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POT SHED PIXIE wrote:

I was telling him that I can't help checking peoples Shed's out as I drive :thumb:

which is perfectly understandable :nod:

See I, for example, sang "Sister SHED said I love you ....." the whole day yesterday

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SISTER SHED wrote:

POT SHED PIXIE wrote:

I was telling him that I can't help checking peoples Shed's out as I drive :thumb:

which is perfectly understandable :nod:

See I, for example, sang "Sister SHED said I love you ....." the whole day yesterday

I have also been caught excaliming "For the love of SHED!" on a couple of occasions this weekend - there will almost certainly be some shed-based expletives during the West Ham vs Boro game this afternoon...

SHEDi xxx

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I just discovered that a definition of to shed is to repel without allowing penetration. Now I wonder: what the hell am I doing here?

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Ah for SHED's sake. Had a belter of a shed, but a burglar nicked it in the night.

Sister SHED, I'm looking at you.:skeptic:

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Jesus H Shed !! WHAT A BLOODY NIGHT.We watched the fa cup game and then went into town.I was pissed out me SHEDDING head by the time i got home at 2 am.But i discovered i had lost my house key.my bro is away this weekend sO i couldnt get into the house.so i tried to sleeep in my SHED till morning but only got 2 hours sleep.it was cold and wet.

in the end i had to walk all the way across town at 4 am in the pouring rain and crash at a mates house.

i'm now at my mothers house trying to find a spare key to my house.but no luck yet.

it was a good night oout though.i did a survey amongst some of the girls in the nightclub as to if they like or indeed OWN a SHED.there was some positive feedback but the general opinion amomg the ladies was thay they prefer STABLES.i think its the HORSE connection yer know what girls and horses are like

but there was one or two that like BARNS.

in stable like christ i lay/yellow fever ,yellow hay

sorry, Maya, for not ansewring any texts. but that mobile phone is in my house which im presently locked out of.

im well and truly fcuked today.locked out of my house and hungover and no money left in my wallet.

glad that the ladies like STABLES though

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You're upholding your vow then, Brother Shed.

Good to hear.:thumb:

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:clap: This thread is going strong!!!!

I'm off out now to play football with my mates at the ridiculously overpriced JJB Soccerdome.

It is pretty mint though. :thumb:

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BRO, why TYPE like SHED? :scratch:

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Nice one BRo,keep a spare key UNDER the shed in future.DANGEROUS but FUN!:lol:

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we've been shedding crds for the last two hours, have we shed anyhing?

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SISTER SHED wrote: BRO, why TYPE like SHED? :scratch:

sorry,.but is that all the sympathy i get for being lockked out??? :(

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Or get Mick in to renovate the Shed - a sofa-bed, shower and kichenette should do the trick... You'll never need to go back in the house again...

SHEDi xxx

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BROTHER SHED wrote:

SISTER SHED wrote: BRO, why TYPE like SHED? :scratch:

sorry,.but is that all the sympathy i get for being lockked out??? :(

Sorry but you scared the shed out of me :eek:

My reactions are mess :crazy:

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SHEDi xxx

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Happy St.Georges Day

But heres the man

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GUY of Anderlecht Also known as Poor Man of Anderlecht; Guido of Anderlecht; Guidon of Anderlecht; Wye of Láken

Patronage Anderlecht Belgium, against epilepsy, against hydrophobia, against infantile convulsions, against mad dogs, against rabies, animals with horns, bachelors, convulsive children, epileptics, horned animals, laborers, protection of outbuildings, protection of sheds, protection of stables, sacristans, sextons, work horses

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Afternoon REN:thumb:

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Note

protection of sheds

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

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Good afternoon Shed

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BRO, when is LODGER SHED coming back?

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BRO, when is LODGER SHED coming back?

Who's Lodger Shed? I can't keep up Sister :crazy:

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And the answer to the question..."WHAT IS IN THE SHED today ?" is WE ARE ALL in the fcuking SHED!:evil4:

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what do you think of the main man GUY of Anderlecht the pot shed top man !!!!!

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we're all up shed creek. :D

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REN wrote: Note

protection of sheds

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

Will make sure I have a special St Georges Day pint later and drink to Guy's work for the protection of sheds... I was also wondering about LODGER SHED? Who he?

SHEDi xxx

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Is it DAVID BOWIE? :lol:

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POT SHED PIXIE wrote:

BRO, when is LODGER SHED coming back?

Who's Lodger Shed? I can't keep up Sister :crazy:

It's the only one who owns the key right now.

Pay attention, PSP :wink:

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Is it Guy of Anderlecht? Gosh, this is turning into a pseudo-shed game...

SHEDi xxx

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Read bro's post again, suckers :evil4:

Bet you lot spotted only girls and horses :laugh:

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SISTER SHED wrote: BRO, when is LODGER SHED coming back?

i think he will be back around 4 pm.but i have found a spare key now , at my mums house.but i ahve to walk all the way back to my house yet:\ohwell:

i' going to make soem breakie here then walk home.

i didnt wake up till 1pm

:sleep:

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