The Shed

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: lol... I think Comrade, the point was about arguing on the internet. Not sure WTF you are warbling about now.

Somebody took a swing at me, unprovoked. I swung back. If anybody here, including FrogChorus, had some SadBint taking unprovoked potshots at them, they'd have done the same.

And I daresay that if anybody else here, including FrogChorus, had an internet bully taking constant potshots at their girlfriend, they'd step in too.

I think perhaps you are taking this forum a little bit too seriously right now. Frog Chorus is a newbie to the shed (as far as I am aware), and made a point about arguing on the internet. Nothing malicious or directed at all, unless Cozzie is a retard.

As far as I can see, anything said on the net is fair game. If you choose to advertise yourselves on here, then suffer the consequences.

You could have kept it all quiet, and no-one would be none the wiser.

Yeah i am newbie to the Shed Well said Burt!

Christopher Owens wrote: PEACE!!!!

Comrade, calm down. It's a forum. I've had swings at me before, but I brush it off.

It's

Just

A

Messageboard.

Owens, good-natured piss-taking is all great fun, it's what makes NOOL a great place to visit.

There's a difference between good-natured piss-taking and cheap potshots from bullies. I've never started a fight here, but if someone wants to start in with me, I'll take 'em on. End of.

NOOLigan wrote: yeh me bad. i hijack every thread and turn it into a personal observation about how little i know about life.

Exactly. And then you bully younger NOOLers for doing less.

FrogChorus wrote:

wrote:

And I daresay that if anybody else here, including FrogChorus, had an internet bully taking constant potshots at their girlfriend, they'd step in too.

Yeah, i might step in, but not to the overreacting way you have.

How do you know it's over-reacting? You've got 26something posts to your name. No offense, but you haven't seen the shite here yet, so you're not exactly in a position to determine what's fair play and what's over-reacting.

can we not just start a "Comrade vs The World" thread or something?

the shed used to be fun. now its just gay. nobody cares about all this. well i don't give a shit anyway. take yer crap out of the shed.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: PEACE!!!!

Comrade, calm down. It's a forum. I've had swings at me before, but I brush it off.

Just

A

Messageboard.

Owens, good-natured piss-taking is all great fun, it's what makes NOOL a great place to visit.

There's a difference between good-natured piss-taking and cheap potshots from bullies. I've never started a fight here, but if someone wants to start in with me, I'll take 'em on. End of.

It's me and you

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

FrogChorus wrote:

wrote:

And I daresay that if anybody else here, including FrogChorus, had an internet bully taking constant potshots at their girlfriend, they'd step in too.

Yeah, i might step in, but not to the overreacting way you have.

How do you know it's over-reacting? You've got 26something posts to your name. No offense, but you haven't seen the shite here yet, so you're not exactly in a position to determine what's fair play and what's over-reacting.

First off, i do have the ability to read previous pages and see what has been said. When bored, i've been known to do this.

Secondly, when you write an essay outlining all the 'shite' that's been said, i can kinda get the jist of whats happened

Just because you have 8000 posts doesn't mean you can disregard what i say because i post less than you. i came on this light-hearted, but obviously you've had a bad day, so i'll stop trying to inject a bit of humour into all this

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

We need humour!

Dam That River wrote: can we not just start a "Comrade vs The World" thread or something?

the shed used to be fun. now its just gay. nobody cares about all this. well i don't give a shit anyway. take yer crap out of the shed.

Jack.

There are two other people involved here.

One is SadBint, who took a potshot at me, in the Shed, for no reason whatsoever, while I was asleep. When I responded, people were shocked that *I* would "argue in the Shed."

The other is Ron, whose every post, when he's not trying to curry favior with a woman he wishes he could shag, is directed at bullying Cozzie. For all I know, come to think of it, maybe his bullying tactics are another way of currying favor. Whatever. He's been in this up to his eyeballs.

The *ONLY* reason this has been in the Shed is because that's where SadBint and Ron have been taking their potshots.

If either one of them was in here tangling with you, you'd be firing back in here as well, I'm sure.

yeh i'm a big bully too. i believe i'm not the only person who has ever had a problem with cozzie's posts. you yourself included comrade, and you call me a hypocrite. remember, i know what you thought of her before you two hooked up.

i believe i'm doing her a favour by pointing out where she where she's going wrong. if that is bullying so be it. as far as i know you are still the only person who used foul language in the shed.

NOOLigan wrote: yeh i'm a big bully too. i believe i'm not the only person who has ever had a problem with cozzie's posts. you yourselfe included comrade, and you call me a hypocrite. remember, i know what you thought of her before you two hooked up.

i believe i'm doing her a favour by pointing out where she where she's going worng. if that is bullyining so be it. as far as i know you are still the only person who used foul langauage in the shed.

I reckon trying (and failing) to correct her problems, (albeit in a harsh way) is better then trying to knob her..

FrogChorus wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

FrogChorus wrote:

wrote:

And I daresay that if anybody else here, including FrogChorus, had an internet bully taking constant potshots at their girlfriend, they'd step in too.

Yeah, i might step in, but not to the overreacting way you have.

How do you know it's over-reacting? You've got 26something posts to your name. No offense, but you haven't seen the shite here yet, so you're not exactly in a position to determine what's fair play and what's over-reacting.

First off, i do have the ability to read previous pages and see what has been said. When bored, i've been known to do this.

Secondly, when you write an essay outlining all the 'shite' that's been said, i can kinda get the jist of whats happened

Just because you have 8000 posts doesn't mean you can disregard what i say because i post less than you. i came on this light-hearted, but obviously you've had a bad day, so i'll stop trying to inject a bit of humour into all this

OK, fair enough. The usual tactic around here has been to make a cheap shot, and then to rely on the fact that nobody is going to read back to see what has been said. And my reference to your post count isn't just about what was said today. It's about months of shite that's been going on. I agree about keeping NOOL light, but I'm not going to be anybody's punching bag here, and I'm going to step in when my girlfriend's being attacked, and it's appropriate for me to step in. I'm fine with humor, as you'll find out in time, but I didn't start this, and I'm not backing down.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: yeh i'm a big bully too. i believe i'm not the only person who has ever had a problem with cozzie's posts. you yourself included comrade, and you call me a hypocrite. remember, i know what you thought of her before you two hooked up.

i believe i'm doing her a favour by pointing out where she where she's going wrong. if that is bullying so be it. as far as i know you are still the only person who used foul language in the shed.

I reckon correcting her problems, (albeit in a harsh way) is better then trying to knob her..

you could have waited until i corrected the typos lol.

NOOLigan wrote: yeh i'm a big bully too. i believe i'm not the only person who has ever had a problem with cozzie's posts. you yourself included comrade, and you call me a hypocrite. remember, i know what you thought of her before you two hooked up.

You are a bully, Ron. You're 38, and she's 19, and all you ever do, when you're not trying to curry favor, is to bully a teenager.

Oh what a brave, brave man you must be.

Show me where, in any email, or in any thread, where I've said something negative about Cozzie's posts. The *ONLY* conversation I ever had about Cozzie was with Peely, who emailed me and asked me what I thought about Cozzie. My answer was that I hadn't really paid any attention to Cozzie's posts, but that I thought there may have been some misunderstandings because English isn't her first language.

And yes, others here take her to task as well. And some of them aren't even hypocrtical about it. Burt, for example, bullies her as well, but at least he has the good grace not to be hypocritical about it. Although, to be fair, he should be hounding your hijacking, self-referential, crap-posting arse right out of here as well.

i believe i'm doing her a favour by pointing out where she where she's going wrong. if that is bullying so be it. as far as i know you are still the only person who used foul language in the shed.

You are smarmy and sarcastic and mean-spirited, and then you have the gall-- I know it's not balls, so it must be gall-- to cast yourself as her hero?

You bully her, in almost every post now. And all for things you do in abundance. She hijacks threads, so you point that out to her? You're the all-time king of hijacks. She makes self-referential posts? You have made more self-referential posts than anybody else here. She posts crap? One look at your posts and we can all see who the king of crap posting is.

Yes, Ron, that's bullying.

And yes, Ron, when you tell me you don't like seeing us in the Shed, I tell you to fuck right off. You don't like it? Then stop being an arse. Or leave. I don't care which.

Bloody hell i am OFFLINE for a few days and look what has happened to the SHED.My son has nicked me an OLD PC from work so that i could get online and RESTORE law and ORDER.Keep SEX and SLAGGING OUT of the SHED....nothing in this game for three in a BED!Come on guys and gals.Keep it real!If i told you about the HELLISH weekend i have HAD with women you would But must go now.But RON and COMRADE please RESPECT the lawn and keep ON the grass.Too much alcohol makes you MAD.Don't end up like ROCKET.Chill and thanks for an entertaining READ,but at this rate we may need to CLOSE THE SHED and get a TENT! Rocket Mick-the SHED's spade of HONOUR. Evening RON Night MINX Night COMRADE And a BIG HELLO to all the NEWCOMERS to the SHED

SHED wrote: Bloody hell i am OFFLINE for a few days and look what has happened to the SHED.My son has nicked me an OLD PC from work so that i could get online and RESTORE law and ORDER.Keep SEX and SLAGGING OUT of the SHED....nothing in this game for three in a BED!Come on guys and gals.Keep it real!If i told you about the HELLISH weekend i have HAD with women you would But must go now.But RON and COMRADE please RESPECT the lawn and keep ON the grass.Too much alcohol makes you MAD.Don't end up like ROCKET.Chill and thanks for an entertaining READ,but at this rate we may need to CLOSE THE SHED and get a TENT! Rocket Mick-the SHED's spade of HONOUR. Evening RON Night MINX Night COMRADE And a BIG HELLO to all the NEWCOMERS to the SHED

SHED wrote: Bloody hell i am OFFLINE for a few days and look what has happened to the SHED.My son has nicked me an OLD PC from work so that i could get online and RESTORE law and ORDER.Keep SEX and SLAGGING OUT of the SHED....nothing in this game for three in a BED!Come on guys and gals.Keep it real!If i told you about the HELLISH weekend i have HAD with women you would But must go now.But RON and COMRADE please RESPECT the lawn and keep ON the grass.Too much alcohol makes you MAD.Don't end up like ROCKET.Chill and thanks for an entertaining READ,but at this rate we may need to CLOSE THE SHED and get a TENT! Rocket Mick-the SHED's spade of HONOUR. Evening RON Night MINX Night COMRADE And a BIG HELLO to all the NEWCOMERS to the SHED

words from the wise

Time for a new Shed mebbe?

can i be the moderator of the shed?i'll change my name to solomon.

the middle-east may burn, but we have the shed.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: yeh i'm a big bully too. i believe i'm not the only person who has ever had a problem with cozzie's posts. you yourself included comrade, and you call me a hypocrite. remember, i know what you thought of her before you two hooked up.

You are a bully, Ron. You're 38, and she's 19, and all you ever do, when you're not trying to curry favor, is to bully a teenager.

Oh what a brave, brave man you must be.

Show me where, in any email, or in any thread, where I've said something negative about Cozzie's posts. The *ONLY* conversation I ever had about Cozzie was with Peely, who emailed me and asked me what I thought about Cozzie. My answer was that I hadn't really paid any attention to Cozzie's posts, but that I thought there may have been some misunderstandings because English isn't her first language.

And yes, others here take her to task as well. And some of them aren't even hypocrtical about it. Burt, for example, bullies her as well, but at least he has the good grace not to be hypocritical about it. Although, to be fair, he should be hounding your hijacking, self-referential, crap-posting arse right out of here as well.

i believe i'm doing her a favour by pointing out where she where she's going wrong. if that is bullying so be it. as far as i know you are still the only person who used foul language in the shed.

You are smarmy and sarcastic and mean-spirited, and then you have the gall-- I know it's not balls, so it must be gall-- to cast yourself as her hero?

You bully her, in almost every post now. And all for things you do in abundance. She hijacks threads, so you point that out to her? You're the all-time king of hijacks. She makes self-referential posts? You have made more self-referential posts than anybody else here. She posts crap? One look at your posts and we can all see who the king of crap posting is.

Yes, Ron, that's bullying.

And yes, Ron, when you tell me you don't like seeing us in the Shed, I tell you to fuck right off. You don't like it? Then stop being an arse. Or leave. I don't care which.

whoopdy doo, so she is 19. she is an adult. i don't discriminate.

me the all time thread hijacker come on that surly is a title you hold, same as with the king of crap.

i make self referential posts yes. most of them happen to be in my own threads.

as for those emails. you very well know what you said in the chatroom.

evening Mick.

NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: yeh i'm a big bully too. i believe i'm not the only person who has ever had a problem with cozzie's posts. you yourself included comrade, and you call me a hypocrite. remember, i know what you thought of her before you two hooked up.

You are a bully, Ron. You're 38, and she's 19, and all you ever do, when you're not trying to curry favor, is to bully a teenager.

Oh what a brave, brave man you must be.

Show me where, in any email, or in any thread, where I've said something negative about Cozzie's posts. The *ONLY* conversation I ever had about Cozzie was with Peely, who emailed me and asked me what I thought about Cozzie. My answer was that I hadn't really paid any attention to Cozzie's posts, but that I thought there may have been some misunderstandings because English isn't her first language.

And yes, others here take her to task as well. And some of them aren't even hypocrtical about it. Burt, for example, bullies her as well, but at least he has the good grace not to be hypocritical about it. Although, to be fair, he should be hounding your hijacking, self-referential, crap-posting arse right out of here as well.

i believe i'm doing her a favour by pointing out where she where she's going wrong. if that is bullying so be it. as far as i know you are still the only person who used foul language in the shed.

You are smarmy and sarcastic and mean-spirited, and then you have the gall-- I know it's not balls, so it must be gall-- to cast yourself as her hero?

You bully her, in almost every post now. And all for things you do in abundance. She hijacks threads, so you point that out to her? You're the all-time king of hijacks. She makes self-referential posts? You have made more self-referential posts than anybody else here. She posts crap? One look at your posts and we can all see who the king of crap posting is.

Yes, Ron, that's bullying.

And yes, Ron, when you tell me you don't like seeing us in the Shed, I tell you to fuck right off. You don't like it? Then stop being an arse. Or leave. I don't care which.

whoopdy doo, so she is 19. she is an adult. i don't discriminate.

The fuck you don't. Where were all your self-righteous attacks when Buffy was making love-eyes at BufferLow? What's the matter Ron? No balls when her boyfriend is a stone's throw away from your doorstep? Or do you only discriminate against some young love-struck women, but not against others?

me the all time thread hijacker come on that surly is a title you hold, same as with the king of crap.

You are an absolute fucktard. Do you not see the difference? Yes, I hijack threads. In fact, I have fun hijacking threads. I've had fun hijacking threads with you, when it was appropriate to do so.

I have NEVER, EVER bashed somebody else for hijacking threads. Yet you, for some unexplained reason, feel entitled to both hijack threads and to bash a teenager for doing far less hijacking than you have ever done. Fucking hypocritical of you.

As far as I can recall, I have never posted crap, Ron. I make stupid jokes-- even I think they're stupid. I post news articles. That's it. No endless pics of myself to fish for compliments, no endless "Hi, I just woke up" crap posts. And I have NEVER told somebody else that their post was crap. I have definitely disagreed with other people's viewpoints, but I've NEVER ridden somebody else's arse about posting crap. You do it everyday, and to somebody who has posted orders of magnitude less crap than you. Again, fucking hypocritical of you.

i make self referential posts yes. most of them happen to be in my own threads.

Something you've taken Cozzie to task for, you smug self-satisfied hypocrite. It's gall, not balls, Ronno.

as for those emails. you very well know what you said in the chatroom.

Before I knew her? Yes, I speculated with you about her. Speculation, nothing more. Now that I actually know her, and understand her, it's clear that I have a different opinion of her than do you.

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: yeh i'm a big bully too. i believe i'm not the only person who has ever had a problem with cozzie's posts. you yourself included comrade, and you call me a hypocrite. remember, i know what you thought of her before you two hooked up.

You are a bully, Ron. You're 38, and she's 19, and all you ever do, when you're not trying to curry favor, is to bully a teenager.

Oh what a brave, brave man you must be.

Show me where, in any email, or in any thread, where I've said something negative about Cozzie's posts. The *ONLY* conversation I ever had about Cozzie was with Peely, who emailed me and asked me what I thought about Cozzie. My answer was that I hadn't really paid any attention to Cozzie's posts, but that I thought there may have been some misunderstandings because English isn't her first language.

And yes, others here take her to task as well. And some of them aren't even hypocrtical about it. Burt, for example, bullies her as well, but at least he has the good grace not to be hypocritical about it. Although, to be fair, he should be hounding your hijacking, self-referential, crap-posting arse right out of here as well.

i believe i'm doing her a favour by pointing out where she where she's going wrong. if that is bullying so be it. as far as i know you are still the only person who used foul language in the shed.

You are smarmy and sarcastic and mean-spirited, and then you have the gall-- I know it's not balls, so it must be gall-- to cast yourself as her hero?

You bully her, in almost every post now. And all for things you do in abundance. She hijacks threads, so you point that out to her? You're the all-time king of hijacks. She makes self-referential posts? You have made more self-referential posts than anybody else here. She posts crap? One look at your posts and we can all see who the king of crap posting is.

Yes, Ron, that's bullying.

And yes, Ron, when you tell me you don't like seeing us in the Shed, I tell you to fuck right off. You don't like it? Then stop being an arse. Or leave. I don't care which.

whoopdy doo, so she is 19. she is an adult. i don't discriminate.

The fuck you don't. Where were all your self-righteous attacks when Buffy was making love-eyes at BufferLow? What's the matter Ron? No balls when her boyfriend is a stone's throw away from your doorstep? Or do you only discriminate against some young love-struck women, but not against others?

me the all time thread hijacker come on that surly is a title you hold, same as with the king of crap.

You are an absolute fucktard. Do you not see the difference? Yes, I hijack threads. In fact, I have fun hijacking threads. I've had fun hijacking threads with you, when it was appropriate to do so.

I have NEVER, EVER bashed somebody else for hijacking threads. Yet you, for some unexplained reason, feel entitled to both hijack threads and to bash a teenager for doing far less hijacking than you have ever done. Fucking hypocritical of you.

As far as I can recall, I have never posted crap, Ron. I make stupid jokes-- even I think they're stupid. I post news articles. That's it. No endless pics of myself to fish for compliments, no endless "Hi, I just woke up" crap posts. And I have NEVER told somebody else that their post was crap. I have definitely disagreed with other people's viewpoints, but I've NEVER ridden somebody else's arse about posting crap. You do it everyday, and to somebody who has posted orders of magnitude less crap than you. Again, fucking hypocritical of you.

i make self referential posts yes. most of them happen to be in my own threads.

Something you've taken Cozzie to task for, you smug self-satisfied hypocrite. It's gall, not balls, Ronno.

as for those emails. you very well know what you said in the chatroom.

Before I knew her? Yes, I speculated with you about her. Speculation, nothing more. Now that I actually know her, and understand her, it's clear that I have a different opinion of her than do you.

i am stunned.

No, I should be the one who is stunned, Ron. For all you are you're nothing but a coward.

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: No, I should be the one who is stunned, Ron. For all you are you're nothing but a coward.

oh dear. i'd better not say anything nasty here, or comrade will be down my throat.

You're pathetic.

To Ron: No, I will be at your throat.