yes, i know we've done this before (in fact i believe i've done this before), but what the hell.
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American New order Fans American Arsenal Supporters American people with Politics Degrees
and so on and so forth
Mozzer? :D
OK....
Clowns American popular music Crabs (the marine crustacean) People who are proud to be stupid.
Uncle Liam wrote: American New order Fans American Arsenal Supporters American people with Politics Degrees
and so on and so forth
....
PWEW, Good thing I'm not an Arsenal supporter, eh Christie? ;)
Doctor SHED wrote:
American popular music
Yes because the Violent Femmes, Talking Heads, and Pixies were all unadulterated drek.
My thing:
THE MUTHA FUCKIN SHED PLZ
ChrissMari wrote:
Doctor SHED wrote:
American popular music
Yes because the Violent Femmes, Talking Heads, and Pixies were all unadulterated drek.
My thing:
THE MUTHA FUCKIN SHED PLZ
Hardly America's top 10 tho are they.
Sing if you're glad to be shed :D
Badly spelled graffiti Sunday drivers Bouncy house Chavs Door to door sales Telephone sales Rain Asbestos
Al Jarvis wrote: People who walk slowly.
gets my vote.
And reminds me..... cars who slow down when you are waiting to cross the road.....
Specifically....there are 2 cars coming with a 7 or 8 second gap between them, you are waiting at a roundabout or other bottleneck to cross. The car in front always slows down and closes the gap. Now I watch motor racing obsessively and I understand the conertina effect, but that involves the distance closing but the time gap remaining constant. On the roads, one see's ones 8 second crossing window reduced to 2 seconds far too often.....I can only assume it's because the car in front is paranoid or the one behind thinks he Michael Cobblers.
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Badly spelled graffiti
On walls in Mutantards.... "rember 1960" (instead of "remember 1690") "don't march, mobize!"
best ever but was a chap who went around Bangor with a spray tin, modifying every UVF graffito into LOVE 
The Royal Family Scientology Neds (or Chavs) Inner city 4x4 drivers who've never been off-road in their life Ticketmaster
The republican part of the US government. Wasps. Pigeons. Those who oppress minorities. Tony Blair. Brixton... and Camberwell whilst you're at it. Managers (at least 90% of them). Computer viruses. JAMES BLUNT.
Bush & his allies (i.e. All Republicans everywhere) Celebrity Baby Names Big Oil Big Refining Big Pez Scientology Tom Motherfucking Cruise Paris Hilton Nextel Walkie-Talkie Phones My 1991 Escort wagon (provided I get a 2006 Mustang out of the trade)
Married women who keep their maiden name and attach their married name on the end - why? Iceberg Lettuce Chipped cups Escalators Snotty shop assistants Tiny little dogs Bad manners (not the band) Inland Revenue
oh...........
and Diana Ross.
Red or SHED wrote: Married women who keep their maiden name and attach their married name on the end - why?
To show they're still their own person, that's why! I'd do it if I ever got married (which I don't intend to do, for the record).
A few of my own votes:
- People who insist on walking slowly in front of you when you're trying to get somewhere in a hurry
- Traffic queues
- Work
- Chavs
- Gig bitches (i.e. people who go to gigs just to slag off the band)
- The price of everything
- Music magazines
- Ignorant people who don't indicate at roundabouts
people who are anti assylum seekers and immigrants in general, but want to move abroad in a couple of years for the good weather
pretend dolls that they give to kids to encourage safe sex
clowns (creepy motherfeckers)
To show they're still their own person, that's why! I'd do it if I ever got married (which I don't intend to do, for the record).
I'd never have thought of that
erm..............if you want to be your own person, you don't get married do you? Just live together. No?
country and western music 70's american disco music line dancers with big hats on drivers who dont indicate vegetables that look like plants whoopy goldberg anthea turner loud dogs
banSHEDman wrote: country and western music 70's american disco music line dancers with big hats on drivers who dont indicate vegetables that look like plants whoopy goldberg anthea turner loud dogs
what makes line dancers SANS HEADGEAR any less a desirable target for extermination?
banSHEDman wrote: country and western music 70's american disco music line dancers with big hats on drivers who dont indicate vegetables that look like plants whoopy goldberg anthea turner loud dogs
All of the above!
Plus
Lesbians who look like men Footballers who flick phlegm from their noses Women tennis players who don't grunt Kilroy Silk or whatever his name is Simply Red Roxette Erasure Michael Fucking Bolton Sean Paul Elton John Shitehouse Family Punjab MC Male cats that come in our catflap when I forget to lock the thing and spray that stinkin stuff all over the place trying to "woo" our wee Barney (female) Rob Stiles the referee who thinks he's cool Heavy Metal R N B The Cheeky Girls The lad from Coldplay who writes on his hands, we were told at school this is dangerous and can cause ink poisoning Pay per view games on SKY Colin Powell cos his name's Colin but is not pronounced that was Peter Ebdon Tories Ice Skating Ballroom Dancing Home and Away, that went downhill after Lance and his mate left Sending things to Space ping pong being referred to as table tennis people who play squash tank tops soggy pork scratchings budweiser crazy frog that loud bird from the three degrees posh people men who sing like women for example the bee gees tax exiles car park security people at gigs / festivals the security people at t in the park last year the phoenix festival old people who don't give you the ball back after knocking it in their garden people who cheat at cards when i am the banker
that'll do for now.
Uncle Liam wrote: Whats wrong with Peter Ebdon?
He's a cunt.
I'd rather watch Terry Griffiths v Steve Davis circa 86.
Slower than slow, people may say he plays to his strengths, but it's literally worse than listening to Simply Red.
Ban him to 101 for eternity.
I can remember his vitriolics against the Rocket a year or two back as well.
After almost every shot he asked the ref to clean the cue ball. I honestly thought O'Sullivan was gonnae lamp him one a la Hurricane Higgins, shame he didnae!!!!
mel b jordan katey price barrymore burnley sheff u daleks drag queens when they take their wigs off mr norton's constant smutty comments about things in your mouth people who hide their coutch under a THROW,which is just an expensive fucking blanket or bedsheet really
Shug wrote:
banSHEDman wrote: country and western music 70's american disco music line dancers with big hats on drivers who dont indicate vegetables that look like plants whoopy goldberg anthea turner loud dogs
Plus
Lesbians who look like men Footballers who flick phlegm from their noses Women tennis players who don't grunt Kilroy Silk or whatever his name is Simply Red Roxette Erasure Michael Fucking Bolton Sean Paul Elton John Shitehouse Family Punjab MC Male cats that come in our catflap when I forget to lock the thing and spray that stinkin stuff all over the place trying to "woo" our wee Barney (female) Rob Stiles the referee who thinks he's cool Heavy Metal R N B The Cheeky Girls The lad from Coldplay who writes on his hands, we were told at school this is dangerous and can cause ink poisoning Pay per view games on SKY Colin Powell cos his name's Colin but is not pronounced that was Peter Ebdon Tories Ice Skating Ballroom Dancing Home and Away, that went downhill after Lance and his mate left Sending things to Space ping pong being referred to as table tennis people who play squash tank tops soggy pork scratchings budweiser crazy frog that loud bird from the three degrees posh people men who sing like women for example the bee gees tax exiles car park security people at gigs / festivals the security people at t in the park last year the phoenix festival old people who don't give you the ball back after knocking it in their garden people who cheat at cards when i am the banker
that'll do for now.
Thanks.
I was too shy to say ALL of the above. Well, 3 I can't comment on really.
