The SHED ( All welcome, just respect others, if possible )

Hmmm, I think I'll stay in the shd for a bit - looks like things may have kicked off again BCD, but I can't be sure, as the work puter now won't let me view the George Michael thread as it 'contains unsuitable material'?!

Time for my next Shed crossword clue, methinks. So far Mike has correctly idenitified:

Nurse silences journalist, gobby bitch (6,4) as Sister Shed

But no replies to:

She mixes demon shit and a drug (10)

Next one:

Unusually hot score, involving a couple of daughters, for this Shedhead (6,4)

Any ideas?

SHEDi xxx

demon one is surely shedmonite61

still trying to get the really fucked up one you posted this morning but did not repeat in the above.

Doctor SHED wrote: demon one is surely shedmonite61

still trying to get the really fucked up one you posted this morning but did not repeat in the above.

Indeed - anagram of demon + shit + e (=a drug)...

I have several new ones, but will wait till more folks are online till I post those... The fucked up one was:

Others losing oxygen and radium intitially, man would approach castle, hesitating, being former monk (3,10)

I wish I could find a decent use for the bizarre ability to construct this cryptic bollocks...

SHEDi xxx

See, the word counts are the giveaway. Surely that's the shedkeeper as it's the only one that fits.

making the other clue above either Sister Shed again, or indeed my good self.

But the clues are too clever for me (apart from shedmonite, I always get one now and then), I have crossword blindness, which is odd cos me mum is a demon for them.

Maybe I should repost them without word counts... Hopefully by the time I get home this will have disappeared to the back of the shed somewhere and we'll be on a new page and I'll post the full set without word counts...

SHEDi xxx

Gardening point

Grow up rose-bush, don't you suffer At the hands of such bad gardener He works like a fooking moron Listen can you hear him weeding? Tears around and tears down his mower He seeds much to weed tomorrow

My life ain't no holiday I've been in the shed, will not return I've seen a yardman's rake and hoe I've seen all the tools of a woman too

Feel your spade dig under your feet It can excavate deep within Handle's short but scoop is strong It is at Tesco to be found And if you try you'll like it too A flowerbed carefully hoed

My life ain't no holiday I've been in the shed, will not return I've seen a yardman's rake and hoe I've seen all the tools of a woman too

And they traced out a pathway With gravel and sand and clay To the allotment leading Where radishes're growing

SHEDimon wrote: Maybe I should repost them without word counts... Hopefully by the time I get home this will have disappeared to the back of the shed somewhere and we'll be on a new page and I'll post the full set without word counts...

SHEDi xxx

note to self: when you discover a cool way to cheat, do NOT tell the referee.

DOH!

Still nothing HAPPENING?

Oh and CHAV central,GAYS and SHUG are mentioned.No comment!:p

No Ben no shed wrote: Gardening point

Grow up rose-bush, don't you suffer At the hands of such bad gardener He works like a fooking moron Listen can you hear him weeding? Tears around and tears down his mower He seeds much to weed tomorrow

My life ain't no holiday I've been in the shed, will not return I've seen a yardman's rake and hoe I've seen all the tools of a woman too

Feel your spade dig under your feet It can excavate deep within Handle's short but scoop is strong It is at Tesco to be found And if you try you'll like it too A flowerbed carefully hoed

My life ain't no holiday I've been in the shed, will not return I've seen a yardman's rake and hoe I've seen all the tools of a woman too

And they traced out a pathway With gravel and sand and clay To the allotment leading Where radishes're growing

Where did you VANISH to BEN?Good lyrics aswell.But don't give up your GROW job!

Good Afternoon SHEDheads! HOE are we all today?

Sheddo, check out the George Michael threads, it's all kicked off outside the shed this afternoon... I'm staying in here for a bit... Some good lyrics today and cryptic crossword clues...

SHEDi xxx

wHOSE THE ONLY gay IN THE shed?

FORK OFF then!

SHED wrote: wHOSE THE ONLY gay IN THE shed?

Don't let anyone outside hear you say that or you'll be banished to the shed... Oh, wait that already happened, didn't it...

SHEDi xxx

THIS??

Dosnt look like its kicked off to me...

Mower or less!

Sheddo wrote: THIS??

Dosnt look like its kicked off to me...

It was locked for a bit, as some folks took exception to the jokes... I was rather cross for a bit at being called homophobic... But then I came back into the shed and it was all okay again... :)

SHEDi xxx

SHEDimon wrote:

Sheddo wrote: THIS??

Dosnt look like its kicked off to me...

It was locked for a bit, as some folks took exception to the jokes... I was rather cross for a bit at being called homophobic... But then I came back into the shed and it was all okay again... :)

SHEDi xxx

The Shed makes everythings better :D

And you're not a homophobe SHEDi, it can just be a funny topic to joke about sometimes

All depends on if you mean any harm or not

OK, now folks are likely to be getting back to the shed for the evening. My full range of crossword clues, all shed related:

1. Bizarrely, he's odd
2. She mixes demon shit and a drug
3. Shedhead sinks before guy adds note, photos, for example
4. This guy's scrotum has exquisite dreadlocks, for a start
5. Nurse silences journalist, gobby bitch
6. Others losing oxygen and radium, initially, man would approach castle, hesitating, being former monk
7. Unusually hot score, involving a couple of daughters, for this Shedhead
8. Shedhead with scrambled goolies'n'hand
9. "Hi, me Sodom", I wrote, nothing taken away
10. Shedhead professor had a cuppa, we hear, outlawed without me and a fella

Answers must be accompanied by an explanation of how you got them (and guessing doesn't count!)

? :)

SHEDi xxx

Shut it you puffs!

SHED wrote: Shut it you puffs!

HOEmophobia is so hurtful!

SHEDi xxx

Sorry shut it you POTS

SHED wrote: Sorry shut it you POTS

That's better - we must try not to discriminate against uphill gardeners and those who hoe the pink allotment... All are welcome in the shed... Well, almost all...

SHEDi xxx

We having any more SHEDword puzzles SHEDi? I havnt had a go at any yet...

Actually, there hasnt been a SHED game for a while, has there?

I'm a bit puzzled at all these QUIZZES!WHat are your plans for tonught SHEDHEADS.I hope you lot are going to do something CONSTRUCTIVE.

There are ten clues above... If they prove popular I may try and work a proper puzzle out, but the real deal will take time... I have to admit cryptic crossword are one of my many vices.... Usually get the Times Saturday Jumbo Cryptic and I'm partial to Killer Su Dokus as well... And I live in the shed... No wonder noone wants to know me

SHEDi xxx

Sheddo wrote: Actually, there hasnt been a SHED game for a while, has there?

5 sunrises ago!

SHED wrote: I'm a bit puzzled at all these QUIZZES!WHat are your plans for tonught SHEDHEADS.I hope you lot are going to do something CONSTRUCTIVE.

A Shed Olympics?

Events: Make a bacon sandwich Make a cup of tea Visit the most Tesco stores in a set time period Correctly pick the 38ees from a series of pictures Construct a flat-pack shed Plant a tree Listen to every version of Blue Monday from start to finish in their entirity

SHEDi xxx