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2 May 2006, 01:25

Dracula's Shed

What’s the matter here Something ain’t growing Tell me it’s not true All the seeds I've been sowing

There was a time I’d dig around the bed Get down on my knees outside the shed But you came in the night and took my seeds To Dracula’s Shed and left me weeds

Now I’ve gotta tell you that you’ve gotta hoe I want you to stay but you’re gonna go Don’t leave me alone you'll tear all my hoses You’re in control (don't kill my roses)

So goodbye mud You were not clean You came today But now you leave I can’t complain I shouldn't cry You once were wet But now ou're dry

You can’t keep on pruning How far do you think you’d get? You've got the mower if you want it But the grass is wet

I dig hard just to keep you by my side Every day and almost every night In the end you took away my flowers Left me alone (for hours and hours)

So goodbye mud You were not clean You came today But now you leave I can’t complain I shouldn't cry You once were wet But now ou're dry

SHEDi xxx

2 May 2006, 01:29

if only i felt a bit more creative than i feel now.

2 May 2006, 01:29

Mike, I also have Forbidden Shed and What Do You Want For Tea? which I will post/mail lyrics for later if I get a chance... I have also been working on ideas for Rock The Shed, Dracula's Shed, Shed (The Price Of Love) and Getting A Shed With It, which I may get time to post today... It's all dependent on squirrels... A family of the furry little fuckers are apparently living in our attic!!! So I'm squirrel-busting today...

Great

can you post WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR TEA, sound ace

2 May 2006, 01:49

Rock The Shed

I've been accused of gardening From Timbuctu to old Berlin I need some compost for my tree I need to stop and have some tea I've been wide-eyed but couldn't sing I stand accused of watering

I believe in conifers I believe in evergreens I believe this shed of ours is giving me adrenaline When I hear a sapling sigh When I see an old shrub die That's just the way it is

Rock the shed, rock the shed, rock the shed, rock the shed Rock the shed, rock the shed, rock the shed, rock the shed

Yeah that's the way it is

I tied each sweetpea to a cane I put my seedlings in a coldframe The pines were there all in a row By the washing line, they all grow My trowel laid on my kneeling mat I swear to you I saw a bat I've seen one hundred thousand sheds And you're the one who moderated my threads These shed threads

I believe in conifers I believe in evergreens I believe this shed of ours is just a den of vice and sins And even in the darkest shack We could post th daftest crap And we could get it back

Get it back, get it back, get it back, get it back Get it back, get it back, get it back, get it back

I believe in conifers I believe in evergreens I believe this shed of ours is giving me adrenaline Ten thousand years ago Crawling on the floor Well get up Ed It's time to rock the shed

Rock the shed, rock the shed, rock the shed, rock the shed Rock the shed, rock the shed, rock the shed, rock the shed

It's time to shed up

SHEDi xxx

2 May 2006, 01:51

SHEDSRUS wrote:

Mike, I also have Forbidden Shed and What Do You Want For Tea? which I will post/mail lyrics for later if I get a chance... I have also been working on ideas for Rock The Shed, Dracula's Shed, Shed (The Price Of Love) and Getting A Shed With It, which I may get time to post today... It's all dependent on squirrels... A family of the furry little fuckers are apparently living in our attic!!! So I'm squirrel-busting today...

Great

can you post WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR TEA, sound ace

Have emailed you Forbidden Shed & WDIWFT? and a couple of others that may have been missing from your list... Will send the next batch when I have finished posting them... 'World' has now been subtitled (The Price Of Mud)...

SHEDi xxx

2 May 2006, 01:52

even more gold.

2 May 2006, 02:01

calling all Sheds:

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 May 2006, 02:15

J.A.K wrote: calling all Sheds:

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an interesting choice of words for shed thread.

2 May 2006, 02:16

Have emailed you Forbidden Shed & WDIWFT? and a couple of others that may have been missing from your list... Will send the next batch when I have finished posting them... 'World' has now been subtitled (The Price Of Mud)...

Any chance you could mail em here:

mike.garrity@galagroup.co.uk

2 May 2006, 02:40

Done!

SHEDi xxx

2 May 2006, 02:47

J.A.K wrote: calling all Sheds:

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheddist! :nonono: :evil4:

2 May 2006, 02:52

Great Stuff Dave :clap:

2 May 2006, 02:52

SISTER SHED wrote:

J.A.K wrote: calling all Sheds:

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheddist!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

2 May 2006, 03:49

J.A.K wrote: calling all Sheds:

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:

I hope we get a better reception than this when we come to see new order in Liverpool!!

“Language Timothy”

Do you know any girls named off ???

2 May 2006, 05:20

/me pokes head round door

"anybody home"?

2 May 2006, 05:31

yeh. i'm still her, but only just.

2 May 2006, 05:47

I'm here, can't revise, to stressed for tommorow, eaten George's last easter egg, bad mother

2 May 2006, 05:49

Lucyjane wrote: I'm here, can't revise, to stressed for tommorow, eaten George's last easter egg, bad mother

LOL stealing from the wee'uns, that's low :D

nothing he wont do back to you one day I suppose, I steal my mum's last bit of chocolate all the time :D

2 May 2006, 05:54

So bored I'm going to watch Neighbours, have sunk to the lowest of the low.

2 May 2006, 05:55

no, idly poking a computer with no real purpose other than to avoid neighbours is probably lower.

2 May 2006, 06:08

good night you lot.

breaking news three men and a dog broke into the oz big brother house. what is the world coming to?

2 May 2006, 07:25

Evening/night all...

Hot off the press:

Shed (The Price Of Mud)

I turn sideways in my bed keep my thoughts from other's sheds It's a jungle, I'm a giraffe Hear me whinge, but never laugh

So I'm keeping out the shed only posting on-topic threads But it's too late to go back ther's such passion for the shack

That's the price of mud (that's the price of mud) Can you feel it (can you feel it) If we could throw it now (that's the price of mud) how long would it last (that's the price of mud)

And if this post's irrelevant I have wasted the time spent I turn sideways to the door and won't post any more

That's the price of mud (that's the price of mud) Can you feel it (can you feel it) If we could throw it now (that's the price of mud) how long would it last (that's the price of mud)

SHEDi xxx

2 May 2006, 07:35

For all those who have been spending time in the shed, rather than with loved ones recently...

Getting A Shed With It

I've been forking in the rain Just to get wet on purpose I've been digging by myself Not to forget just to feel worse I've been getting a shed with it before my wife (Getting a shed)

However I look it's clear to see That I love shed more than you love me However I look it's clear to see I love you shed than you love me

I hate that mower It makes me feel so worthless I'm an original strimmer But when I'm with shed I couldn't care less I've been getting a shed with it before my wife Getting a shed with it before my wife (Getting a shed)

However I look it's clear to see That I love shed more than you love me However I look it's clear to see I love shed more than you love me I love shed more than you love me More than you love me

You thought I gave up raking the leaves A long long time before I guess I like it but I can't tell you I wish you never saw That it's been true all my life Yes it's been true all my life

I've been potting by myself Just to suggest that I'm selfish (Getting reborn) I've been trying to compost That more is less and I'm lost (I should now mow the lawn)

However I look it's clear to see I love shed more than you love me However I look it's clear to see I love shed more than you love me I love shed more than you love me I love shed more than you love me

Getting a shed with it...

That's it for the mo(w)... Diggy - will mail these in a bit...

SHEDi xxx

2 May 2006, 09:19

brilliant shedimon.....demented, borderline insanse, but brilliant.

2 May 2006, 09:22

Steve Campbell wrote: brilliant shedimon.....demented, borderline insanse, but brilliant.

It's the shed... It brings out the best in me... :crazy: The fact that I've spent the day trying to evict a family of squirrels from my loft hasn't help... You know what got the furry fuckers out in the end - high volume Aphex Twin... You couldn't make it up... :nuts:

SHEDi xxx

2 May 2006, 09:44

SHEDimon wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: brilliant shedimon.....demented, borderline insanse, but brilliant.

It's the shed... It brings out the best in me... The fact that I've spent the day trying to evict a family of squirrels from my loft hasn't help... You know what got the furry fuckers out in the end - high volume Aphex Twin... You couldn't make it up...

SHEDi xxx

" I care becaue you do" ?

2 May 2006, 09:48

What's the price of mud? :evil4:

2 May 2006, 11:46

What's the price of mud?

A Glastonbury Ticket :evil4:

2 May 2006, 12:27

SHEDSRUS wrote:

What's the price of mud?

A Glastonbury Ticket

LOL, half the slightlynarrow's kit has mud from what was it 97? the year of the ultimate quagmire.....all Rich's stuff, rucksacks and what have you, has kilos of it caked in, from whence much of it transfered onto out cables and, when dried, inside are various trick-boxen. Thus, glastonbury has played at the snss, rather than the other way around.

2 May 2006, 12:33

I'm in the shed.

Had a BITCH of a day.

:(