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American New order Fans American Arsenal Supporters American people with Politics Degrees
and so on and so forth
Mozzer? :D
OK....
Clowns American popular music Crabs (the marine crustacean) People who are proud to be stupid.
Uncle Liam wrote: American New order Fans American Arsenal Supporters American people with Politics Degrees
and so on and so forth
....
PWEW, Good thing I'm not an Arsenal supporter, eh Christie? ;)
Doctor SHED wrote:
American popular music
Yes because the Violent Femmes, Talking Heads, and Pixies were all unadulterated drek.
My thing:
THE MUTHA FUCKIN SHED PLZ
ChrissMari wrote:
Doctor SHED wrote:
American popular music
Yes because the Violent Femmes, Talking Heads, and Pixies were all unadulterated drek.
My thing:
THE MUTHA FUCKIN SHED PLZ
Hardly America's top 10 tho are they.
Sing if you're glad to be shed :D
Badly spelled graffiti Sunday drivers Bouncy house Chavs Door to door sales Telephone sales Rain Asbestos
Al Jarvis wrote: People who walk slowly.
gets my vote.
And reminds me..... cars who slow down when you are waiting to cross the road.....
Specifically....there are 2 cars coming with a 7 or 8 second gap between them, you are waiting at a roundabout or other bottleneck to cross. The car in front always slows down and closes the gap. Now I watch motor racing obsessively and I understand the conertina effect, but that involves the distance closing but the time gap remaining constant. On the roads, one see's ones 8 second crossing window reduced to 2 seconds far too often.....I can only assume it's because the car in front is paranoid or the one behind thinks he Michael Cobblers.
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Badly spelled graffiti
On walls in Mutantards.... "rember 1960" (instead of "remember 1690") "don't march, mobize!"
best ever but was a chap who went around Bangor with a spray tin, modifying every UVF graffito into LOVE 
The Royal Family Scientology Neds (or Chavs) Inner city 4x4 drivers who've never been off-road in their life Ticketmaster
The republican part of the US government. Wasps. Pigeons. Those who oppress minorities. Tony Blair. Brixton... and Camberwell whilst you're at it. Managers (at least 90% of them). Computer viruses. JAMES BLUNT.
Bush & his allies (i.e. All Republicans everywhere) Celebrity Baby Names Big Oil Big Refining Big Pez Scientology Tom Motherfucking Cruise Paris Hilton Nextel Walkie-Talkie Phones My 1991 Escort wagon (provided I get a 2006 Mustang out of the trade)
Married women who keep their maiden name and attach their married name on the end - why? Iceberg Lettuce Chipped cups Escalators Snotty shop assistants Tiny little dogs Bad manners (not the band) Inland Revenue
oh...........
and Diana Ross.
Red or SHED wrote: Married women who keep their maiden name and attach their married name on the end - why?
To show they're still their own person, that's why! I'd do it if I ever got married (which I don't intend to do, for the record).
A few of my own votes:
- People who insist on walking slowly in front of you when you're trying to get somewhere in a hurry
- Traffic queues
- Work
- Chavs
- Gig bitches (i.e. people who go to gigs just to slag off the band)
- The price of everything
- Music magazines
- Ignorant people who don't indicate at roundabouts
people who are anti assylum seekers and immigrants in general, but want to move abroad in a couple of years for the good weather
pretend dolls that they give to kids to encourage safe sex
clowns (creepy motherfeckers)
To show they're still their own person, that's why! I'd do it if I ever got married (which I don't intend to do, for the record).
I'd never have thought of that
erm..............if you want to be your own person, you don't get married do you? Just live together. No?
country and western music 70's american disco music line dancers with big hats on drivers who dont indicate vegetables that look like plants whoopy goldberg anthea turner loud dogs
banSHEDman wrote: country and western music 70's american disco music line dancers with big hats on drivers who dont indicate vegetables that look like plants whoopy goldberg anthea turner loud dogs
what makes line dancers SANS HEADGEAR any less a desirable target for extermination?
banSHEDman wrote: country and western music 70's american disco music line dancers with big hats on drivers who dont indicate vegetables that look like plants whoopy goldberg anthea turner loud dogs
All of the above!
Plus
Lesbians who look like men Footballers who flick phlegm from their noses Women tennis players who don't grunt Kilroy Silk or whatever his name is Simply Red Roxette Erasure Michael Fucking Bolton Sean Paul Elton John Shitehouse Family Punjab MC Male cats that come in our catflap when I forget to lock the thing and spray that stinkin stuff all over the place trying to "woo" our wee Barney (female) Rob Stiles the referee who thinks he's cool Heavy Metal R N B The Cheeky Girls The lad from Coldplay who writes on his hands, we were told at school this is dangerous and can cause ink poisoning Pay per view games on SKY Colin Powell cos his name's Colin but is not pronounced that was Peter Ebdon Tories Ice Skating Ballroom Dancing Home and Away, that went downhill after Lance and his mate left Sending things to Space ping pong being referred to as table tennis people who play squash tank tops soggy pork scratchings budweiser crazy frog that loud bird from the three degrees posh people men who sing like women for example the bee gees tax exiles car park security people at gigs / festivals the security people at t in the park last year the phoenix festival old people who don't give you the ball back after knocking it in their garden people who cheat at cards when i am the banker
that'll do for now.
Uncle Liam wrote: Whats wrong with Peter Ebdon?
He's a cunt.
I'd rather watch Terry Griffiths v Steve Davis circa 86.
Slower than slow, people may say he plays to his strengths, but it's literally worse than listening to Simply Red.
Ban him to 101 for eternity.
I can remember his vitriolics against the Rocket a year or two back as well.
After almost every shot he asked the ref to clean the cue ball. I honestly thought O'Sullivan was gonnae lamp him one a la Hurricane Higgins, shame he didnae!!!!
mel b jordan katey price barrymore burnley sheff u daleks drag queens when they take their wigs off mr norton's constant smutty comments about things in your mouth people who hide their coutch under a THROW,which is just an expensive fucking blanket or bedsheet really
Shug wrote:
banSHEDman wrote: country and western music 70's american disco music line dancers with big hats on drivers who dont indicate vegetables that look like plants whoopy goldberg anthea turner loud dogs
Plus
Lesbians who look like men Footballers who flick phlegm from their noses Women tennis players who don't grunt Kilroy Silk or whatever his name is Simply Red Roxette Erasure Michael Fucking Bolton Sean Paul Elton John Shitehouse Family Punjab MC Male cats that come in our catflap when I forget to lock the thing and spray that stinkin stuff all over the place trying to "woo" our wee Barney (female) Rob Stiles the referee who thinks he's cool Heavy Metal R N B The Cheeky Girls The lad from Coldplay who writes on his hands, we were told at school this is dangerous and can cause ink poisoning Pay per view games on SKY Colin Powell cos his name's Colin but is not pronounced that was Peter Ebdon Tories Ice Skating Ballroom Dancing Home and Away, that went downhill after Lance and his mate left Sending things to Space ping pong being referred to as table tennis people who play squash tank tops soggy pork scratchings budweiser crazy frog that loud bird from the three degrees posh people men who sing like women for example the bee gees tax exiles car park security people at gigs / festivals the security people at t in the park last year the phoenix festival old people who don't give you the ball back after knocking it in their garden people who cheat at cards when i am the banker
that'll do for now.
Thanks.
I was too shy to say ALL of the above. Well, 3 I can't comment on really.
Al Jarvis wrote: People who walk slowly. Chewing gum on pavements.
my god. we have something in common besides new order.
adding to the list:
stockport county FC anyone with the same name as one of the gallagher brothers or the actor who played oskar schindler people who see morrissey more than once during his UK tour people with degrees from QUB
distasteful and irritating, the lot of them.
The person who keeps getting in my lane and slowing down just when we hit the narrow, unpassable part of the road.
Nosepickers.
Newscasters who have to make! a ! big! production! over every story. Weather is not a state of alarm requiring my immediate attention, just move the smiling sunshine face over the cold front and tell me if Armageddon is coming.
Anyone who thinks they are in a bigger hurry than the blind elderly man who is walking behind them. You can hold the door open for 1 minute, believe me.
Women who snap gum. Men never seem to do it. The sound makes me want to match my slap of your face to its tone.
Anyone who sets their pitbulls or dobermans out at night to roam.
Dogs, can't stand the fkin things. Maybe I am jealous of their ability to lick their own genitals? If you need a pet buy a gold fish, at least they don't move house if they find a better source of food :D People who moan about speed cameras, the speed limit is set for a reason. Scarecrows, freaky bloody things! Danniel O'Donnel
Mother in laws
John Prescott.it is 101 and not number 10 I gather?
All Tories end of
Bush ofcourse
Jetstream
Corporate match ticket distribution for UEFA finals.
Hey, Maya. I'm not annoying. The SHEDroom and BCD makes my brain work like crossfire. Here's my list:
Teen idols pop music my audioblog not working waiting for someone to turn the alarm off people who think sex is casual The evil laugh effect in the SHEDroom gossip, any kind Lifetime Channel Women's magazines Having 7 papers to do in a week me having trouble with procrastination immature guys people who couldn't use common sense people who are too controlling
Clarification: I don't like people who think sex is a joke. It requires commitment. I'm not religious, but if a high school or college student brags about it, he won't be my boyfriend.
Aren't you a little old for high school boys, Cozzie? Yer intruding on Woody's territory there.
Generic wrote:
bansheeman wrote:
70's american disco music
what the hell is wrong with that???
What isn't wrong with it? True, it had some effect on synthpop bands, but it's too frivilous.
people who reverse into parking spaces closed cash registers in supermarkets people who drive slower than the speed limit the blue screen of death back taxes
Shug wrote: I can remember his vitriolics against the Rocket a year or two back as well.
After almost every shot he asked the ref to clean the cue ball. I honestly thought O'Sullivan was gonnae lamp him one a la Hurricane Higgins, shame he didnae!!!!
Looks like it'll be an Ebdon / Rocket final again on Sunday... More mind games ahoy!
- People who start a response 'With all due respect....'
- People who get cocky when you say you are going to see NO again, in a slightly condescending way because they don't have any 'obsessions' they should mind their own business!
- McDonalds
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Clarification: I don't like people who think sex is a joke. It requires commitment. I'm not religious, but if a high school or college student brags about it, he won't be my boyfriend.
That's not a sexual issue tho, that's a fucking arsehol issue, you just don't like fucking arseholes.
AmbulanceChasingCunts.com adverts.
"are you a poster child for mandatory abortion? did you walk straight into a wall at work? then WE can help you bankrupt your employer and cost your workmates a job (not available to stinking paddy scum)"
And loansharkbastards.com adverts.
"we give money away for free, we'll pay your debts for you and and you only have to pay us a little (we do not give money away for free and to save 10 quid a week you must pay for an extra 300 yrs (no dogs no irish)"
(actually on the fuck off ignorant irish cunts bit....I think they shoud NOT be permitted a .uk domain while they do not serve the UK)
Steve Campbell wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Clarification: I don't like people who think sex is a joke. It requires commitment. I'm not religious, but if a high school or college student brags about it, he won't be my boyfriend.
That's not a sexual issue tho, that's a fucking arsehol issue, you just don't like fucking arseholes.
Did you say that so that I would quote you and say something smutty about bumming girls, or was it unintentional?
And I wish BRF would just shut up about Jetstream
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: Did you say that so that I would quote you and say something smutty about bumming girls, or was it unintentional?
well for one thing, I wouldn't have thought of that, you ought not to believe everything people tell you about how smart I am
And for another, if I wanted to get evidence of you uttering such appalling things...there's like 2000 pages of it available on demnd right here :D
and I'll clarify, since you made a spot of word play which is BOUND to have baffled someone....
I meant "fucking arseholes" as in "$QUALITATIVE_ADJECTIVE arseholes" not "bumming".
Steve Campbell wrote: since you made a spot of word play which is BOUND to have baffled someone....
I'm not baffled...
:D
The moment 10 seconds after you wake up Saturday or Sunday morning and say 'oh no, I didnt?' :\ohwell:
Red or SHED wrote: erm..............if you want to be your own person, you don't get married do you? Just live together. No?
Yes, actually, you do (for the record, that's what I plan to do). Guess some people don't realise that. Oh well, that's their lookout.
Just thought of some more to add to my list:
- EBay sellers who mess you around
- The British climate (global warming, my ass)
- Buses that don't arrive on time
Most record company packaging of CD's; I try not to be too anal about things like this, but it's just annoying after removing the identifying label of a CD from the top side, and one is left with a sticky film on either side of the disc that collects dirt rather quickly.
The train-masters who have decided to connect, disconnect, and then reconnect cars at a crossing by my house, which is very near a major roadway. Never mind that it seems obvious to everybody but them to do their work just a little bit farther down the line, but they don't ever really seem to be in a hurry to complete their job. Traffic is blocked both ways for up to 15 minutes at a time several times a day, unintentionally creating Seattle or LA traffic conditions in a small town.
I also hate the CD packaging. Why does it take twice to unwrap the plastic and adhesive? I just don't have that patience. I also cannot stand emo and pop music. Did I say that already? :barf:
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Most record company packaging of CD's; I try not to be too anal about things like this, but it's just annoying after removing the identifying label of a CD from the top side, and one is left with a sticky film on either side of the disc that collects dirt rather quickly.
you've managed to open CD packaging?
i imagine there was a black monolith present the first time someone successfully completed that task.
AgentWood wrote:
[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Most record company packaging of CD's; I try not to be too anal about things like this, but it's just annoying after removing the identifying label of a CD from the top side, and one is left with a sticky film on either side of the disc that collects dirt rather quickly.
you've managed to open CD packaging?
i imagine there was a black monolith present the first time someone successfully completed that task.
I thought you needed to do it with a sledge hammer.
JHC
Hope that we will never meet in a street. I am 34 and my legs seem to be 70 or more... Therefore, I walk slowly... I have a card which allows me to bark at some people some gently words as "get orf moy place" in public places but never dare use it. What a cunt I am, me !!!
people in the grocery store who block my way with their stupid carts bad drivers.... they are all around also, snobby cashiers at Neimen Marcus...
Shed Peel wrote: people in the grocery store who block my way with their stupid carts bad drivers.... they are all around also, snobby cashiers at Neimen Marcus...
are you reading my mind. that is almost exactly what i just posted in the things you can live without thread. no i did not look here first.
ok seconded.
Steve Campbell wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Clarification: I don't like people who think sex is a joke. It requires commitment. I'm not religious, but if a high school or college student brags about it, he won't be my boyfriend.
That's not a sexual issue tho, that's a fucking arsehol issue, you just don't like fucking arseholes.
To be fair, she's a bird, how can she fuck an arsehole?
OOps, somebody got there before me.
Got a new one now then, people who don't read threads fully before responding.
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Clarification: I don't like people who think sex is a joke. It requires commitment. I'm not religious, but if a high school or college student brags about it, he won't be my boyfriend.
That's not a sexual issue tho, that's a fucking arsehol issue, you just don't like fucking arseholes.
To be fair, she's a bird, how can she fuck an arsehole?
OOps, somebody got there before me.
Got a new one now then, people who don't read threads fully before responding.
Back to bed missy, I clarified that very point somewhere above.
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Clarification: I don't like people who think sex is a joke. It requires commitment. I'm not religious, but if a high school or college student brags about it, he won't be my boyfriend.
That's not a sexual issue tho, that's a fucking arsehol issue, you just don't like fucking arseholes.
To be fair, she's a bird, how can she fuck an arsehole?
OOps, somebody got there before me.
Got a new one now then, people who don't read threads fully before responding.
sometime ago they invented a party-strap,or more commonly known as a Strap-on!
Anything is possible
NOOLigan wrote:
Shed Peel wrote: people in the grocery store who block my way with their stupid carts bad drivers.... they are all around also, snobby cashiers at Neimen Marcus...
are you reading my mind. that is almost exactly what i just posted in the things you can live without thread. no i did not look here first.
ok seconded.
Wow, you're not kidding. I just looked at your list. Very very similar... but I'm not surprised! :)
Cheers, Ron!
Shed Peel wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Shed Peel wrote: people in the grocery store who block my way with their stupid carts bad drivers.... they are all around also, snobby cashiers at Neimen Marcus...
are you reading my mind. that is almost exactly what i just posted in the things you can live without thread. no i did not look here first.
ok seconded.
Wow, you're not kidding. I just looked at your list. Very very similar... but I'm not surprised!
Cheers, Ron!
no surprises indeed. 
you must be my twin.
