The SHED ( All welcome, just respect others, if possible )
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SISTER SHED wrote:
Sheddo wrote: No SHEDheads except me and sis around in the SHED?
and bro SHED
He is in the SHEDroom not the SHED...
Sheddo wrote:
SISTER SHED wrote:
Sheddo wrote: No SHEDheads except me and sis around in the SHED?
and bro SHED
He is in the SHEDroom not the SHED...
Oh right. Bet he's stalking the shed though :\ohwell:
FAO
SHED = ROCKET MICK SISTER SHED = NOBabe BROTHER SHED = Johnny 'Two Sheds' Jackson SHEDimon = Snorrimon Sheddo = Twatto SHed = Duroc shedNOOLigan = Ron/NOOLigan Shedmonite61 = Cosmonite61
Please send yer addresses THE SHED DVD is ready to post 
Just been walking near to old town DARWEn.Beautiful day!How are you lot?have i missed anything?
Glad you enjoyed yer walk Mick, I have also been out, cracking day Dude.
The SHED DVD is finished , it is all NEW ORDER's TOTP appearances with a cracking Shed Menu and dedications to all SHED's who post here.
Did you check out my take on Your Silent Face?
POT SHED PIXIE wrote: Glad you enjoyed yer walk Mick, I have also been out, cracking day Dude.
The SHED DVD is finished , it is all NEW ORDER's TOTP appearances with a cracking Shed Menu and dedications to all SHED's who post here.
Did you check out my take on Your Silent Face?
Will do later ,i am trying to ENTERTAIN
Here it is;
OUR SILENT SHED
A Moaner that never changes Remains a moaning Git He's always been the same No Posting, Just Moaning No Movement, No Shed Just Whinging
Rise and Fall of Sheds A Shed that shall remain We asked you what you'd seen You said you didn't Care
Post's posted on the Shed Thread May seem a waste of time They've always been just about Shed's No Order, or Community No Sane stuff, just Bollocks
The Shed that leads the way The Post's you cannot take You've caught us on a Shed Thread So why don't you PISS OFF
In honour of another wonderful day in the Shed, West Ham's vitory over Boro and adventure into the world of European sheds next season and Diggy's masterpiece Our Silent Shed:
The victor of the NO Cup: SHEDtation
Heaven, a shed-load of dope Just like being inside, it's no joke And though it hurts me to leave the shack, You killed my weeds, but not my seeds, no going back.
Up, down, turn your head Please don't let me hit the shed Tonight I think I'll weed alone I'll find my hoe as I go home
Up, down, turn your head Please don't let me hit the shed Tonight I think I'll weed alone I'll find my rake as I go home
Each time I look, I know I'll never find, The key Johnny lost, last night, on the lash, From time to time, I find I should make sure, When I go out, must leave the door on the latch.
Up, down, turn your head, Please don't let me hit the shed Tonight I think I'll weed alone I'll find my spade as I go home
Up, down, turn your head, Please don't let me hit the shed Tonight I think I'll weed alone I'll find my trowel as I go home
Oh, you've got green grass Oh, you've got blue grass Oh, you've got grey grass Oh, you've got green grass Oh, you've got blue grass Oh, you've got grey grass
And I've never seen any shed quite like yours before No, I've never been in any shed quite like yours before
Gnomes from above hit the borders down below People in this shed without no place to go Gnomes from above hit the borders down below People in this shed we have no place to go Gnomes from above hit the flowerbeds down below People in this shed we have no place to go Gnomes from above hit the flowerbeds down below People in this shed we have no place to go
Oh, it's the best shed Oh, it's the best shed Oh, it's the best shed Oh, it's the best shed Oh, it's the best shed
Oh, I've never seen any shed quite like yours before Oh no, I've never been in any shed quite like yours before
SHEDi xxx
THE PERFECT SHED
I stood there beside myself Thinking hard about the weather Then came by a friend of mine Suggested we garden together Then I knew it from that morn This friend of mine would mow the lawn Pretending not to see his mower I turned my hosepipe setting to shower
I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's
I have always thought alot About my Alottment plot Tonight I should have stayed in my Shed Dreaming of my Flower Bed He has always been a clot I thought he was a Flowerpot Pretending not to see his mower I flipped the switch to kill the power
I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's
POT SHED PIXIE wrote:
Shakespeare has nothing on you.
Hope not, or I'm in trouble... 
The Perfect Shed is perfect... 
Have just been in the Shedroom - v. scary - there were two Cozzies and some rather risque chat... Certainly not shed-approved, I'm thinking...
SHEDi xxx
Twist, singer of the Blessing Way wrote: Despite all my rage I just a rat in the Shed.
why the rage, hope that it's nothing serious. After- noon/evening everybody .
Turn again and turn toward this Shed. . All it asks is the strength to keep standing. World was siding , o so quickly Clean it first or just replace it. or
Shed first and lean towards the East & West.
o It'll break down/ get rained upon/ no mercy shown. Heaven knows it's got to be this shack. Watching this, the things it held The times it was repainted / overused but not blown over. Must've been some mercy shown. Heaven knows it's going to be this time.
Avenues all lined with Shacks . Picture this - then start the rebuilding. Renovations forever, for-ever, forever. Watching love grow forever. Letting it shed n'shack for-ever.
SHEDemony
Worthy of the POET SHED PIXIE... 1000th Post as well - happy to host that sort of thing in the shed...
SHEDi xxx
POT SHED PIXIE wrote: THE PERFECT SHED I stood there beside myself Thinking hard about the weather
I turned my hosepipe setting to shower
I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's
He has always been a clot I thought he was a Flowerpot
Pretending not to see his mower I flipped the switch to kill the power
Then the weeds break through the cracks / and the perfect PH- PIXIE's mix is the kiss of - Shacks.
In a lonely Shed
Caressing the Felt and Wood Shed that was special and Good The contents included Fork and Rake How I wish you were here with me now
The Greenhouse is also outside Matching paint Oh delight Bright like a Sun and looks neat How I wish you were here with me now
The Gardener looks round as he mows He finishes the lawn then he hoe's One day you will fade from my dreams How I wish we were here with you now
SHEDimon wrote:
Have just been in the Shedroom - v. scary - there were two Cozzies and some rather risque chat
SHED OF CONSENT
Won't you please let me know These tools lie inside i need them so And I'm not the kind that likes to tell you Just what I want to do I'm not the kind that needs to tell you Just what you want me to
I opened you this morning I thought that you might like to know The sun is shining it makes you a glow I counted the seeds to see how many i'd got And now that I actually know Their going in the pot
And I'm not the kind that likes to tell you Just what you want me to You're not the kind that needs to tell me About the plants and the weeds
Do you find this happens all the time Crucial hinge breaks at the wrong time And I'm not the kind that likes to tell you Just what I want to do I'm not the kind that needs to tell you
I've painted you [x5] I've painted you [x5] I've painted you [x5]
*pardon me for being drunk but here it is (*cough)
GUILTY POSTER
Listen to me... I know what I'm posting But shed it don't come easy To admit that you were wrong It took you far too long. You counted on me to give you a reason, Why the Shed does shine in the season. Grey sky surrounded you.
I'm not some kind of foolish poster I couldn't take this from no other. You're not being cool with me, Cause I always know you'll read the thread. Yes, you'll read the thread.
'Cause I always know what it takes to make noolers smile.
You once said to me That I post shite only. And you know, I never believed you. You are blind, and I could never see. You'll never take my shed away from me.
And all of these sheds, And all this emotion, Can't explain my great devotion, or change what had to be.
I'm not some kind of foolish poster I couldn't take this from no other. You're not being cool with me, Cause I always know you'll read the thread. Yes, you'll read the thread.
'Cause I always know what it takes to make noolers smile.
SHEDroom with Stupid (me) 
This will be long but funny. I was chatting with Chris Owens in the SHEDroom about the differences between Ireland and America, Cobain, Sid and JFK, when I suddenly noticed a user who calls himself "i_m_the_real_cozzie." At first, I was joking around and said, "who are you?". Chris told me to ignore him, so I did for a while. My dead ringer bothered me again. Eventually I told him to follow TPK's advice. He said that I am playing with my pleasure zone, thinking about cozzie. I was stunned, so I asked him who he really was I went to the usual list: Burt, Cath, BA, Liam, and Comrade.
He said no to all of them. So I continued my quest. I was getting hungry since I woke up late and hadn't eaten yet. I told him to please tell me his identity because I need to eat. He said go on then; I said no. I guessed the names again and asked him questions. For example, are you a guy or a guy who pretends to be a woman. If the second was true, I could think of Maya, Cath, and Emma off the bat.
Anyway, I was finally ate while my evil twin waited for me. I came back with chicken caesar salad and a cookie. I multi-tasked by eating and typing at the same time, fork in hand. He gave me another hint a while back that he speaks only English. I went through a bunch of people: again, Burt, Liam, BA, Wen Order, Shug, Generic, etc.
He then says I'm Spotnick. "No, you're not", I said. Nic also speaks French. i_m_the_real_cozzie then said that he could have me banned. I said no, he wouldn't and said that I deleted my posts. "Which posts?" this imposter said. "My audioposts about the whole lock up thing". The guy laughed and said, "I couldn't believe you thought I was Nic. Ha Ha."
The guy on the other side had a beer. I noticed that some people left as "the_real_cozzie" and I continued the game. Who was this? Then, he told me that he had to go to the bathroom, brb. "That's what you get for drinking beer in the first place," I said.
The wild goose chase continued, then he dropped a hint "I can't contain with the noise with my head." I knew it! It was Burt all along. I mentioned his name 7 times, I think, and the guy said "No, that's not me, keep on guessing."
The identity game continued for over two hours. Now, I feel stupid.
SISTER SHED wrote:
SHEDimon wrote:
Have just been in the Shedroom - v. scary - there were two Cozzies and some rather risque chat
read the post above for clarification.
POT SHED PIXIE wrote: Do you find this happens all the time Crucial hinge breaks at the wrong time
Mind If I use this in my sig :D
