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VD wrote:

shedNOOLigan wrote:

VD wrote: hope this is not off target.. but i bought a rake last week and i don't have a shed!.. ant tips on were i can store it?

buy a shed.

were would i put the shed! i don't have a garden

put it up in your living room.

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VD wrote:

shedNOOLigan wrote:

VD wrote: hope this is not off target.. but i bought a rake last week and i don't have a shed!.. ant tips on were i can store it?

buy a shed.

were would i put the shed! i don't have a garden

The corner of the living room should suffice... Why did you buy a rake if you don't have a garden? Seems a lot of money to FORK out, HOEever you look at it... All part of the TROWELS and tribulations of life in the SHED, I suppose...

SHEDi xxx

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build a shed in my living room.. thanks for the tip shedNOOLigan..but i think that's a last resort, i think i'll just cut the handle off and stick it in the cupboard

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VD wrote: build a shed in my living room.. thanks for the tip shedNOOLigan..but i think that's a last resort, i think i'll just cut the handle off and stick it in the cupboard

:thumb:

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SHEDimon wrote:

VD wrote:

shedNOOLigan wrote:

VD wrote: hope this is not off target.. but i bought a rake last week and i don't have a shed!.. ant tips on were i can store it?

buy a shed.

were would i put the shed! i don't have a garden

The corner of the living room should suffice... Why did you buy a rake if you don't have a garden? Seems a lot of money to FORK out, HOEever you look at it... All part of the TROWELS and tribulations of life in the SHED, I suppose...

SHEDi xxx

bought the rake cos it was only 50p in a boot sale.. can't resist a bargain!

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VD wrote: build a shed in my living room.. thanks for the tip shedNOOLigan..but i think that's a last resort, i think i'll just cut the handle off and stick it in the cupboard

Or buy a very, very large shed and put your house inside...

SHEDi xxx

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SHEDimon wrote:

VD wrote: build a shed in my living room.. thanks for the tip shedNOOLigan..but i think that's a last resort, i think i'll just cut the handle off and stick it in the cupboard

Or buy a very, very large shed and put your house inside...

SHEDi xxx

brilliant idea SHEDimon! could be a problem with getting planning permission.. my local council are proper moody

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VD wrote:

SHEDimon wrote:

VD wrote: build a shed in my living room.. thanks for the tip shedNOOLigan..but i think that's a last resort, i think i'll just cut the handle off and stick it in the cupboard

Or buy a very, very large shed and put your house inside...

SHEDi xxx

brilliant idea SHEDimon! could be a problem with getting planning permission.. my local council are proper moody

For all your shed-related needs...

There is a section on planning permission for and building sheds at the site above...

SHEDi xxx

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if i bought a really small house and biult a large shed around it i reckon i could buy a hoe and even a lawnmower and have loads of room to store them

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violaine wrote: how did all of this trendy shed talk begin and why?

Cheers for your interest on Shed Entertainment.

My BROTHER SHED posted a pic of his shed recently (um still not sure why he did it and really can't be fucked to search through 33 pages of locked sheds to answer your question) but the thing is nobody, oops I mean nosheddy, knew it was a shed actually. POT SHED PIXIE then asks him directly: is your garage falling down? Brother Shed answers that it's not his garage but it's his shed.

Dunno what really happened then but I seem to recall somebody from here posted something like no other shed in the history of the internet has ever become so popular like Brother's SHED has. And we all can confirm that first hand.

Finally we ended up accused of hijacking the daft side so the sheds united have made a decision to talk shed on one shed thread only.

The rest is history ....... :uhoh:

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To expand on what Sister wrote - the picture of Brother Shed's shed was originally part of a thread on snow - he posted a pic of his back garden in the snow, and his ramshackle shed immediately forced its way into the hearts of a nation...

SHEDi xxx

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To expand on what Sister wrote - the picture of Brother Shed's shed was originally part of a thread on snow - he posted a pic of his back garden in the snow, and his ramshackle shed immediately forced its way into the hearts of a nation...

Maya - Queen of Shed's :love2:

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SHEDimon wrote: To expand on what Sister wrote - the picture of Brother Shed's shed was originally part of a thread on snow - he posted a pic of his back garden in the snow, and his ramshackle shed immediately forced its way into the hearts of a nation...

SHEDi xxx

as it was just about to fall down, and probably just has, as there's no shed game today.

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as it was just about to fall down, and probably just has, as there's no shed game today.

The Shed Aid gig should raise enough funds to renovate the Shed :)

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POT SHED PIXIE wrote:

as it was just about to fall down, and probably just has, as there's no shed game today.

The Shed Aid gig should raise enough funds to renovate the Shed :)

what date is it planned for?

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Afternoon SHEDHEADS-2 hours into decorating PHASE 2 of the kitchen.Ain't bad but i am BORED!:laugh:

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Cruel-back to the KITCHEN-still haven't had BREAKFAST either.No bacon in the house either!:cry:

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Afternoon SHED!

Just cleaning my shed; boring although I wanna see it sparkling

but I'm not the shed that likes to tell you just what I want to do :laugh:

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You've caught me at my lunch time So, why don't you shed off :evil4:

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"if you don't like the POSTING get out of the shed" :clap: :laugh: :rofl: Good one SHEDimon:thumb:

and to the shed who asked about the origins of the shed phenomonon, this the pic that kind of started it all.

originally posted back in early march

well im in a rush now.have to get some groceries in then rush to the pub for the fa cup game at 5pm

happy shedding, peeps.sorry for no shed game today.bit busy

maybe tomorrow

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Shed ya later, bro! :crazy:

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nowt sill about sheds !!!!

http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=twoshedsandinterviewer10ls.jpg

Jackson: Hello. Host: May I just sidetrack for one moment. This -- what shall I call it -- nickname of yours... Jackson: Ah yes. Host: "Two sheds". How did you come by it? Jackson: Well, I don't use it myself, but some of my friends call me "Two Sheds". Host: And do you in fact have two sheds? Jackson: No, I've only got one. I've had one for some time, but a few years ago I said I was thinking of getting another, and since then some people have called me "Two Sheds". Host: In spite of the fact that you only have one. Jackson: Yes. Host: And are you still intending to purchase this second shed? Jackson: (impatient) No! Host: ...To bring you in line with your epithet? Jackson: No. Host: I see, I see. Well to return to your symphony. Jackson: Ah yes. Host: Did you write this symphony in the shed? Jackson: (surprised) No! Host: Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours? Jackson: No, no, not at all. It's just an ordinary garden shed. Host: I see, I see. And you're thinking of buying this second shed to write in! Jackson: No, no. Look. This shed business -- it doesn't really matter. The sheds aren't important. A few friends call me Two Sheds and that's all there is to it. I wish you'd ask me about the music. Everybody talks about the sheds. They've got it out of proportion -- I'm a composer. I'm going to get rid of the shed. I'm fed up with it! Host: Then you'll be Arthur 'No Sheds' Jackson, eh? Jackson: Look, forget about the sheds. They don't matter. Host: (sternly) Mr. Jackson, I think, with respect, we ought to return to the subject of your symphony. Jackson: Huh! Host: I understand that you used to be interested in train-spotting. Jackson: What? Host: I understand that, about thirty years ago, you were interested in train-spotting. Jackson: Well what's that got to do with my bloody music? Other host: (entering) Are you having any trouble with him? Host: Yes, a little. Good Lord! You're the man who interviewed Sir Edward Ross earlier. Other host: Exactly. Well we interviewers are more than a match for the likes of you, "Two Sheds". Host: Yes, make yourself scarce, "Two Sheds". This studio isn't big enough for the three of us! (They throw him out.) Jackson: Here, what are you doing? Stop it! [Crash.] Other host: Get your own Arts programme, you fairy! Host: Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson... Never mind, Timmy. Other host: Oh Mike, you're such a comfort.

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Fcuking off out cos the weather is getting too WARM for DIY.Good for the flowers though.Take care and i may have some NEWS later.:lol:

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SHED wrote: Fcuking off out cos the weather is getting too WARM for DIY.Good for the flowers though.Take care and i may have some NEWS later.:lol:

what is too hot for DIY? 20 dregrees C? :D

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what's the big hang up about sheds myself & friends are going to be out of our shed's later

don't stay in the shed come out, admit it you like them and have one!!!

After all look at all those who have come out of the closet nothings happened to them has it ???

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15 c 15C REN-i am a SHEDHEAD.But it ain't been to one for a day now.:evil4:

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can't get this song out of my shed (which i aint got).. all the things she shed, all the things running through my shed.running through my shed,all the things she shed? dunno who sings it

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VD wrote: can't get this song out of my shed (which i aint got).. all the things she shed, all the things running through my shed.running through my shed,all the things she shed? dunno who sings it

Some Russian chicks, they call themselves Tatu

Sister Shed glad to be of shervice :wink:

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