mike powell wrote: FUCK ME I CANT BELIVE IT,this just breaking news on granada reports. ian curtis alive??? new order arested??
greater manchester police have announced that following a tip of from the public that mr curtis has been found alive and well despite being help captive in a cellar in macclesfield (wonder where that was eh)for over 25 yrs and fed on little more than shepards pie and vimto mr curtis was in remarkable shape. the members of new order have all been arested and charged with kidnap,false imprisonment,fraud,and false reporting of a death after dawn raids on their respective homes.
the police spokseman went on to alaborate how mr curtis had been forced to write lyrics for the band during captivity and that the kidnap and imprisonment was brought about by sheer greed after mr curtis had threatened to leave the group in 1980.
it appears that mr curtis had been sending coded messages to the outside world in a bid to make people away of his plight "help me somebody help me,i wonder where i am?" was one quote that the spokesman quoted amongst others. despite his ordeal mr curtis was keen to know how his work had been recieved during his absence "jetstream" in particular as mr curtis judged it to be one of his best works.
at this point footage is shown of an bearded ian wearing a thermal blanket and holding a cup of soup being led to an ambulance from what looked like a farm building,as the doors was being closed he could be seen throwing of the blanket and starting to dance whilst shouting J.E.T.
if i hadnt of seen it with my own two fucking eyes i wouldnt have believed it,what a bunch of cunts new order are eh
Very good!
