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Shed Peel wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
Shed Peel wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: good moring you lot. just woke up with another splitting headache. when will that crap stop?
Sorry to hear that, Ron. That's an awful way to start the morning...
:(
thanks M. I'm much better now. I even survived work quite well.
I'm about to work now, as well. Wish me luck!
good luck. you must hav heaps to do after your long weekend.
SHEDSRUS wrote:
think this proposal should be put to Johnny
We must, it would be a Blast !
hmmm ..... maybe.
but do i want the shed repaired?
i like it as it is!!!
I have a barbecue so maybe it will be a possiblity.
who needs a NOOL day when we can have a SHED day!! 
:sex: 
The Shedkeeper wrote:
SHEDSRUS wrote:
think this proposal should be put to Johnny
We must, it would be a Blast !
hmmm ..... maybe.
but do i want the shed repaired?
i like it as it is!!!
I have a barbecue so maybe it will be a possiblity.
who needs a NOOL day when we can have a SHED day!!
We dont have to fix the Shed, we were just offering to
perhaps i should make it over to liverpool as well. my cousins in italy are quite insistant that i go see them soon, so perhaps i could do both.
SHEDSRUS wrote: Johnny, we need Shed Aid in yer back garden, come on you know it makes sense :D
Shed Aid wouldnt make sense anywhere else 
Gotta be Johnny's shed. What say you, Johnny? 
SHEDSRUS wrote: If I have missed some Shed songs, could I ask that you re post them so I can put them all in one document?
Ta
Mike
Here you are:
Gardening point by No Ben no shed
Grow up rose-bush, don't you suffer At the hands of such bad gardener He works like a fooking moron Listen can you hear him weeding? Tears around and tears down his mower He seeds much to weed tomorrow
My life ain't no holiday I've been in the shed, will not return I've seen a yardman's rake and hoe I've seen all the tools of a woman too
Feel your spade dig under your feet It can excavate deep within Handle's short but scoop is strong It is at Tesco to be found And if you try you'll like it too A flowerbed carefully hoed
My life ain't no holiday I've been in the shed, will not return I've seen a yardman's rake and hoe I've seen all the tools of a woman too
And they traced out a pathway With gravel and sand and clay To the allotment leading Where radishes're growing
Shedenial by No Ben no shed
Here I am in a shack full of doors but no exits In a light that is green like the lawn through my windows All of this is a gift, such a colorful cabana Inside my shed
It's just something I know, the mower is there It starts and it stops and it frightens me It's just something I know, the mower is there It starts and it stops and it frightens me
This varnish on the walls can't confront the decay The rain falls on the roof, it seeps through, it's so wet Believe me, this dampness is no good for the seeds Inside my shed
It's an old barbecue, some of it is corroded I tried to light it, I tried so hard Worms live so well in the walls of my old shed Inside my shack, inside my shack
Ants live so well on the ground Inside my shed, inside my shack Inside my shed, inside my shack
Shedstream by Sister Shed
Can you wait My tool will be arriving shortly Right there at the shed I pray that you'll be waiting right there for me
This tool could be what We've all been searching for
B-C-D (BCD) You are such fun for me (You are such fun for me) You are my shedstream lover You're how I wanna be (Just how I wanna be baby)
We're so daft I’m watching all the cnuts moan there about us We should try It's been so long since we made them cry
Long Live Shed I just can't get enough of you I need that garden tool It's gonna make you feel so blue
B-C-D (BCD) You are such fun for me (You are such fun for me) You are my shedstream lover You're how I wanna be (Just how I wanna be baby)
SHEDSRUS wrote: I'll bring the Bacon
No fucking Cure records though :D
I'll bring the vodka! But no Cure records!
The Shedkeeper wrote:
SHEDSRUS wrote:
think this proposal should be put to Johnny
We must, it would be a Blast !
hmmm ..... maybe.
but do i want the shed repaired?
i like it as it is!!!
I have a barbecue so maybe it will be a possiblity.
who needs a NOOL day when we can have a SHED day!!
So, when is the next online Shed game in the meantime, Johnny? Yes, I know what you're going to say -- "you're so demanding, Emma."
Ah well. Life is too short to be timid.
Shedimon, I'm just catching up on reading the previous shed thread, but I saw you were going to Norfolk, one of my fav places...
If you see this, please tell me how your trip to Norfolk was like..! I miss that place..
Shed-cheers, Emma
Shed Peel wrote: Shedimon, I'm just catching up on reading the previous shed thread, but I saw you were going to Norfolk, one of my fav places...
If you see this, please tell me how your trip to Norfolk was like..! I miss that place..
Shed-cheers, Emma
Morning folks,
Wondeful to back in the Shed again... Hope everyone had a good weekend, in response to Emma - Norfolk was v nice - love the drive up through the Broads, few nice beach walks, spent Sunday afternoon wandering round the arcades in Yarmouth, lots of alcohol... No doubt there will be further posts once I have read through the rest of SHED 2 SHED...
SHEDi xxx
Mike, I also have Forbidden Shed and What Do You Want For Tea? which I will post/mail lyrics for later if I get a chance... I have also been working on ideas for Rock The Shed, Dracula's Shed, Shed (The Price Of Love) and Getting A Shed With It, which I may get time to post today... It's all dependent on squirrels... A family of the furry little fuckers are apparently living in our attic!!! So I'm squirrel-busting today... 
SHEDi xxx
SHEDimon wrote: Mike, I also have Forbidden Shed and What Do You Want For Tea? which I will post/mail lyrics for later if I get a chance... I have also been working on ideas for Rock The Shed, Dracula's Shed, Shed (The Price Of Love) and Getting A Shed With It, which I may get time to post today... It's all dependent on squirrels... A family of the furry little fuckers are apparently living in our attic!!! So I'm squirrel-busting today...
SHEDi xxx
somebody has been busy.
Just trawled through Shed Thread No 1 looking for lyrics to Forbidden Shed - found one or two other sets of lyrics Mike may have missed from his post - will mail you this as well Diggy...
EVERYTHING'S GONE SHED - SISTER SHED
Shed me, somebody shed me I wonder where I am I see my shed before me I'll hurt you when I can It seems like I've been here before
Confusion sprung up from devotion A shed that covers my eyes It sprung from this first estrangement No one have I ever despised Is this the way that you wanted to pLay Won't you show me, please show me the shed Is this the way that you wanted to pay Won't you show me, please show me the SHED
LEAVE ME A SHED - The Shedkeeper
On a thousand islands in the sea I see a thousand sheds just like mine A hundred sheds in the snow I watch them collapsing, falling in a row We live always in a shed It's going to be so quiet in the shed tonight A thousand sheds in the sea It's a shame
And a hundred years ago A sailor trod this shed I stood herein Take me away everyone When it hurts thou
From my head to my shed From the words in the book I see a shed that would bring me luck From my head to my shed To my teeth, through my nose You get these sheds wrong You get these sheds wrong Everytime You get these sheds wrong I just smile
But from my head to my shed From my knees to my eyes Everytime I watch the sheds For these last few days leave me a shed But for these last few days leave me a shed Leave me a shed
PARADISE - SISTER SHED
If we left this shed, we could walk the earth together If you let me down, I will live in you forever I want you, I want you, I need you, I need you I want you, I want you, I need you, I need you If we could find a shed, we could go through time together If we could hold our own, we'd devastate the shed forever There's no shed where we can't go There's no shed where I have been There's no shed I can show There's no shed in between Sheddy, I could have seen you there, Sheddy, I need you everywhere I want you, I want you, I need you, I need you I want you, I want you, I need you, I need you Sheddy, I could have seen you there When I looked into your shedless eyes, I saw you everywhere There's no shed where you can hide There's no shed that I can't find There's no end to leave me clean There's no reason I have seen If you find me on my own, you could live your shed forever Shall we leave our shed alone, maybe we'll go now or never Sheddy, I could've seen you there When I looked into your shedless eyes, I saw you everywhere I want you, I want you, I need you, I need you I want you, I want you, I need you, I need you I want you, I want you, I need you, I need you I want you, I want you, I need you, I need you
Forbidden SHED - SHEDimon
There's not a post While you're in this kind of shed Too much tea to drink But not enough for most You weeded my blooms Now I've got to potter I wish I'd been around when you started this thread
Give me a spade I'd show you what I could do You're in the shed And I'm not in there with you You may be tasty But you're no bacon sandwich And you're the only gardener I ever knew
And it's too late to leave the shed We have bad Irrelevant threads
There is a Mick Who lives in a northern shed Holding a brush Painting fair Chorley red If he had the sense He'd leave there tomorrow He wouldn't even bother to go to Tesco
But it's too late to leave the shed We have been bad Irrelevant threads
Would you make me tea If you thought I was wrong You deserted me When it was too strong Would you make me tea Would you make me tea
Would you make me tea If you thought I was wrong You deserted me When it was too strong Would you make me tea
But it's too late to leave the shed We have been bad Irrelevant threads
THE PERFECT SHED - SHEDSRUS
I stood there beside myself Thinking hard about the weather Then came by a friend of mine Suggested we garden together Then I knew it from that morn This friend of mine would mow the lawn Pretending not to see his mower I turned my hosepipe setting to shower
I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's
I have always thought alot About my Alottment plot Tonight I should have stayed in my Shed Dreaming of my Flower Bed He has always been a clot I thought he was a Flowerpot Pretending not to see his mower I flipped the switch to kill the power
I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's I know you know We believe in a land of Shed's
Blue Monday - SHEDSRUS
What do you use to treat that wood like you do? When you've shown your hands to me And told me how you got the scar I guess I was mistaken I thought I was going to paint Tell me, what shall I do Tell me now, what shall I do
Those who brought the Shed to me Lived through their vocations From the panels until completion They'll build it from the floor And I still find it so hard The Timber they use today But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me It’s in the price I will pay
I see a shed in the Garden Iv’e put it on display But if it wasn't for my good fortune I'd have to wait another day And I thought I’d get the bacon And I thought I heard you speak Tell me how do you want it Tell me now, how do you want it
Now I stand here painting... I thought I told you to leave me While I walked down to the decking Tell me how does it feel When the Shed takes hold
SHed Him - SHEDimon
Some days you rake your leaves away These times I turn my grass to hay A rose I once deadheaded pricked me Some mulch and fertiliser 'round the tree Only when beans aren't out of season They're planted beyond your fence, right along
Small boy weeds, watering in a great shed He paints creosote on the fence above him White pansies, black pines surround me Repotted, so close to the tree This is the reason that I dig here To be so near to such a small gnome
Shed required, shed required...
What Do I Want For Tea? - SHEDimon
There is one tool, of which I would buy four. It is a new spade, I'll store it in my shed. When it is cooler, I'll go outside and weed. But now I can't garden:
Cos' it is too hot for me, It's not how it used to be. You've taken my rain away, Ruining every seed.
She eh eh eh eh eh ed x4
Cos' it is too hot for me, It's not how it used to be. You've taken my rain away, Ruining every seed.
Give me some tea, this thirst I could die from. They are all wilting, the plants that I once grew. But what does it matter, if all my plants are dead. It suddenly hit me:
What do I want for tea? It's not how it used to be. You've taken my plants away, But I have still got my shed!
She eh eh eh eh eh ed x4
