wrote: Poor Jack

so this is what PJ stands for :\ohwell:

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And there was me seeing the title of thread thinking that someone had come up with a helpful idea of how I could go see my favourite band. :shrug:

:thumbdown: :angry:

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Sorry Jack, it is a bit cruel... You'll get your chance to see them... Why don't you start a PJ savings account, so if this happens again you might be able to get a ticket off EBay even if it is v. expensive?

Snorri xxx

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I JUST WANNA FUCKING SEE PEARL JAM

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Snorrimon wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: FFS Ron, you need to read in between the lines. Services can mean so many different things. Your filthy mind thought I was talking about you and him.........

Lighten up.:wink:

And give him something else to do. He needs dosh, pronto.

he can got to work for me at my normal job. i'll give him 20 pounds a day.

Twenty pounds of what?

Snorri xxx

i was thinking currency, but he can have dirt if he wants to.

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Well Ron, the offer of £20 is appreciated and all, but I was looking for something more in the region of £600 - £650 so I could get the tickets. :thumb:

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State of Love and Trust wrote: Well Ron, the offer of £20 is appreciated and all, but I was looking for something more in the region of £600 - £650 so I could get the tickets. :thumb:

20 pounds a day, so after 6 weeks you should be set.

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But the gig is in less than a week!!!

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State of Love and Trust wrote: But the gig is in less than a week!!!

sorry. i am going to spend half my ill gotten gains (dividends) on getting a treo.

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NOOLigan wrote:

State of Love and Trust wrote: But the gig is in less than a week!!!

sorry. i am going to spend half my ill gotten gains (dividends) on getting a treo.

Lol you dont half go on about this Treo.

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Twatto wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

State of Love and Trust wrote: But the gig is in less than a week!!!

sorry. i am going to spend half my ill gotten gains (dividends) on getting a treo.

Lol you dont half go on about this Treo.

at least i haven't run threads about it advertising it.

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UPDATE ON MY ASTORIA ANTICS....not that anyone's interested...

With the financial backing of fellow PJ fan and friend of my dad, Ken, we have resorted to eBay to try and buy tickets.

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NOOLigan wrote:

Twatto wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

State of Love and Trust wrote: But the gig is in less than a week!!!

sorry. i am going to spend half my ill gotten gains (dividends) on getting a treo.

Lol you dont half go on about this Treo.

at least i haven't run threads about it advertising it.

Suppose :thumb:

Jacks desperate to go though. And he dosnt work for a living (kids :nonono: ).

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