George Michael :scratch:

What's with the excitement over this comeback, and how many of you are sneaking into one of these sold-out gigs?

IN THIS house it's what's with NO

So, I have to live and let live and all.............however; you definitely need to join the GM fanclub if you want a ticket, or simply 'trade'; cos here at the venue that holds (don't know) many thousands, sold out in 2 hours. Hmmm. How strange. I wonder how that works then.................

I may like "gay disco" bands - DM, PSB, and, yes, NO - but I don't think I could sit through a George Michael gig, unless I was getting paid to review it.

85 Euros for a standing ticket, wtf

If you are going, steer clear of the public conveniences :)

SHEDi xxx

..and leave yer car well away from the stadia.

I was thinking of making a joke about him getting caught with a bar of chocolate up his bum.

Something along the lines of a Careless Wispa.

Cant quite formulate it though.

Anyone good at writing jokes?

I was thinking of writing his gay wedding song,when he decides to tie the knot.. Something along the lines of"Here bums the bride" as a working title.

EDIT: No offence intended... I'll crawl back under my shed now...

SHEDi xxx

Boatraceface wrote: I was thinking of writing his gay wedding song,when he decides to tie the knot.. Something along the lines of"Here bums the bride" as a working title.

You've used that one before...

Why is it that we get this crappy homophobic bollox whenever a gay artist is mentioned on NOOL??????????

A pity we have to have more homophobia.....same culprits as before as well I note. Oh well......

Tell you what, why don't I open the thread up again and you can all be as funny as you like.

Tim is cock sucker

I knew you shouldn't get too close to her for too long....you may reach critical gobby mass.

It's just all so anal!

Barney Army wrote: Tim is cock sucker

Funny I said.....you have no idea how painful it was when I put my back out trying to suck myself off when I was a kid!

oldmonkey wrote:

Barney Army wrote: Tim is cock sucker

Funny I said.....you have no idea how painful it was when I put my back out trying to suck myself off when I was a kid!

Why do u think I'm such a strong supporter of evolution....we're one vertibra away :D

Al Jarvis wrote:

oldmonkey wrote:

Barney Army wrote: Tim is cock sucker

Funny I said.....you have no idea how painful it was when I put my back out trying to suck myself off when I was a kid!

Funny, I barely have to dip me neck at all.

hardly surprising, yer knob grows out yer forehead :D

Al Jarvis wrote:

Doctor SHED wrote: hardly surprising, yer knob grows out yer forehead

You've got the wrong end of the shtick.

I was, of course, talking about blowing Tim.

Silly me :D

mine's to big to fit in my mouth

Really.......on a Wednesday afternoon!

dont banSHEDman wrote: mine's to big to fit in my mouth

only cos there's already a pint of rum and coke wedged in it :D

Sounds like a rum business.

Bound to create some interest, even after all this time.

But(t) by whom? The LAPD?

::Publicbathroom: :moon: :sex:

Barney Army wrote: I was thinking of making a joke about him getting caught with a bar of chocolate up his bum.

Something along the lines of a Careless Wispa.

Cant quite formulate it though.

Anyone good at writing jokes?

LE Roberts wrote:

Bound to create some interest, even after all this time.

But(t) by whom? The LAPD?

::Publicbathroom: :moon: :sex:

That's why you avoid the urinals and use the stalls.

I could see the 1998 "Restroomgate" incident now...

LAPD Officer: Hey big boy George Michael: Hey mate, wanna party.. LAPD: He he...allll right....oh my gosh you're George Michael aren't you? GM: Yessir, who are you, sailor? LAPD: Ummm...LAPD, scumbag, you're under arrest for lewd conduct GM: What?! Was this a setup?? LAPD: Ummm...yeah, a setup....*zips up*