The SHED ( All welcome, just respect others, if possible )

No Ben no shed wrote: Shedenial

Here I am in a shack full of doors but no exits In a light that is green like the lawn through my windows All of this is a gift, such a colorful cabana Inside my shed

It's just something I know, the mower is there It starts and it stops and it frightens me It's just something I know, the mower is there It starts and it stops and it frightens me

This varnish on the walls can't confront the decay The rain falls on the roof, it seeps through, it's so wet Believe me, this dampness is no good for the seeds Inside my shed

It's an old barbecue, some of it is corroded I tried to light it, I tried so hard Worms live so well in the walls of my old shed Inside my shack, inside my shack

Ants live so well on the ground Inside my shed, inside my shack Inside my shed, inside my shack

I stood there beside myself Thinking hard about the weather They came by a friend of mine Suggested we go to the shed together Then I knew it from the start This friend of mine would fall apart Pretending not to see his beer I said "Let's go to the shed and have some fun"

I know you know We believe in a land of shed I know you know We believe in a shed of love

I have always thought about Staying in and going out Tonight I should have stayed at home Playing in my shed alone He has always been so strange I'd often thought he was deranged Pretending not to see his nail gun I said "Let's go out and have some fun"

I know you know We believe in a land of shed I know you know We believe in a shed of love

When you are alone at night You search yourself for all the things that you believe are right If you give it all away You throw away your only chance to be in your shed today Then a fight breaks out on your house You lose another broken hammer in a land of nails My friend he was such a fool Now I know the perfect shed is the shed full of tools

just a first draft.

to Ben and Ron! Movement seems to be a good era for shed-tracks...

Some days you rake your leaves away These times I turn my grass to hay A rose I once deadheaded pricked me Some mulch and fertiliser 'round the tree Only when beans aren't out of season They're planted beyond your fence, right along

Small boy weeds, watering in a great shed He paints creosote on the fence above him White pansies, black pines surround me Repotted, so close to the tree This is the reason that I dig here To be so near to such a small gnome

Shed required, shed required...

SHEDi xxx

SHEDimon wrote: to Ben and Ron! Movement seems to be a good era for shed-tracks...

Some days you rake your leaves away These times I turn my grass to hay A rose I once deadheaded pricked me Some mulch and fertiliser 'round the tree Only when beans aren't out of season They're planted beyond your fence, right along

Small boy weeds, watering in a great shed He paints creosote on the fence above him White pansies, black pines surround me Repotted, so close to the tree This is the reason that I dig here To be so near to such a small gnome

Shed required, shed required...

SHEDi xxx

In sunny Monaco, the weather is often too warm to be able to have a nice garden, something Hooky was obviously pondering when he wrote "What Do I Want For Tea?"

There is one tool, of which I would buy four. It is a new spade, I'll store it in my shed. When it is cooler, I'll go outside and weed. But now I can't garden:

Cos' it is too hot for me, It's not how it used to be. You've taken my rain away, Ruining every seed.

She eh eh eh eh eh ed x4

Cos' it is too hot for me, It's not how it used to be. You've taken my rain away, Ruining every seed.

Give me some tea, this thirst I could die from. They are all wilting, the plants that I once grew. But what does it matter, if all my plants are dead. It suddenly hit me:

What do I want for tea? It's not how it used to be. You've taken my plants away, But I have still got my shed!

She eh eh eh eh eh ed x4

SHEDi xxx

OMG - I need to get out

Fay wrote: OMG - I need to get out

Don't we all... You'll be ok in BCD, that's sensible and informative nowadays...

SHEDi xxx

Water and an apple for LUNCH.Sunny as fcuk in CHORLEY.Great day for finishing in a couple of hours.Out tonight. Enjoyed the PERFECT SHED and WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR TEA:D

SHEDimon wrote:

Fay wrote: OMG - I need to get out

Don't we all... You'll be ok in BCD, that's sensible and informative nowadays...

SHEDi xxx

Yes it is! :p

SHEDimon wrote:

Fay wrote: OMG - I need to get out

Don't we all... You'll be ok in BCD, that's sensible and informative nowadays...

SHEDi xxx

GOD HELP US!!

Well, keeps us off the streets.:D

I don't know who the fuck anyone is anymore with all these bloody sheds around

Fay wrote: I don't know who the fuck anyone is anymore with all these bloody sheds around

Tis i ROCKET:D

Fay wrote: I don't know who the fuck anyone is anymore with all these bloody sheds around

you will henceforth be known as shed sister fay.

SHED wrote:

Fay wrote: I don't know who the fuck anyone is anymore with all these bloody sheds around

Tis i ROCKET:D

you are, shit i thought you were a mouse.:D

SHED wrote: Water and an apple for LUNCH.Sunny as fcuk in CHORLEY.Great day for finishing in a couple of hours.Out tonight. Enjoyed the PERFECT SHED and WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR TEA:D

Nice to hear... It's a bit grey here now, was nice earlier though... Stuck inside anyway, so but no meetings today, so home by 4... Here comes the summer!

SHEDi xxx

HAs the SAVIOUR got away ok RON?

shedNOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: I don't know who the fuck anyone is anymore with all these bloody sheds around

you will henceforth be known as shed sister fay.

Cool-SHEDSISTERFay in da house. PS LOCKED Threads on the OUTSIDE -OPEN SHEDS on the INSIDE. UNKNOWN Pleasures:D

mmmmmmmmmmm..........

Well another lunch break over....back to listen to RADIO 2.Well it is the ONLY one on.Back SOON.Keep on digging the dirt now. BRing on DESERT ISLAND SHEDS soon DIGGY CHORLEY-THE GARDEN CENTRE of THE NORTH

Well, I'll be off from the shed to my bed. Nighty, night.

SHED wrote: HAs the SAVIOUR got away ok RON?

he left this morning. he is now taking highway number one all the way to cairns.

ShedSisterFay wrote:

shedNOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: I don't know who the fuck anyone is anymore with all these bloody sheds around

you will henceforth be known as shed sister fay.

we welcome another sheder to the fold.

shedNOOLigan wrote:

ShedSisterFay wrote:

shedNOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: I don't know who the fuck anyone is anymore with all these bloody sheds around

you will henceforth be known as shed sister fay.

we welcome another sheder to the fold.

Thanks for the baptism Ron!

oops......shednooligan.

It's all right ShedSister - everyone in the shed gets confuSHED from time to time...

SHEDi xxx

SHEDimon wrote: It's all right ShedSister - everyone in the shed gets confuSHED from time to time...

SHEDi xxx

This is the best shed ever!!

ShedSisterFay wrote:

shedNOOLigan wrote:

ShedSisterFay wrote:

shedNOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: I don't know who the fuck anyone is anymore with all these bloody sheds around

you will henceforth be known as shed sister fay.

we welcome another sheder to the fold.

Thanks for the baptism Ron!

my first. ok time for bed.

i was going to see if could crack the 8000 post mark tonight, but i'll leave that for another day.

don't mention the post count.

good night to ya all sheders.

I've seen it all now.

Ron the baptist

LOL