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6 May 2006, 14:31

Prescott Reshuffled (Yik yik)

So he get's caught shagging his secretary, keeps his job but they take all of the work off him?

Can't wait to get back to work on Monday - I'm having a bit of that!

:sex:

Edit: Now I think about it - he got Labour re-elected by punching that dickhead in the face for chucking an egg at him.

Anyone know his address? I think he deserves a Viking badge!

6 May 2006, 14:34

The poor man has suffered enough! I mean, have you seen his mrs? Scary! :D

6 May 2006, 14:39

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: Anyone know his address? I think he deserves a Viking badge!

John Prescott Saltshouse road Hull

He once rang up to complain when my taxi driving cousin wheelspun his gravel drive apart after not getting a tip :lol:

6 May 2006, 14:39

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:

Edit: Now I think about it - he got Labour re-elected by punching that dickhead in the face for chucking an egg at him.

Anyone know his address? I think he deserves a Viking badge!

Fighting'n'shagging - is he a closet chav? :lol:

SHEDi xxx

6 May 2006, 14:49

Ha ha - I can just see the look on his face when the badge arrives.

I'd better put a bit of a note in there, explaining that it's in honour of his antics.

6 May 2006, 14:52

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: Ha ha - I can just see the look on his face when the badge arrives.

I'd better put a bit of a note in there, explaining that it's in honour of his antics.

Ask him if he's got a ticket for Liverpool and, if so, fancies meeting up for a beer beforehand... :lol:

SHEDi xxx

6 May 2006, 14:58

No way, Snorri - he might punch one of us...

And that's if we're LUCKY :lol:

6 May 2006, 15:00

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: No way, Snorri - he might punch one of us...

And that's if we're LUCKY

I'd rather take a punch off him than be shagged by him :uhoh: :D

He can be an honorary Viking :lol:

6 May 2006, 15:05

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: Prescott Reshuffled (Yik yik)

So he get's caught shagging his secretary, keeps his job but they take all of the work off him?

Can't wait to get back to work on Monday - I'm having a bit of that!

:sex:

Edit: Now I think about it - he got Labour re-elected by punching that dickhead in the face for chucking an egg at him.

Anyone know his address? I think he deserves a Viking badge!

:eek:

You have a "diary keeper" at work too????

6 May 2006, 15:09

Yes I do Bonz - and if it means keeping my job and having all the work taken off me, he's getting it on Monday :nod:

6 May 2006, 15:14

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: Yes I do Bonz - and if it means keeping my job and having all the work taken off me, he's getting it on Monday

:nonono: What a fucking result! The work bit i mean! :evil4:

6 May 2006, 15:32

Shug wrote:

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: No way, Snorri - he might punch one of us...

And that's if we're LUCKY

I'd rather take a punch off him than be shagged by him :D

He can be an honorary Viking

Funny cos that's EXACTLY what a girl said to me LAST night before i HIT her in the gob! :laugh: :wink:

6 May 2006, 15:33

SHED wrote:

Shug wrote:

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: No way, Snorri - he might punch one of us...

And that's if we're LUCKY

I'd rather take a punch off him than be shagged by him :D

He can be an honorary Viking

Funny cos that's EXACTLY what a girl said to me LAST night before i HIT her in the gob!

Typical norvener!!!!!!! :evil4:

6 May 2006, 15:34

Bonzette wrote:

SHED wrote:

Shug wrote:

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: No way, Snorri - he might punch one of us...

And that's if we're LUCKY

I'd rather take a punch off him than be shagged by him :D

He can be an honorary Viking

Funny cos that's EXACTLY what a girl said to me LAST night before i HIT her in the gob!

Typical norvener!!!!!!!

You FIGHTING or SHAGGING then? :laugh: :evil4:

6 May 2006, 15:36

SHED wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

SHED wrote:

Shug wrote:

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: No way, Snorri - he might punch one of us...

And that's if we're LUCKY

I'd rather take a punch off him than be shagged by him :D

He can be an honorary Viking

Funny cos that's EXACTLY what a girl said to me LAST night before i HIT her in the gob!

Typical norvener!!!!!!!

You FIGHTING or SHAGGING then?

Fighting geezer!!! :nod: :laugh:

6 May 2006, 15:37

SHED wrote:

You FIGHTING or SHAGGING then?

Chorley you don't need to ask.

(See what I did there?)

6 May 2006, 15:39

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:

SHED wrote:

You FIGHTING or SHAGGING then?

Chorley you don't need to ask.

(See what I did there?)

No- was it a magic trick???

6 May 2006, 15:39

Chorley NOT :evil4:

6 May 2006, 15:48

SHED wrote: Chorley NOT

:laugh:

But i should chorley be in bed................i have a BIG day tomorrow and i've gone off the rails today (again):\ohwell: :laugh:

6 May 2006, 15:51

Should be a fantastic day at Highbury. Hope the hammers turn up, like they did at Highbury :lol:

6 May 2006, 15:56

:cry:

You people have ruined my lovely Prescott thread.

6 May 2006, 15:57

duroc wrote: Should be a fantastic day at Highbury. Hope the hammers turn up, like they did at Highbury

:laugh: You lie!!!!!!!

Feel like i'm going through a divorce tomorrow!

:cry:

Never mind, at least i have custody of MY seat! :nod: :evil4:

6 May 2006, 16:01

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:

You people have ruined my lovely Prescott thread.

:baby:

Well, getting back on topic. Personally, does shagging some bird make you a bad politician??

Kennedy and Clinton were some of the finest political leaders and they put it about, yet, they really made some major political progress that had significant influence on the world! :nod:

I can do serious! :wink:

(Politics Degree):D :laugh:

6 May 2006, 16:01

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: Prescott Reshuffled (Yik yik)

So he get's caught shagging his secretary, keeps his job but they take all of the work off him?

My main concern is what's gonna happen with the continuing Falmer Stadium saga...

Chris :\ohwell: