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:abovelol: If only that were true

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What the whole site or just the shed? I'm sure I don't talk insane crap all of the time. 99.9999999% of the time? yes of course I'm a bird, 'tis me job. Anyone know what n.o.r.w.i.c.h. stands for or should I tell ye?

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I vaguely remember, but no.

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Minx wrote: What the whole site or just the shed? I'm sure I don't talk insane crap all of the time. 99.9999999% of the time? yes of course I'm a bird, 'tis me job. Anyone know what n.o.r.w.i.c.h. stands for or should I tell ye?

*Taps foot* Tell us I'm a bit of a thicko aswell :scratch:

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Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home:laugh:

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I live in a place called Horwich - think of one for that.

Hmmm,

Huge organ...

Hands on rear...

:ignore:

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Its a shed light district in here!

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Afternoon folks... Good to be back in the Shed and on NOOL... While the site was down yesterday, I even wandered over to have a shufty round WIM... Not only did they have no Shed, there was no patio area, no outside toilet, not even a small lockable tool storage cupboard... I have the seen the darkside but I have returned... :nod:

SHEDi xxx

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Leave Me A Gnome wrote: Afternoon folks... Good to be back in the Shed and on NOOL... While the site was down yesterday, I even wandered over to have a shufty round WIM... Not only did they have no Shed, there was no patio area, no outside toilet, not even a small lockable tool storage cupboard... I have the seen the darkside but I have returned... :nod:

SHEDi xxx

Nowhere to put your tools? Disgrace.

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[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: I live in a place called Horwich - think of one for that.

Hmmm,

Huge organ...

Hands on rear...

:ignore:

:scratch: Hands On Rump When I Come Hollering

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I live in Belgrade. Beat that, Minx :laugh:

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Hold on right when...

:blush:

I can't do it sorry, i'm too embarassed!!!

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Belgrade Each Little Girl Rides A Dozen Everytime

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Plain Lazy wrote: I live in Belgrade. Beat that, Minx :laugh:

Holland already did:ignore:

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[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Belgrade Each Little Girl Rides A Dozen Everytime

Classy!:crazy:

So if I can find another 11 are we on?:clap:

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Boatraceface wrote:

Plain Lazy wrote: I live in Belgrade. Beat that, Minx :laugh:

Holland already did:ignore:

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!

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Plain Lazy wrote: I live in Belgrade. Beat that, Minx :laugh:

Busty Exotic Lady Grabs Rump And Dick Ere

SHEDi xxx

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Plain Lazy wrote: I live in Belgrade. Beat that, Minx :laugh:

Be Extremely Lucky Getting Really Amorous Down Ere

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:jawdrop:

I know this much is true..... :evil4:

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When's the next shed game gonna be?

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Minx wrote: When's the next shed game gonna be?

:topic:

:evil4:

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Plain Lazy wrote: :jawdrop:

I know this much is true..... :evil4:

Spandau-Fckuin-Ballet.... AGAIN!!!! :nono:

SHEDi xxx

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Plain Lazy wrote:

Minx wrote: When's the next shed game gonna be?

:topic:

:evil4:

:nuts: WHAT? I replied it was lame but I replied Anyway be warned because......

Minx Ain't No Cutie Her Evil Streak Terrifies Even Rioters

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Leave Me A Gnome wrote:

Plain Lazy wrote: :jawdrop:

I know this much is true..... :evil4:

Spandau-Fckuin-Ballet.... AGAIN!!!! :nono:

Communication let me down.......... :cry:

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I defy anyone to come up with anything good with BANGOR LOL.

Hicksy Only Relaxes When Ibuprofen Cures Hangover

Believing Every Lashed Girl Readily Always Deludes Everyone

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Can't a moderator impose a no more spandau ballet lyrics rule?

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Minx wrote:

:nuts: WHAT? I replied it was lame but I replied Anyway be warned because......

Minx Ain't No Cutie Her Evil Streak Terrifies Even Rioters

shitting myself here :laugh:

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Minx wrote:

Plain Lazy wrote:

Minx wrote: When's the next shed game gonna be?

:topic:

:evil4:

:nuts: WHAT? I replied it was lame but I replied Anyway be warned because......

Minx Ain't No Cutie Her Evil Streak Terrifies Even Rioters

Was gonna do one about me and where I live, but this one was crying out to be posted:

Crazy Aunty Maya Becomes Randy If Downloading Gnome Erotica

:eek: :lol:

SHEDi xxx

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