F1 Grand Prix: Imola

Grand Prix this weekend! I'd totally forgotten!

And a European one, so not in the middle of the night.

Cambo will miss it - they don't have telly in Orrige!

Well, as it happens, I did see the GP, or as much of it as I can stomach, I hate Imola as a race track it's be castrated, made to wear pink, and this year the final ass ramming was the destruction of the variante alta

makes a killer track for Qually hotlaps tho...I've often opined that they should do monaco qually at imola. This has the added advantage that monaco is the only tight twisty thing we need, a unique test.

They DO as it happens have COLOUR tv int deepest Lancs, they also have ladies who let their drunken gobs write cheques their hungover arses can't cash :D:D:D:D

"we'll see the sights"

became

"but I don't want you to miss the race"

In fairness tho I was a gigantic numpty, but I'll get to that in the right place on Ceremony (if there's anything left of it), as apparently, four thin lookin geezers on horses rode in here some time while I was away, and I don't want to be feeding them sugar cubes.

So, as to imola....well I think you see my point....alonso was pissing on von cobblers and couldn't get even alongside the sod for a good dice. That Midland scared piss out of me (tho not as much as the suspension on it did in australia..errrm looked like a lotus49 as it braked). Team superfastjapan were once again eclipsed in abject spasticity only by the great Brittish hope ( whom I eagerly await watching drive backwards round silverstone while leading). If anyone here holds a japanese driving license, please feel free to share your insight. And yet again, Piglet (Jacques), trundled round way quicker than his car should be going and no bugger but martin brundle ever noticed)

Anyway, I never ever begrudge the red cars a win in Italy, even if it IS Baron Von Cobblers....so many millions of Italians will go doo lally, it's a small price to pay for such joy.

Jenson Button. Nice driving mate...

...Just watch out for the pit crew next time! :D

i think i'd rather watch Jade Goody "attempt" to run the London Marathaon than watch fuckin noisy cars go round and round. (sorry ste, )

Actually I find the engines rather soporific by the time TV has toned them down (in the flesh apparently every gear change makes you wretch). NOT a good thing with a shite track like Imola.

Roll on Silverstone, something the UK actually ISN'T a bucket of pigshit at....but of course it will be ignored in favour of watching the creators of football get repeatedly beaten by countries no one ever heard of.

Seriously tho, it's been 40 years since we (E, W, S, NI) won anything on a world level in footy, but English built cars have won 3 out of 4 races this year.

Actually.....I reccomend F1 sounds with no commentary ( especially not that goatfucker James Allen...I will dance a jig when that cunt dies a painful death) as the ultimate sleep aid.