SHED UP AND POST
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The Shedkeeper wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: not the one on the left then.
who is the better singer though?
i saw what barnes had to say about his rap on wim.
NOOLigan wrote:
The Shedkeeper wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: not the one on the left then.
who is the better singer though?
i saw what barnes had to say about his rap on wim.
he said something about WIM on the dark side?
are you taking the piss? john barnes said, that for the world in motion single, he and the others were just given their lines to read. they thought they did a crap job, but it was all fixed up nicely in the studio, or words to that effect.
NOOLigan wrote: are you taking the piss? john barnes said, that for the world in motion single, he and the others were just given their lines to read. they thought they did a crap job, but it was all fixed up nicely in the studio, or words to that effect.
no i just wondered if there was something about it on the other site.
i do recall now about what they said of the recording of the song
SHEDSRUS wrote: Nice Sandwich, I could murder another after seeing that :D
i have in fact just had another
Just watched the season review of the A1GP...the alledged world cup of motor racing. Quite good. More like quick F3 or GP2 cars than F1, but loads of good honest wheel banging madness.
A perfect desert after rewatching Saturaday's excellent Doctor.
The Shedkeeper wrote: I am about to watch Dr Who from saturday
in my view it's the best non-Dalek episode since the Dr's return, postiviely dripping with Doctoryness.
what is it with J's kitchen, he kept saying he was going there in the shed last night, but went nowhere.
Nice to see you sister, I need some excitement.
Steve Campbell wrote:
The Shedkeeper wrote: I am about to watch Dr Who from saturday
in my view it's the best non-Dalek episode since the Dr's return, postiviely dripping with Doctoryness.
I cried twice during this episode 
One of the best I've ever seen
SHED wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
The Shedkeeper wrote: I am about to watch Dr Who from saturday
in my view it's the best non-Dalek episode since the Dr's return, postiviely dripping with Doctoryness.
I cried twice during this episode
Me too, and both times cos of the Dog. Bloody hell I exploded in tears when I seen the trailer after last week's show.
Tho it was truly wonderful to see liz sladen again, she's still better looking than billie the chav.
Sarah has her own series of audio adventures which can be purchased, HERE
I have most of them and they are excellent. No K9 tho (but K9 MkI and MkII both feature in the Gallifrey series along with Romana I and II and Leela.)
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All the Shed Song's are here !
The External - Sheddimon
Gardener moves on, the weeding is over, Praise to the glory of old lawns now mown. Talking aloud as they clean out their stables, Scattering horseshit washed down the drain, Stood by the shed at the foot of the garden, Watching them pass bootleg DVDs on the sly, Try to cry out by the heat of the bonfire, Eating bacon sandwiches with brown sauce inside.
Start a new thread, though this crap gets me told off, With shedheads my time is so very well spent, A new shed to keep, a silly community, Destined to be told to 'Go And Get Real'. Played by the shed at the foot of the garden, My thread stretches right out to the flowerbed, No words could explain, no smilies determine, Just watching the new DVD from the Shed.
OUR SILENT SHED - Diggy Mike
A Moaner that never changes Remains a moaning Git He's always been the same No Posting, Just Moaning No Movement, No Shed Just Whinging
Rise and Fall of Sheds A Shed that shall remain We asked you what you'd seen You said you didn't Care
Post's posted on the Shed Thread May seem a waste of time They've always been just about Shed's No Order, or Community No Sane stuff, just Bollocks
The Shed that leads the way The Post's you cannot take You've caught us on a Shed Thread So why don't you PISS OFF
Temptation – Sheddi mon
Heaven, a shed-load of dope Just like being inside, it's no joke And though it hurts me to leave the shack, You killed my weeds, but not my seeds, no going back.
Up, down, turn your head Please don't let me hit the shed Tonight I think I'll weed alone I'll find my hoe as I go home
Up, down, turn your head Please don't let me hit the shed Tonight I think I'll weed alone I'll find my rake as I go home
Each time I look, I know I'll never find, The key Johnny lost, last night, on the lash, From time to time, I find I should make sure, When I go out, must leave the door on the latch.
Up, down, turn your head, Please don't let me hit the shed Tonight I think I'll weed alone I'll find my spade as I go home
Up, down, turn your head, Please don't let me hit the shed Tonight I think I'll weed alone I'll find my trowel as I go home
Oh, you've got green grass Oh, you've got blue grass Oh, you've got grey grass Oh, you've got green grass Oh, you've got blue grass Oh, you've got grey grass
And I've never seen any shed quite like yours before No, I've never been in any shed quite like yours before
Gnomes from above hit the borders down below People in this shed without no place to go Gnomes from above hit the borders down below People in this shed we have no place to go Gnomes from above hit the flowerbeds down below People in this shed we have no place to go Gnomes from above hit the flowerbeds down below People in this shed we have no place to go
Oh, it's the best shed Oh, it's the best shed Oh, it's the best shed Oh, it's the best shed Oh, it's the best shed
Oh, I've never seen any shed quite like yours before Oh no, I've never been in any shed quite like yours before
THE PERFECT SHED - Diggy Mike
I stood there beside myself Thinking hard about the weather Then came by a friend of mine Suggested we garden together Then I knew it from that morn This friend of mine would mow the lawn Pretending not to see his mower I turned my hosepipe setting to shower
I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's
I have always thought alot About my Alottment plot Tonight I should have stayed in my Shed Dreaming of my Flower Bed He has always been a clot I thought he was a Flowerpot Pretending not to see his mower I flipped the switch to kill the power
I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's
Ceremony – 14-k
why the rage, hope that it's nothing serious. After- noon/evening everybody .
Turn again and turn toward this Shed. . All it asks is the strength to keep standing. World was siding , o so quickly Clean it first or just replace it. or
Shed first and lean towards the East & West.
o It'll break down/ get rained upon/ no mercy shown. Heaven knows it's got to be this shack. Watching this, the things it held The times it was repainted / overused but not blown over. Must've been some mercy shown. Heaven knows it's going to be this time.
Avenues all lined with Shacks . Picture this - then start the rebuilding. Renovations forever, for-ever, forever. Watching love grow forever. Letting it shed n'shack for-ever.
In a lonely Shed – Diggy Mike
Caressing the Felt and Wood Shed that was special and Good The contents included Fork and Rake How I wish you were here with me now
The Greenhouse is also outside Matching paint Oh delight Bright like a Sun and looks neat How I wish you were here with me now
The Gardener looks round as he mows He finishes the lawn then he hoe's One day you will fade from my dreams How I wish we were here with you now
SHED OF CONSENT – Diggy Mike
Won't you please let me know These tools lie inside i need them so And I'm not the kind that likes to tell you Just what I want to do I'm not the kind that needs to tell you Just what you want me to
I opened you this morning I thought that you might like to know The sun is shining it makes you a glow I counted the seeds to see how many i'd got And now that I actually know Their going in the pot
And I'm not the kind that likes to tell you Just what you want me to You're not the kind that needs to tell me About the plants and the weeds
Do you find this happens all the time Crucial hinge breaks at the wrong time And I'm not the kind that likes to tell you Just what I want to do I'm not the kind that needs to tell you
I've painted you [x5] I've painted you [x5] I've painted you [x5]
GUILTY POSTER - Maya
Listen to me... I know what I'm posting But shed it don't come easy To admit that you were wrong It took you far too long. You counted on me to give you a reason, Why the Shed does shine in the season. Grey sky surrounded you.
I'm not some kind of foolish poster I couldn't take this from no other. You're not being cool with me, Cause I always know you'll read the thread. Yes, you'll read the thread.
'Cause I always know what it takes to make noolers smile.
You once said to me That I post shite only. And you know, I never believed you. You are blind, and I could never see. You'll never take my shed away from me.
And all of these sheds, And all this emotion, Can't explain my great devotion, or change what had to be.
I'm not some kind of foolish poster I couldn't take this from no other. You're not being cool with me, Cause I always know you'll read the thread. Yes, you'll read the thread.
'Cause I always know what it takes to make noolers smile.
All day Shed – Steve Campbell
this is a song about a garden shed which died at the hands of a stolen van Driver thrust the gas when he thought he should He thrust the gas when he oughtn't to. I'll never forget it's tools and it's shelves all covered in dust and old spiders webs all winter and summer all autumn and spring I'd just sit about in my all day shed
(bass shed bit)
And now I hope you know this crap. Is about a shed that now is flat. other garden buildings too abused and used by demented youths. So don't tell me about flattened kids Or all the figures on splattered invalids why can;t people just try and see that in my life what matters to me is my all day shed
Shed-o-play - no ben no shed
To the centre of the garden where all weeds grow, waiting for you, To the depths of the ground where all seeds sprout, watered by you, I was mowing through the field with a tractor, smoking a few, In a greenhouse full of windows like a shack I found a hoe.
In the shed-o-play, lopping off dead branches from your rose-bush, As the oxeye daisy all grouped in four lines, wilting on the floor, And with cold steel rake, shovel and hoe, made a move to collect, All the cut grass that your electric lawn mower left.
I smoked everything, everything I sowed and grew, Now I am left with all my fag ends, To the centre of the garden where all weeds grow, waiting for you, To the centre of the garden where all weeds grow, waiting for you.
Blue Monday - Diggy Mike What do you use to treat that wood like you do? When you've shown your hands to me And told me how you got the scar I guess I was mistaken I thought I was going to paint Tell me, what shall I do Tell me now, what shall I do
Those who brought the Shed to me Lived through their vocations From the panels until completion They'll build it from the floor And I still find it so hard The Timber they use today But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me It’s in the price I will pay
I see a shed in the Garden Iv’e put it on display But if it wasn't for my good fortune I'd have to wait another day And I thought I’d get the bacon And I thought I heard you speak Tell me how do you want it Tell me now, how do you want it
Now I stand here painting... I thought I told you to leave me While I walked down to the decking Tell me how does it feel When the Shed takes hold
Murder: - Shed
SHEDS, SHEDS, SHEDS, I LOVE THEM! My grass is growing, I can see it My grass is growing, there is no question about it
TURN – Diggy Mike
It's a hard weed to come out You've got me on my knees The rain is tumbling down Washing down the leaves
Seasons pass through months and years I can't forget that you were here I feel your presence everywhere In the shed over there
Feed my plants for me It's time for me to go Across the hills and over the sea I want a new jewson Hoe
It's a wild world out there And nobody trims it back In cold frost we don't care And we don't want the shed to crack
I'm sitting in the shed tonight My weeding eyes are open wide What do you want me to say I’ve made the green fly go away
The shed is high the greenhouse long Show me what I should have done What do you want me to do Store your garden tools for you
Feed my plants for me It's time for me to go Across the hills and over the sea I want a new jewson Hoe
Feed my plants for me It's time for me to go Across the hills and over the sea When I come back the lawn will need a mow
LEAVE US ALONE – Diggy Mike
On a thousand threads on the net I see a thousand posters that i've met A hundred sheds in a row I watch them standing, shining with a glow We live always in the shed It's going to be so quiet out there tonight A thousand posts on one thread It's a shame
And a hundred years ago A gardener trod this ground I stood upon Take me away everyone When it hurts thou
From my shed to my hoes From the trees in the book I see a vision that would bring me luck From my shed to my hoes To my rake, through my hose You get these posts wrong You get these posts wrong Everytime You get these posts wrong I just smile
But from my shed to my hoes From my spade to my goggles Everytime I watch the sky For this solitary thread, leave us alone But for this sloitary thread, leave me alone Leave us alone Leave us alone
Ultraviolence – Diggy Mike
ULTRAVIOLENCE
Who saw those great posts Who saw those great posts On Those threads gone by Deep within posted by the shed kin All those threads gone by In the heat of the night All those threads gone by
Who felt those cold digs Who felt those cold digs Touch my post Deep within Ban my thread Get it locked Before were blocked All those threads ago All those threads ago All those threads ago
Everybody makes shed posts Everybody makes shed posts Even me Just be free This is a place Where in the end It happens in Our world within BCD
Time to go Time to go ... and post
New Shed Fades – Diggy Mike
Change of post, a change of style A change of thread, with no regrets A chance to watch admire the distance Still occupied - though you forget Different posters, different threads Over each mistakes were made I took the blame Pointless threads, so plain to see A loaded shed won't set you free So you say
We'll share a drink and step outside An angry voice and one who cried We'll give you everything and more The strain's too much, can't take much more Oh I've posted on community Posted on shed Can't seem to feel it anymore It was me - posting for me Hoping for Mick to post Me - see me in the shed - Hoping for more sheds
SHED WILL LOOK THE PART AGAIN – Diggy Mike
When the Woodworm bite hard and the source i don't know And the shed makes us cry but we'll repair don't yer know And we're changing our posts, taking different threads
Then Shed, Shed will look the part again (4)
Why is the greenhouse so cold Built on the the wrong side? Is my buliding that flawed, our tomatos won't grow? Yet there's still this woodseal That we've kept for our shed
Shed, Shed will look the part again (4)
Put your face to the Shed and peep And see my B&Q Hose? The Shed faces south so the sun takes a hold Is it some beautiful wood For the roof to restore
When Shed, Shed will look the part again !
SHED In Motion Sheddimon
Express yourself Create the post You know you can win Don't give up the ghost
Beat the mod(erator) Take him on You never give up Here's how it's done
Express yourself Here in the Shed Express yourself Here in the Shed Express yourself It's never dead When somethings good It's always read
Loves got the shed in motion And I know what we can do Loves got the shed in motion And I can't believe its true
Now is the time Let everyone see You never give up Thats how it should be Don't get caught Avoid all flaws Express yourself Behind Shed Doors
Express yourself Here in the Shed Express yourself Here in the Shed Express yourself It's never dead When somethings good It's always read
Loves got the shed in motion And I know what we can do Loves got the shed in motion And I can't believe its true
Loves got the shed in motion And I know what we can do Loves got the shed in motion And I can't believe its true
You've got to type and spell But do it the most You can be slow or fast But you must get to the post They'll always hit you and hurt you Defend and attack Theres only one way to beat them Get in the Shack Catch me if you can Cos' I'm the Shedhead man And what you're looking at Is the master plan There's a shedNOOLigan This ain't a football ditty Three onions in the ground I know it won't go shitty
We're playing for Shedland {Shed-er-land} We're playing the track We're singing for Shedland {Shed-er-land} Arrivederci it's to the Shack
etc.
FACE UP – Diggy mike
Ever since I've seen your Shed This life of mine has moved ahead I was young and you were old But the Shed will keep us from cold At the start you had a cart But in the end a Shed you did lend Can you see your own dark space? Needs an outside light in this place
Oh, how I cannot use the outside loo I said, oh, how I cannot use the outside loo
As we get old, we lose our place Reflecting back the shed of grace I feel i'll mow, I feel i fumble Sometimes in life we shift the tumble (weed) Don't let anybody tell you that you post shite Cause you know they will Don't let anybody tell you what you should post Cause it's not that way and...
Oh, how I cannot stand Rocket Mick's brew I said, oh, how I cannot stand Rocket Mick's brew We were young and we were pure And the shed had an open door I said oh, oh, how I cannot bear the thought of you
You were me and I was you This shed of ours it was brand new You took me a little further... I heard it all before, I've heard it all before I can't hear it anymore Your moans were long, in the posts from you Guess I will post something new
Oh, how I cannot believe the perfect view I said, oh, how I cannot believe the perfect view We were young and we were pure And the shed had an open door I said oh, oh, how I cannot bear the thought... Oh, how I cannot bear the thought of dew I said oh, oh, how I cannot bear the thought of dew We were young and we loved manure..
Shed of the Salvation - sheddimon
You can post, or you can lurk You don't have to be a jerk I went out to mow the grass And came back to find a farce My brother said that he was dead I saw his weeds and closed my shed Can you see we can't be bores We're wasting our time Behind Closed Doors
'Cause it's the shed of the salvation, shed of the salvation That's holding converastion Yes, it's the shed of the salvation, shed of the salvation That's holding conversation Oh, the shed of the salvation, shed of the salvation Is fighting deprivation Oh, the shed of the salvation, shed of the salvation It's causing post inflation
From my shed I travelled over I drove on my stolen mower When it broke down, I kissed the grass 'Cause I don't kiss nobody's arse I don't find that I'm a boaster The portrait of a super-poster If that's the case, then who could tell If those posts could be undone?
'Cause it's the shed of the salvation, shed of the salvation That's holding converastion Yes, it's the shed of the salvation, shed of the salvation That's holding conversation Oh, the shed of the salvation, shed of the salvation Is fighting deprivation Oh, the shed of the salvation, shed of the salvation It's causing post inflation
Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation
Even now, I'm in the shed Behind a wall that's made of threads I think about what we have said And all the crap that could be read I know it all could be repaid If only I could buy a spade Now we go to water seeds The shame of a Shed Thread will not receed
'Cause it's the shed of the salvation, shed of the salvation That's holding converastion Yes, it's the shed of the salvation, shed of the salvation That's holding conversation Oh, the shed of the salvation, shed of the salvation Is fighting deprivation Oh, the shed of the salvation, shed of the salvation It's causing post inflation
Christopher Owens wrote: :( :) :\ohwell:
I see you have reached trhe point of no return in the bank holiday boredom stakes
good morning. ermmmm,who's eaten all the bacon ?
does anyone know if the supermakets are open today
does anyone know if the supermakets are open today
Not sure, think it could be a 4pm closure. I am off to Tesco now.
SISTER SHED wrote: Hey, what about my Shedstream cover?
Disgusted of Belgrade
yeah it was the best of all...never mind you doing it in bloody foreign!!!
here, these here superbikes at Outon Park on ITV are a bit excellent, loads of scary manouvres in first race, and 2nd race appears to be on damp track, always the VERY best conditions for entertainment.
Of course, in NI we don't hold with no fancy track racing....northwest 200 and the UlsterGp at Dundrod.
hey dudes!!
my cooker has seen much worse states than that ,Maya
funny you should mention it but i just did all the washing up and tidying in the kitchen before i came on here.
watched Dr Who .Just save the universe by pulling the plug out theh ,eh? (and with a little help from k-9 and a ramraider)
When was Sara Jane originally in Dr Who? early eighties or what? looks fairly youngish still.Sad that she only got the dog for comapny in the end
caught up on some sleep .i see the weathehr is still cack :\ohwell:
thanks for all the lyrics ,Diggy
But where's my take on Leave Me Alone? Leave Me A Shed
dissapointed of Shedby
how are you lot?
Sarh was Jon Pertwee's last assistant and Tom Baker's first (along with Harry), she was dropped off (apparently in Aberdeen) in 1975. amazing i can remember her.
oh its ok.just seen your vesrion of Leave Me Alone ,Diggy.That vesrion does the job
i seemed to have missed a few of those songs in the original post but there really is some quality shedsmithery there to all who posted them
