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duroc wrote: fucktard overload in the chat room tonight
Forgot about that... Will I need full body armour?
SHEDi xxx
SHEDimon wrote:
duroc wrote: fucktard overload in the chat room tonight
Forgot about that... Will I need full body armour?
SHEDi xxx
no man, you have the wit and intelligence to cope :)
Only problem is I'm on the missus' laptop and I remember having problems downloading the Java update on this before... Will give it a go - can't be bothered to go and get my own machine...
SHEDi xxx
I've just popped in there - will be leaving shortly... Bloody nuthouse... And that's coming from someone who enjoys mlife in the Shed... 
SHEDi xxx
Go on then... For a limited time, I'll do requests... I'll have look for one now and if I get any requests in the next 30 minutes, I'll have a go at them as well at some point - easy day at work tomorrow, so should have time...
SHEDi xxx
For all those of us who yearn to return to a simpler time, when sheds were sheds... None of this new-fangled metal box rubbish (sorry Ron!)...
It's an oldie...
Failures (Of The Modern Shed)
Don't speak of creak-free doors, A failure of the Modern Shed, In the shed with a crate of Coors, This lot's gonna hurt my head. Love in a Viking Shed, Break the mower of your father's lawn, Drawn to an funny gnome, He was thought of as the only one, He was thought of as the only one.
He no longer denies, All the failures of the Modern Shed No, no, no, can't get inside, Sees the failures of the Modern Shed. Weatherboards and cups of tea, Tell the story of our garden tree. New shed is a nice touch, Fence and creosote make it all too much. With a spade injury, Broke the metatarsal of a lesser man, Some other rake can see, In the Shed it was a bit of fun, In the Shed it was a bit of fun.
He no longer denies, All the failures of the Modern Shed. No, no, no, can't get inside, Sees the failures of the Modern Shed Now that it's pesticides, In his time he was an organic man, Taken from Scarecrow's side, Kept in cold-frames just to prove who's wrong. He no longer denies, All the failures of the Modern Shed. No, no, no, can't get inside, Sees the failures of the Modern Shed, All the failures of the Modern Shed.
SHEDi xxx
I come into the SHED after a NIGHT like this and see some QUALITY songs!
Well done SHEDHEADS
LONG LIVE THE SHED
Rocket Pissed
SHED wrote: I come into the SHED after a NIGHT like this and see some QUALITY songs! Well done SHEDHEADS LONG LIVE THE SHED
PisS-HED... 
SHEDi xxx
SHED wrote: Cheers DUDES-THE SHED -the place where LIKED minded TOOLS can gather!
And remember: A rolling gnome gathers no moss...
SHEDi xxx
Well i met KATE MOSS tonight but she ain't no GOOD.I said THE DRUGS DON't WORK.And she said FCUK YOU ROCKET THEY DO!
Nah, they just make it worse... Anyone else been sworn at by a coke-addled supermodel this evening?
SHEDi xxx
I don't know - it confused me at midnight last night, when it was first mentioned - 10 hours later... 
SHEDi xxx
