What's with the excitement over this comeback, and how many of you are sneaking into one of these sold-out gigs? 
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IN THIS house it's what's with NO
So, I have to live and let live and all.............however; you definitely need to join the GM fanclub if you want a ticket, or simply 'trade'; cos here at the venue that holds (don't know) many thousands, sold out in 2 hours. Hmmm. How strange. I wonder how that works then.................
I may like "gay disco" bands - DM, PSB, and, yes, NO - but I don't think I could sit through a George Michael gig, unless I was getting paid to review it.
LE Roberts wrote: What's with the excitement over this comeback, and how many of you are sneaking into one of these sold-out gigs?
In fairness, they're his first gigs in 15 years or summat, aren't they?!
Bound to create some interest, even after all this time.
I was thinking of making a joke about him getting caught with a bar of chocolate up his bum.
Something along the lines of a Careless Wispa.
Cant quite formulate it though.
Anyone good at writing jokes? 
I was thinking of writing his gay wedding song,when he decides to tie the knot.. Something along the lines of"Here bums the bride" as a working title.
Boatraceface wrote: I was thinking of writing his gay wedding song,when he decides to tie the knot.. Something along the lines of"Here bums the bride" as a working title.
You've used that one before...
Why is it that we get this crappy homophobic bollox whenever a gay artist is mentioned on NOOL??????????
A pity we have to have more homophobia.....same culprits as before as well I note. Oh well......
Tell you what, why don't I open the thread up again and you can all be as funny as you like.
I knew you shouldn't get too close to her for too long....you may reach critical gobby mass.
Barney Army wrote: Tim is cock sucker
Funny I said.....you have no idea how painful it was when I put my back out trying to suck myself off when I was a kid! 
oldmonkey wrote:
Barney Army wrote: Tim is cock sucker
Funny I said.....you have no idea how painful it was when I put my back out trying to suck myself off when I was a kid!
Why do u think I'm such a strong supporter of evolution....we're one vertibra away :D
oldmonkey wrote:
Barney Army wrote: Tim is cock sucker
Funny I said.....you have no idea how painful it was when I put my back out trying to suck myself off when I was a kid!
Funny, I barely have to dip me neck at all. 
Al Jarvis wrote:
oldmonkey wrote:
Barney Army wrote: Tim is cock sucker
Funny I said.....you have no idea how painful it was when I put my back out trying to suck myself off when I was a kid!
Funny, I barely have to dip me neck at all.
hardly surprising, yer knob grows out yer forehead :D
Doctor SHED wrote: hardly surprising, yer knob grows out yer forehead
You've got the wrong end of the shtick.
I was, of course, talking about blowing Tim. 
Al Jarvis wrote:
Doctor SHED wrote: hardly surprising, yer knob grows out yer forehead
You've got the wrong end of the shtick.
I was, of course, talking about blowing Tim.
Silly me :D
dont banSHEDman wrote: mine's to big to fit in my mouth
only cos there's already a pint of rum and coke wedged in it :D
Bound to create some interest, even after all this time.
But(t) by whom? The LAPD?
::Publicbathroom: :moon: :sex:
Barney Army wrote: I was thinking of making a joke about him getting caught with a bar of chocolate up his bum.
Something along the lines of a Careless Wispa.
Cant quite formulate it though.
Anyone good at writing jokes?
LE Roberts wrote:
Bound to create some interest, even after all this time.
But(t) by whom? The LAPD?
That's why you avoid the urinals and use the stalls.
