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8 May 2006, 04:50

BREAKING NEWS!!

From the Daily MAil:

HOME ALONE HEATHER

"Apart from the nine days he spent in a Japanese jail on drug charges, Sir Paul McCartney was never apart from his first wife Linda. So it is perhaps no wonder that tongues have started wagging after it emerged that the former Beatle and his second wife Heather have spent five nights away from each other".

:eek:

Oh my God! FIVE days apart!! What an arsehole, how dare he leave her for FIVE WHOLE DAYS! I hope she's going to file for divorce! Nobody deserves to be treated like that.

:nonono:

8 May 2006, 04:52

So the Daily Mail reports on things other than the country being flooded by asylum seekers?!!

8 May 2006, 04:57

Occasionally!

8 May 2006, 05:04

He was away sorting out her birthday present, a new plane.

She's still going to use a razor on the other leg, though.

8 May 2006, 05:06

:bow:

8 May 2006, 05:08

My 2nd wife once left me for 9 years.It ended in D I V O R C E :laugh:

8 May 2006, 05:11

How many wives do you have you bigamist?

8 May 2006, 05:13

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: How many wives do you have you bigamist?

Only 2 then a 10 year relationship.But i am YOUNG! :laugh:

8 May 2006, 05:33

Old Blue wrote: He was away sorting out her birthday present, a new plane.

She's still going to use a razor on the other leg, though.

: :clap: very sharp!

8 May 2006, 05:33

Paul or Will?

Either way, you're a shit popstar.

8 May 2006, 06:11

Story is bollox.....cos it suggests he stayed with linda all the time...come ON..NOBODY could stomach that tuneless grooveless meat-products-labelled-veggie witch on a constant basis.....even WITH a gay little hofner bass to play.

8 May 2006, 06:15

I know, he'd have to have popped out for a secret burger loads of times.

8 May 2006, 08:24

As i may have mentioned before, tapes of Linda's monitor mixes ( that's what comes through her wedge monitor, usually the performer's own output plus something to keep in with) used to change hands for silly money at the Audio Engineering Show, so hilarious were they, she is alledged to make Bez look like a talented and integral part of Happy Mondays. Never found them online tho, a shame.

Just shows what twisted evil monsters monitor engineers are tho, the years of abuse and torture makes them that way.

8 May 2006, 13:57

I read that a few times - that they never slept in different beds in the whole time they were married.

That probably explains why he let her join his band.

I suppose something had to.

8 May 2006, 17:44

To be fair to Heather...she is married to Paul McCartney. If she tried to make a run for it, she wouldn't get very far.......

He keeps her other leg locked away when he goes out :evil4: :nonono: :rofl: :uhoh: :shrug: