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[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: ...If you got that notion, I second that Sunlotion
I'm moving to bolton Jem, because at least then it will be MY local Govt taxes being spent to keep you online and entertaining :D
knobhead. 
But i like it in Bolton, i have nowhere else to go. They won't understand me anywhere else. I'll be a social outcast. Stay in your own country spudmuncher.
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: But i like it in Bolton, i have nowhere else to go. They won't understand me anywhere else. I'll be a social outcast. Stay in your own country spudmuncher.
Nope, me passport defo says "right of abode round the corner from Jem". Look , this can be beneficial, just show me the house you want, I'll move in next door, within 3 months it will have lost 75% of it's value. You really don't deserve me you horrid girl.
Lovely weather
just cooking a pork chop 
drinking a bottle of wine which i bought with the £9.72 i found down the back of the sofa today :D 
what's the most amount of money you've ever found down the back of the sofa??
£££££££££££££££££££££££?????????????
The Shedkeeper wrote: Lovely weather
just cooking a pork chop
drinking a bottle of wine which i bought with the £9.72 i found down the back of the sofa today :D
what's the most amount of money you've ever found down the back of the sofa??
£££££££££££££££££££££££?????????????
£1 MILLION.Chorley Natwest Heist 1997......but i did HIDE it there!
The Shedkeeper wrote:
what's the most amount of money you've ever found down the back of the sofa??
£££££££££££££££££££££££?????????????
Me dads pockets usually empty themselves on there, must have found about £15 quid at times.
SHEDSRUS wrote: Nice Shed Chris, does it have a First floor?
What do you store in it?
Doesn't have a first floor, and I can't say what I store in it for legal reasons.
SHEDSRUS wrote: Nice Shed Chris, does it have a First floor?
What do you store in it?
His EGO
Sheddo wrote:
The Shedkeeper wrote:
what's the most amount of money you've ever found down the back of the sofa??
£££££££££££££££££££££££?????????????
Me dads pockets usually empty themselves on there, must have found about £15 quid at times.
Get on MSN man 
The Shedkeeper wrote: what have i missed? is that you in your avatar ,Maya?:D
Actually, no: Maya is the girl in my avatar
No Ben no shed wrote:
The Shedkeeper wrote: what have i missed? is that you in your avatar ,Maya?:D
Actually, no: Maya is the girl in my avatar
that's that one cleared up then
it's a lovely evening. i might go for a walk.
The Shedkeeper wrote: Lovely weather
just cooking a pork chop
drinking a bottle of wine which i bought with the £9.72 i found down the back of the sofa today :D
what's the most amount of money you've ever found down the back of the sofa??
£££££££££££££££££££££££?????????????
I'm just cooking a pork chop as well and chips!
May join you on the wine, as well, Johnny...
As for money down the sofa... Since the fucking remote control ends up there about once a day, not very much stays down there for long...
SHEDi xxx
I'm working on Special a few ideas so far
.............. It isn't what it used to be I wake up every night In the shed Waiting for the posts to come Every post of mine Is a waste of time Only tomorrow knows Why do we post when we can borrow This time we knew No shite or sheds There's nothing left
It was always bollocks It was like watering the garden I'm intoxicated Every time I see you post I try to post sense But nothing is the same
It wasn't that I didn't try It's not the kind of thing, that you post Written in my profile Life is but a dream Covered by the shed Stop saying that you're banning shite Look at your life before you start on mine I'm not the kind of poster that you need I'm sick of trying I mean that it's over
It was always bollocks It was like posts down the drain I'm intoxicated Every time I see your post I try to remember But no post is the same It was always bollocks it was like posts down the drain
Patiently you moan at me You're so blind I thought it couldn't be Then changed my post PoSting in the endless sea Post all that shite The traces of your memory Don't belong with mine
SHED wrote:
SHEDSRUS wrote: Nice Shed Chris, does it have a First floor?
What do you store in it?
His EGO
The Shedkeeper wrote: I'm working on Special a few ideas so far
.............. It isn't what it used to be I wake up every night In the shed Waiting for the posts to come Every post of mine Is a waste of time Only tomorrow knows Why do we post when we can borrow This time we knew No shite or sheds There's nothing left
It was always bollocks It was like watering the garden I'm intoxicated Every time I see you post I try to post sense But nothing is the same
It wasn't that I didn't try It's not the kind of thing, that you post Written in my profile Life is but a dream Covered by the shed Stop saying that you're banning shite Look at your life before you start on mine I'm not the kind of poster that you need I'm sick of trying I mean that it's over
It was always bollocks It was like posts down the drain I'm intoxicated Every time I see your post I try to remember But no post is the same It was always bollocks it was like posts down the drain
Patiently you moan at me You're so blind I thought it couldn't be Then changed my post PoSting in the endless sea Post all that shite The traces of your memory Don't belong with mine
The Shedkeeper wrote: I'm working on Special
Nice one, fella... I was thinking that I need to have a go at Love Vigilantes, as it's my favourite NO tune and it's about time I massacred it! And the first line is perfect for today...
Oh I've just dug, the garden in the sun...
SHEDi xxx
Once in a while I need a shed So why won't you let me recover It's just a time to give me head But sometimes we divide each other
Maybe we could find a time Eliminate what's on your mind We'd do everything we could in bed Our presence in the neighbourhood and my mother's shed
We could break every plank Anytime we wanted to crank Don't be afraid to live in here Lets defend the things in the mirror.
I want to be up in the tree I could be called Lucree Tell me I'm wrong in doing the hop Set me free and I'll hop to the shop
Maybe we could find a time To elevate what's on your mind Recreate for me and the dog You look just like a hog.
We could break every plank Anytime we wanted to crank Don't be afraid to live in here Lets defend the things in the mirror.
Elevate what's on your shelf Eliminate what's in your bin.
Hey Vietshed Vietshed Vietshed
Vietshed Vietcred Vietbed Vietlead. Yesterday I got a shelf from my gardener fighting in Vietsaid.
and this is what he had to say: 'tell all my friends that I'll be fixing them soon
my time 'll be up some time in june. Don't forget' he said 'to tell my sweet Jenna
her golden nipples as sweet as milk'. And it came from: Vietshed Vietshed Vietshed
Vietshed Vietcred Vietbed Vietlead!
It was just the next day his snake got a Telegram
it was addressed from Factory. Now mistress Brown she lives in the U.S.A and this is what she wrote and said: 'Don't be alarmed' she told me the telegram said
'but mistress Brown your son is dead !' and it came from: Vietshed Vietshed Vietshed
Vietshed Vietcred Vietbed Vietlead!
Somebody please stop that war now ! Vietshed Vietshed Vietshed
Vietshed Vietcred Vietbed Vietlead!
The harder they come The harder they fall One and all.
SHEDimon wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: nah, i've gone to bed.
In bed AND in the Shed - flash bastard! You got that Treo thing yet then? :)
SHEDi xxx
no not yet. i think sometime this month though.
Spud Vigilantes
Oh I've just dug The garden in the sun Some tiling to be done Up on the roof With our gnomes oh so brave your flower beds we will save With our trowels and our spades And some help from Bob
I want to use my BBQ My wife and child waiting for food I've got to get flame Or I'll be to blame, you see
You just can't believe The way I raked my leaves When I finally had some tea And I was nearly done Oh I went to the shed my seedlings were all dead For my plum tree I would die But I will see it bloom
I want to use my BBQ My wife and child waiting for food I've got to get sparks Or the wife'll kick my arse, you see
When I walked up the path My wife she had to laugh And with tears her eyes were sore I did not know why Then I looked into her fist And I realised she was pissed She said that I was a f@*#ing c?&t And she wanted me dead
I want to use my BBQ My wife and child waiting for food I've got to get heat Or the wife she will beat, beat me
SHEDi xxx
Wonder if Barney would consider using any of our lyrics in the near future? We might finally get AOC, but as Age Of Conshed... 
SHEDi xxx
