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17 Apr 2006, 08:28

Feel free to ask Tom Cruise anything, anything at all... :rolleyes:

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/missionimpossible3.html

17 Apr 2006, 08:30

Dear Tom:

Why are you so dumb to have let Nicole Kidman go?

And why are you so weird?

17 Apr 2006, 08:31

Tom, in your expert opinion...why are you such an asshole? :p

17 Apr 2006, 08:35

Dear Tom:

Why do you persist in playing the same character over and over again?

17 Apr 2006, 09:15

Dear Tom:

How much do you know about psychiatry and psychology if you are a college drop-out? You're just like all the rest of the Hollywood gang, thinking that you don't need to pursue higher education to develop your foolish, ignorant views. I don't care how much money you have. At least I pursue my life goals realistically.

Emma is right about one thing: You could have so much with Nicole. Then again, I know why she chose to divorce you.

You're such a snobbish, sycophantic jerk. No wonder I despise you. Think you're so high when you jumped on that couch? Fooey on you, sir.

17 Apr 2006, 14:11

Dear Tom, just why did you turn to science fiction for religion?

17 Apr 2006, 18:42

Dear Tom:

Why do you think you can jump up and down on someone's furniture? Don't you know that's rude? :nono:

17 Apr 2006, 18:47

Dear Tom....did you not bother to read War of the Worlds or did you simply not understand it? And in what way do you believe your abject ignorance qualified you to brutally, publicly ass-rape this rose of English literature.

And.... Dear Tom, could you step about 2 feet back and 3 to the left, just where the big white X in Gaffer tape is ...that's right, jussssst there, yup, under the 16ton weight.

17 Apr 2006, 19:05

Tom....meet my friend Dalek

17 Apr 2006, 19:21

Tom. . .I get all my policies on world topics from you. Thanks for being for being so forth right and knowledgable. Just one question, does it hurt to smile while your obviously not amused???

JHC