Well if this is where the unwelcome scum hang out. I'll find a seat, SisterShed, it's your round mine's a shed and tonic.
wonder how long all the "evil ones" in here will go without backstabbing and starting all out wars eh?
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Do you find this happens all the time Crucial hinge breaks at the wrong time
I always said you were UNHINGED PSP.
SHED wrote: won't be too long, such is the nature of forums:\ohwell:
A fiver says it kicks off out there before it kicks off in here. AND that's despite us having both Cozzie and several cozzievores in here.
EDIT: And Maya LOL
SHED wrote: I think you're right, so no bet! I have noticed how quiet it's been out there though :)
can you see my caring face? they dug it. they can lie in it.
I feel at home here in the shed. tho I had beter start talking bollox quick or I'll be booted into snipers alley again.
So further to that....
has anybody ever seen the racing shed some mad fucker built?
POT SHED PIXIE wrote: THE PERFECT SHED
I stood there beside myself Thinking hard about the weather Then came by a friend of mine Suggested we garden together Then I knew it from that morn This friend of mine would mow the lawn Pretending not to see his mower I turned my hosepipe setting to shower
I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's
I have always thought alot About my Alottment plot Tonight I should have stayed in my Shed Dreaming of my Flower Bed He has always been a clot I thought he was a Flowerpot Pretending not to see his mower I flipped the switch to kill the power
I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's
Quality and a little relief from a great but rather sad day!
SHED wrote: Steve CAMPBELL has found the SHED.Who left that bloody gate open?
It was so fucking quiet out there I could here yous'uns talking cack from the end of the street.
my weekend was shedstastic. I'm broke, the imeadiate future reads like a greek tragedy spliced with an episodes of fawlty towers, but I'm on top of the world.
Good tunes, good company, and a nice bird (called alfie)
EDIT: I did actually try to change my name to SHED Campbell but I've never needed to do it before and the profile page is in wanker mode.
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This is very compost i mean COMPACT.thanks for observing NIC's
request for some sanity before we all get thrown out.Mind you it is a wee bit daft in here.Congrats to all the NEW ORDER GREEN songs.Sprinkling happiness around PLANET ROCKET!
This is from MAYA , it is ace
GUILTY POSTER
Listen to me... I know what I'm posting But shed it don't come easy To admit that you were wrong It took you far too long. You counted on me to give you a reason, Why the Shed does shine in the season. Grey sky surrounded you.
I'm not some kind of foolish poster I couldn't take this from no other. You're not being cool with me, Cause I always know you'll read the thread. Yes, you'll read the thread.
'Cause I always know what it takes to make noolers smile.
You once said to me That I post shite only. And you know, I never believed you. You are blind, and I could never see. You'll never take my shed away from me.
And all of these sheds, And all this emotion, Can't explain my great devotion, or change what had to be.
I'm not some kind of foolish poster I couldn't take this from no other. You're not being cool with me, Cause I always know you'll read the thread. Yes, you'll read the thread.
'Cause I always know what it takes to make noolers smile.
New next week will be LOST=a tale of Johnny TWO Sheds and his quest to get home!
THE GREEN WING - Pothead Pixie finds some DOPE then discovers
it is BIGINOIL!
EASTENDERS -Arthue Fowler rises from the SHED and takes over this allotment.PAULINE ain't chuffed!
INVASION -BCD is taken over with THREADS that actually mean something! :p
And don't forget to put out your milk bottles.Two extra pints could be needed.Everything stops for tea.
Gonna dash .....watching a repeat of GARDENERS WORLD 1963.
Steve Campbell wrote:
SHED wrote: Steve CAMPBELL has found the SHED.Who left that bloody gate open?
It was so fucking quiet out there I could here yous'uns talking cack from the end of the street.
my weekend was shedstastic. I'm broke, the imeadiate future reads like a greek tragedy spliced with an episodes of fawlty towers, but I'm on top of the world.
Good tunes, good company, and a nice bird (called alfie)
EDIT: I did actually try to change my name to SHED Campbell but I've never needed to do it before and the profile page is in wanker mode.
YEs i can't change my PROFILE either!
Glad you had a good un!
What's it all about ALFIE
SISTER SHED wrote:
REN wrote:
SISTER SHED wrote:
POT SHED PIXIE wrote:
Was he the one with the Viking Helmet on in front of the Audley's?
Yep !
He said he'd never heard of Mike of Derby. Git!
Wot's all this about ????????
I tried to talk to you back then but you just ignored me probably cause I talk funny
actually i was stood outside the audley with an helmet on,also wearing movement t-shirt and a lady with a foriegn accent asked me if i was or knew a MIKE.i am not joking,it really happened 
bansheeman wrote:
actually i was stood outside the audley with an helmet on,also wearing movement t-shirt and a lady with a foriegn accent asked me if i was or knew a MIKE.i am not joking,it really happened
All I know is that this guy was sat at the table outside the pub.
Shit, it was you then? :)
Hmm wonder if there is a tumbleweed smiley, anywhere, to let loose in BCD I am currently playing Ghost Town in their honour:D
All day Shed
this is a song about a garden shed which died at the hands of a stolen van Driver thrust the gas when he thought he should He thrust the gas when he oughtn't to. I'll never forget it's tools and it's shelves all covered in dust and old spiders webs all winter and summer all autumn and spring I'd just sit about in my all day shed
(bass shed bit)
And now I hope you know this crap. Is about a shed that now is flat. other garden buildings too abused and used by demented youths. So don't tell me about flattened kids Or all the figures on splattered invalids why can;t people just try and see that in my life what matters to me is my all day shed
Bass shed ad nauseaum with some nice strings then yet further bass shed until you forget there were ever vocals on the track....perfect.
SHED wrote: Hmm wonder if there is a tumbleweed smiley anywhere to let loose in BCD
You wouldn't let it lie!
SISTER SHED wrote:
bansheeman wrote:
actually i was stood outside the audley with an helmet on,also wearing movement t-shirt and a lady with a foriegn accent asked me if i was or knew a MIKE.i am not joking,it really happened
All I know is that this guy was sat at the table outside the pub.
Shit, it was you then? :)
yea it happened, i was with VD at the time.i thought is was a german, am sure there was a lad with this lady though
bansheeman wrote:
SISTER SHED wrote:
bansheeman wrote:
actually i was stood outside the audley with an helmet on,also wearing movement t-shirt and a lady with a foriegn accent asked me if i was or knew a MIKE.i am not joking,it really happened
All I know is that this guy was sat at the table outside the pub.
Shit, it was you then? :)
yea it happened, i was with VD at the time.i thought is was a german, am sure there was a lad with this lady though
There was DARREN(FAC 51) and i had just left to annoy HIBSTER!
