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Everythings Gone Shed wrote:
shedNOOLigan wrote:
Everythings Gone Shed wrote: I take 8 hours off and the shed is overrun by more sheds!
Cool, sheds. I've got to put on me dances sheds, do some shedding. Hows everyone shed this morning?
what do you mean morning, it is the middle of the night here. fuck almost time to to go to bed.
:) hows everyshed doing this evening? I need to learn the differences in international time.
i dare not go out tonight. i think we may actually get frost tonight.
POT SHED PIXIE wrote:
Iam shorry but my flower needs to be watered shortly
You can use my Sprinkler anyday
i'd shed my load for maya 
i had a good drunken night on here last night.non of my threads remain though but my e mail box seems full 
OK, it's SHED-project time...
Forbidden SHED
There's not a post While you're in this kind of shed Too much tea to drink But not enough for most You weeded my blooms Now I've got to potter I wish I'd been around when you started this thread
Give me a spade I'd show you what I could do You're in the shed And I'm not in there with you You may be tasty But you're no bacon sandwich And you're the only gardener I ever knew
And it's too late to leave the shed We have bad Irrelevant threads
There is a Mick Who lives in a northern shed Holding a brush Painting fair Chorley red If he had the sense He'd leave there tomorrow He wouldn't even bother to go to Tesco
But it's too late to leave the shed We have been bad Irrelevant threads
Would you make me tea If you thought I was wrong You deserted me When it was too strong Would you make me tea Would you make me tea
Would you make me tea If you thought I was wrong You deserted me When it was too strong Would you make me tea
But it's too late to leave the shed We have been bad Irrelevant threads
And it's taken me all bloody day to come up with that, so enjoy!
SHEDi xxx
Why, thank you... A great honour it is too... It sort of came to me while mowing the lawn earlier... I think spending some quality time in my shed gave me the inspiration... I'm thinking of using the chorus as my signature, as it sort of sums up the recent socio-political crisis we Shedheads have been through...
SHEDi xxx
I mentioned earlier that I am working on a SHED HEAD only New Order DVD Compilation.
When complete you will get one Dude!
Another idea that sprang from gardening today was a SHED crawl... A string of Shedhead get-togethers at each other's sheds... I'm certainly up for a trip down under to visit shedNOOLigan's... Maybe Sister Shed will open hers for us as well?
SHEDi xxx
State of Love and Trust wrote: Mike, Mick, Maya, Johnny: do you guys not post anywhere else on NOOL now??
It's just like a big Tesco store this thread - everything you could possibly need under one (shed) roof...
SHEDi xxx
Shed evening (or morning or afternoon or night, depending on wwhere you are) everyone
This takes ages to catch up on! Jack, why does anyone need anywhere else to post?
POT SHED PIXIE wrote: The Official BCD SILLY Thread welcomes it's 2,000 visitor
It's gonna permanently be the 'most popular thread over the last three days'... 
I'm just going to put my shed point up in my profile... Would be good if other Shed Game winners would do the same...
SHEDi xxx
SHEDimon wrote:
The more the merrier... I think Jack should change his name to Shed Of Love And Trust, as well...
SHEDi xxx
He wont, i asked him and suggested that last night.
He dosnt want to fly the flag, im ashamed 
SHEDimon wrote:
POT SHED PIXIE wrote: The Official BCD SILLY Thread welcomes it's 2,000 visitor
It's gonna permanently be the 'most popular thread over the last three days'...
SHEDi xxx
where abouts in your profile you putting it SHEDi?
State of Love and Trust wrote: Mike, Mick, Maya, Johnny: do you guys not post anywhere else on NOOL now??
NEVER!
Cross my shed and hope to die
SHED wrote:
where abouts in your profile you putting it SHEDi?
Change your location to "Urmston, UK Shed Points: x", where x=your personal shed co-effecient... You may need to play about with the spacing of the words - it took me a few gos to get it looking ok...
SHEDi xxx
Right, think I have got it all sorted now... Username - check, Shed Points - check, Signature - check... Be sure to update your profile with your current SHED details...
SHEDi xxx
State of Love and Trust wrote: Mike, Mick, Maya, Johnny: do you guys not post anywhere else on NOOL now??
WHY-i have said EVERYTHING i need to say here.If anyone has ANYTHING remotely that takes my fancy i can read it.No need for a smart one line comment from me ,is there?Plenty of others can do that.I want to give all those others a GREAT chance at really making us laugh and give us good debate without it getting AGGRESSIVE.See i look at it this way if you really want post some shit it is best to do it here.Does what it says on the SHED.Glad you enjoyed PEARL JAM and i do intend to respond to certain threads via this one.Keeps it nice and complete.Those individuals that don't ever post anything remotely interesting for me are then not interrupted by us silly lot.This should help NOOL become a better site and you have got to admit we don't want to lose certain members now.
I will be doing my next post soon.
Regards 
SHEDimon wrote: Right, think I have got it all sorted now... Username - check, Shed Points - check, Signature - check... Be sure to update your profile with your current SHED details...
SHEDi xxx
Yup, think im sorted too, just need a new signiature...
SHED wrote:
State of Love and Trust wrote: Mike, Mick, Maya, Johnny: do you guys not post anywhere else on NOOL now??
WHY-i have said EVERYTHING i need to say here.If anyone has ANYTHING remotely that takes my fancy i can read it.No need for a smart one line comment from me ,is there?Plenty of others can do that.I want to give all those others a GREAT chance at really making us laugh and give us good debate without it getting AGGRESSIVE.See i look at it this way if you really want post some shit it is best to do it here.Does what it says on the SHED.Glad you enjoyed PEARL JAM and i do intend to respond to certain threads via this one.Keeps it nice and complete.Those individuals that don't ever post anything remotely interesting for me are then not interrupted by us silly lot.This should help NOOL become a better site and you have got to admit we don't want to lose certain members now. I will be doing my next post soon. Regards
BTW the name change to SHED now cannot be changed cos i seemed to have screwed my profile.But it will become OBVIOUS which one i am.Not a WORKING SHED but a LARGE shed at times.I see there is another SHED in the house!Welcome SHED
Well said, SHED... A little gift to anyone who wants it (might be most appropriate for ROCKET SHED though) - a new quote: "Got Shed, But Not A DickShed" Oh, and be sure to check out the lyrics to Electronic's Forbidden SHED on the previous page... Took me all day, the fucker... It name-checks SHED, bacon sandwiches, tea, Tesco and Silly Threads...
SHEDi xxx
SHEDimon wrote: Oh, and be sure to check out the lyrics to Electronic's Forbidden SHED on the previous page... Took me all day, the fucker... It name-checks SHED, bacon sandwiches, tea, Tesco and Silly Threads...
SHEDi xxx
Job well done, SHEDi :)
SHEDimon wrote: OK, it's SHED-project time...
Forbidden SHED
There's not a post While you're in this kind of shed Too much tea to drink But not enough for most You weeded my blooms Now I've got to potter I wish I'd been around when you started this thread
Give me a spade I'd show you what I could do You're in the shed And I'm not in there with you You may be tasty But you're no bacon sandwich And you're the only gardener I ever knew
And it's too late to leave the shed We have bad Irrelevant threads
There is a Mick Who lives in a northern shed Holding a brush Painting fair Chorley red If he had the sense He'd leave there tomorrow He wouldn't even bother to go to Tesco
But it's too late to leave the shed We have been bad Irrelevant threads
Would you make me tea If you thought I was wrong You deserted me When it was too strong Would you make me tea Would you make me tea
Would you make me tea If you thought I was wrong You deserted me When it was too strong Would you make me tea
But it's too late to leave the shed We have been bad Irrelevant threads
And it's taken me all bloody day to come up with that, so enjoy!
SHEDi xxx
Class and i am BARRED from entering CHORLEY tonight.NO JOKE.Things have got VERY tense around the town centre.Instead there are a certain KNOWN gang of troublemakers who may be sorting a little TROUBLE out for me.but best keep a low profile till the shit dies down.If CHORLEY had a MODERATOR he would have to be known as the TERMINATOR not the TIMANATOR.
SHED wrote: BTW the name change to SHED now cannot be changed cos i seemed to have screwed my profile.But it will become OBVIOUS which one i am.Not a WORKING SHED but a LARGE shed at times.I see there is another SHED in the house!Welcome SHED
Why thank you, SHED! As i explained yesterday, i am the SHED formerly known as Twatto
ALL DAY LONG
This is a song about us innocent Who died at the hands of a desperate mod
(fill in the missing if you've got any idea)
He'd laugh and he'd cry and he'd ruin my shed He'd drive me crazy, and he'd drive me wild I used to post shite all day long
Now I hope you know this song Is about a poster who now has gone And other posters like me, too Abused and used by what mods do ....................
