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Doctor? wrote:

Dam That River wrote:

Doctor? wrote: yes i think jack makes a fine shed caretaker.

More level headed than the rest of us fuckups that's for sure :thumb:

here's yer 10p...... :lol:

you aint half cut down on posting Cambo lad :nod:

When I aint working or sleeping I am grinding my teeth and seething abut getting stitched up on pay, not to mention plotting legal manouvres.

It takes all the niceness in me to be my life and soul self in work, when I come home I'm WAY too bitter and twisted ti be allowed in polite company, or even NOOL :D

I will return eventually tho, make no mistake.

:evil4:

No one else give such consideration Doc.... fair few bitter and/or twisted noolers around(meself included.) Hope it all improves soon for you though.:wink: :thumb:

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I know what you mean ,Cambo.i restrain myself from going on here within an hour or two of getting home from work.Best to chill out first:smoking:

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Minx wrote:

Til that point I will hover/lurk/mooch around in the house ....... (Yes I know I'm special...very 'special'.) :laugh: :blush: :laugh:

Thought for one moment you were offering to do the cleaning there Minx - was just about to invite you round to my BBQ...

:laugh:

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go out in the sun Minx. just wear a visor :rofl:

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:abovelol::rofl: A very good reason to avoid the sun

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Chris Nash wrote:

Minx wrote:

Til that point I will hover/lurk/mooch around in the house ....... (Yes I know I'm special...very 'special'.) :laugh: :blush: :laugh:

Thought for one moment you were offering to do the cleaning there Minx - was just about to invite you round to my BBQ...

:laugh:

:nono: Actually I Do usually help tidy up the next day, not hoovering though too loud.:laugh:

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kin ell ! it's reallly kicking off in Lebanon and Israel :(

Just weird when they mention places in northern Israel that Hizbollah have targeted with rockets.I've been to some of those places.This pales to insignificance of course ,compared to the fear those civilians are going through at the moment.Looks like it's going to get a lot worse

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my mate reckons this is the start of world war 3

and the sad thing is, i can see it happening :(

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Hi Cozzie!

:love2: :love2: :love2:

OK, I'm outta here, back later! :)

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Dam That River wrote: my mate reckons this is the start of world war 3

and the sad thing is, i can see it happening :(

If you and Cozzie are in the same room, I reckon that'd be WW III.:laugh:

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Christopher Owens wrote:

Dam That River wrote: my mate reckons this is the start of world war 3

and the sad thing is, i can see it happening :(

If you and Cozzie are in the same room, I reckon that'd be WW III.:laugh:

nah

all that would be is me LEAVING said room abruptly :nod:

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Dam That River wrote:

nah

all that would be is me LEAVING said room abruptly :nod:

What if it turned out she was one of these clingy types who grabbed your leg and followed you everywhere?:laugh:

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Christopher Owens wrote:

Dam That River wrote:

nah

all that would be is me LEAVING said room abruptly :nod:

What if it turned out she was one of these clingy types who grabbed your leg and followed you everywhere?:laugh:

then i would have to saw off my own leg :eek: :nod:

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:abovelol: :abovelol:

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No worries, Jack's leg is safe. ;)

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why not saw off Cozzie's arm instead??:evil4:

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Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: No worries, Jack's leg is safe. ;)

your's ain't tho!

get out while you can! before you meet her! ;)

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Dam That River wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: No worries, Jack's leg is safe. ;)

your's ain't tho!

get out while you can! before you meet her! ;)

And miss out? Wouldn't dream of it. :)

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i wish you two would tone it down a bit tho

example: cozzie just posted sumthin to do with you and her in the blue monday thread

and the point in that was? :shrug:

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Dam That River wrote: i wish you two would tone it down a bit tho

example: cozzie just posted sumthin to do with you and her in the blue monday thread

and the point in that was? :shrug:

I guess the point was that Blue Monday reminds her of her boyfriend, because it's one of his favorite songs.

Surely no worse than what other NOOLers are doing. In fact, it's far more restrained than say, constantly fishing for compliments from NOOLers you want to shag, as some do. :nod:

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Comrade, you said you were posting pictures....

Where are they?:evil4:

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Christopher Owens wrote: Comrade, you said you were posting pictures....

Where are they?:evil4:

The only pictures of me are in my profile. :nod:

All the other pictures on NOOL belong to somebody else. :evil4:

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Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

All the other pictures on NOOL belong to somebody else. :evil4:

:uhoh: :wink:

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fishing for compliments from people other NOOLers want to shag? :crazy:

names comrade?

:confused2:

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:ignore:

:lol: :rofl: :evil4:

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dunno what you're on about then

unless you're talking about yourself wanting to shag Cozzie :ignore:

:confused2:

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Nope. :)

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what you on about then?

lost me :crazy:

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Yesterday's satire, Jack. ;)

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And now for today....

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