Who's watching you here?! — Forum Archive

11 May 2006, 16:07

Who here knows that there's a silent surfer clocking the odd move that they make on these forums?!

From my own experiences I know of at least two women who've read up on my thoughts here in the past nine months or so, dropping stuff into conversations which I'd never told them directly. On one occasion landing me in a lot of hot water with a certain person whose ticket I gave away for the QEH to someone else who I'd denied taking along!! Those who know me will know who the two individuals are! I ain't naming their names for my own safety! But, if they're reading, Hello Girls!

And I also know of another onliner (naming no names!) who asked a few of us offline NOT to mention his social ongoings here for fear of reprisals elsewhere!

I know we all do it. You meet someone new and you can't help but google that individual to see if there's any more to be found out about them. Curiosity killed the cat though, and all that.

Anyone else here know for certain that they've been stalked?! Or, perhaps not stalked, just taken an interest in.

11 May 2006, 16:21

o eck !!!. light the touch paper and stand well back :laugh:

11 May 2006, 17:24

okay, that just freaked me out, Al. :uhoh:

11 May 2006, 19:17

....

whoa.

Name Names so we can hax0r

11 May 2006, 20:19

Al Jarvis wrote: that they've been stalked?!

haven't even visited the chat - room because apart from not having the time this last while- and that it took so long to setup, or upload whatever the JAVA script called for, wasn't clear if it was innocent masquerade chat or perhaps something more in there. knowing the user/ compared w/ a charade. Now there is/ may be some stalking going on out here.. ( fcuk. ) !

11 May 2006, 20:21

I always get a little freaked out when someone I know "in real life" (i.e., actually interact with on a farm behind the barn...em, I mean, in my daily routine :nervous: ) mentions that they've read something of mine (without me asking them to) or I start discussing something and they say "yeah, I read that on your blog" :eek:

If I had a girlfriend, I probably would change my name so when she asks "who is this Trevor guy that's on here all the time talking about how he can't get any", I can turn to her and look her straight in the eye, with my head held aloft and say: "Babe, that's just some loser. Come sit next to me, Comrade Shampanyov...I believe you left your glove here the last time we sipped shampanyov" :evil4:

11 May 2006, 20:30

Watch out for big brother.............

11 May 2006, 21:06

:laugh: I'm being watched by three people that I know of. One of them's just :nuts: and has followed me obsessively for a number of years now, one's the boyfriend, and the other is a gal who is just fascinated by my life for some reason to the point of mimicry.

I like my friends to have a bit of mystery, so I don't try to sort out where they've been and what they've said online for the past decade. I ain't creepy, y'know? You change so much in a decade or more, so why hold any one to anything they've said in the past if they haven't held the same notions for x number of years? :confused2:

Yup. Those're my thoughts on it.

11 May 2006, 21:50

We all do it?

I've googled myself, but never others Al :evil4:

Seriously... I'm not that bored ;)

And beside, the only thing I hate about this forum is that it's full of proofs that I should be working instead of being here.

Maybe people talk about me offline, I have no idea, but I don't think I'm that important :p

Well, now that I think of it, nobody I know what me here, except my sister once.. but I do remember a work collegue telling me his girlfriend read me in a reality tv forum.. I'm not sure I wanted anybody to know that :p

11 May 2006, 23:18

:nod:

mostly mates so it ends up in a bit of piss taking on a Friday night.

I was introduced to someone at work a while back called Dom Kershaw...I had to get him to repeat his name :laugh:

oh, and I gave our C2 Confusion track to a few people at work. It's got the Barney Army as the mp3 artist tag and a few asked is that your band name?. I do hope they havent googled it. :uhoh:

12 May 2006, 01:17

Spotnick wrote: We all do it?

I've googled myself, but never others Al

Seriously... I'm not that bored ;)

Don't think it's to do with boredom, Nic, it's simply having an inquisitive mind. I always like to know who I'm talking to. Girl gave me her email address recently and when I googled her I found out she was a happy hardcore DJ and her own website dedicated to her with lots of lovely pics of her, then read her notes on a forum (not dissimilar to this one) and could pick out a relationship history for her going back three years and even knew where she'd been on holiday.

Course, the banning order now stops me going within 200ft of her but, hey, I've got a decent extension on me camera lens. :evil4:

12 May 2006, 01:28

Parro Al

:laugh:

12 May 2006, 01:29

:lol: :clap:

Classic.

I know an ex bird used to keep tabs on me here back in the early days, but not anymore I don't think. Mrs Shug knows how much shite I talk, so I doubt she'd want to read it as well.

As for Googling people, I've done it once or twice in the past, but I'm far too lazy these days. I usually take people on what I see them write in here.

12 May 2006, 01:34

Mrs SHEDi thinks NOOL is a load of rubbish anyway, so I also doubt she'd bother looking on here... I don't think anyone else knows my username, though if someone was determined no doubt they could work it out... Don't think I've incriminated myself too much, though... :skeptic:

SHEDi xxx

12 May 2006, 01:38

just be careful what you put online. if you goolge me all you'll get is my nool profile, and a few old threads. not to forget that german soccer hooligan.

12 May 2006, 01:40

When i tried googling my name months ago, nothing came up, now it gives my profile - scary!

I'm going in altering my profile now!

12 May 2006, 01:43

I thought only your log in name could be googled (rather than your real name which you can hide)?

That's why I hide my forum details... then again it's all a bit pointless as you can quite easily find it out via my website.

I often wondered if one of my exes is stalking me; she recently got in touch and seemed to be fairly clued up...

:eek:

12 May 2006, 01:46

Barney Army wrote:

mostly mates so it ends up in a bit of piss taking on a Friday night.

I was introduced to someone at work a while back called Dom Kershaw...I had to get him to repeat his name

oh, and I gave our C2 Confusion track to a few people at work. It's got the Barney Army as the mp3 artist tag and a few asked is that your band name?. I do hope they havent googled it.

It's a common name in Lancs is mine.

more so than Army. :laugh:

12 May 2006, 01:53

Craig W wrote: I thought only your log in name could be googled (rather than your real name which you can hide)?

That's why I hide my forum details... then again it's all a bit pointless as you can quite easily find it out via my website.

I often wondered if one of my exes is stalking me; she recently got in touch and seemed to be fairly clued up...

I just googled my real name and everything came up, scary!

12 May 2006, 01:57

There's loads of people with the same name as me, so I'm not to worried about being Googled... And as far as I know none of them are hooligans/nooligans... :lol:

SHEDi xxx

12 May 2006, 02:00

don't panic everyone.

its a fact that most of the world is unaware of new order, and those that have heard of them think they're shite. so nothing to worry about really.

12 May 2006, 02:05

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Craig W wrote: I thought only your log in name could be googled (rather than your real name which you can hide)?

That's why I hide my forum details... then again it's all a bit pointless as you can quite easily find it out via my website.

I often wondered if one of my exes is stalking me; she recently got in touch and seemed to be fairly clued up...

I just googled my real name and everything came up, scary!

i just googled mine, and there's loads of me including a JK who's into pottery. hmmmmm!! pot(tery). but no sign of a NOOL jk. Cares anyway.

12 May 2006, 02:12

Just googled mine, it comes up with:

[PDF] Notification and Certification of Death File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML Ordering Forms. For supplies of Doctor's Certificate of Cause of Death/Notification booklets:. Contact...........

Now you'll all go there and find out my real name

:\ohwell:

12 May 2006, 02:22

Fay wrote: Just googled mine, it comes up with:

[PDF] Notification and Certification of Death File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML Ordering Forms. For supplies of Doctor's Certificate of Cause of Death/Notification booklets:. Contact...........

Now you'll all go there and find out my real name

:\ohwell:

You're dead, Fay? :confused2: :skeptic:

SHEDi xxx

12 May 2006, 02:24

SHEDimon wrote:

Fay wrote: Just googled mine, it comes up with:

[PDF] Notification and Certification of Death File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML Ordering Forms. For supplies of Doctor's Certificate of Cause of Death/Notification booklets:. Contact...........

Now you'll all go there and find out my real name

:\ohwell:

You're dead, Fay?

SHEDi xxx

:rofl: I work for Births, Deaths and Marriages. :rofl:

12 May 2006, 02:24

Lost a two year relationship as a DIRECT result of NOOL. In fairness it was at a difficult stage anyway but was condemned for good thanks to stuff on here. It's the reason why I changed my username. A few folk on here know the story. Don't ask me to repeat it. Not one of my proudest moments.

12 May 2006, 02:24

Fay wrote: Just googled mine, it comes up with:

[PDF] Notification and Certification of Death File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML Ordering Forms. For supplies of Doctor's Certificate of Cause of Death/Notification booklets:. Contact...........

Now you'll all go there and find out my real name

:\ohwell:

what is your estate like?

12 May 2006, 02:26

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: Just googled mine, it comes up with:

[PDF] Notification and Certification of Death File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML Ordering Forms. For supplies of Doctor's Certificate of Cause of Death/Notification booklets:. Contact...........

Now you'll all go there and find out my real name

:\ohwell:

what is your estate like?

I'll let you know when I get one. Oops but then I'll be dead. :brow:

12 May 2006, 02:36

Fay wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: Just googled mine, it comes up with:

[PDF] Notification and Certification of Death File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML Ordering Forms. For supplies of Doctor's Certificate of Cause of Death/Notification booklets:. Contact...........

Now you'll all go there and find out my real name

:\ohwell:

what is your estate like?

I'll let you know when I get one. Oops but then I'll be dead.

btw you gave me your name. :D

12 May 2006, 02:39

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: Just googled mine, it comes up with:

[PDF] Notification and Certification of Death File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML Ordering Forms. For supplies of Doctor's Certificate of Cause of Death/Notification booklets:. Contact...........

Now you'll all go there and find out my real name

:\ohwell:

what is your estate like?

I'll let you know when I get one. Oops but then I'll be dead.

btw you gave me your name. :D

ssshhhh!! :)

12 May 2006, 02:42

Fay wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: Just googled mine, it comes up with:

[PDF] Notification and Certification of Death File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML Ordering Forms. For supplies of Doctor's Certificate of Cause of Death/Notification booklets:. Contact...........

Now you'll all go there and find out my real name

:\ohwell:

what is your estate like?

I'll let you know when I get one. Oops but then I'll be dead.

btw you gave me your name. :D

ssshhhh!! :)

ok barnette. :lol:

12 May 2006, 02:51

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: Just googled mine, it comes up with:

[PDF] Notification and Certification of Death File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML Ordering Forms. For supplies of Doctor's Certificate of Cause of Death/Notification booklets:. Contact...........

Now you'll all go there and find out my real name

:\ohwell:

what is your estate like?

blue probably with nice shiny wheels

12 May 2006, 03:00

This is good I promise.

Just googled my name and got......... British Girls Adult Film Database - class!! :lol:

Edit - googled even!

12 May 2006, 03:01

J.A.K wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: Just googled mine, it comes up with:

[PDF] Notification and Certification of Death File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML Ordering Forms. For supplies of Doctor's Certificate of Cause of Death/Notification booklets:. Contact...........

Now you'll all go there and find out my real name

:\ohwell:

what is your estate like?

blue probably with nice shiny wheels

Nah, run-down, with groups of chav teens hanging around outside the chippy... :lol:

SHEDi xxx

12 May 2006, 03:04

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

12 May 2006, 04:23

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: Just googled mine, it comes up with:

[PDF] Notification and Certification of Death File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML Ordering Forms. For supplies of Doctor's Certificate of Cause of Death/Notification booklets:. Contact...........

Now you'll all go there and find out my real name

:\ohwell:

what is your estate like?

I'll let you know when I get one. Oops but then I'll be dead.

btw you gave me your name. :D

ssshhhh!! :)

ok barnette.

Clever :yeah:

12 May 2006, 04:38

Fay wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: Just googled mine, it comes up with:

[PDF] Notification and Certification of Death File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML Ordering Forms. For supplies of Doctor's Certificate of Cause of Death/Notification booklets:. Contact...........

Now you'll all go there and find out my real name

:\ohwell:

what is your estate like?

I'll let you know when I get one. Oops but then I'll be dead.

btw you gave me your name. :D

ssshhhh!! :)

ok barnette.

Clever

actually that wouldn't be a bad nool name for you.

12 May 2006, 04:52

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Fay wrote: Just googled mine, it comes up with:

[PDF] Notification and Certification of Death File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML Ordering Forms. For supplies of Doctor's Certificate of Cause of Death/Notification booklets:. Contact...........

Now you'll all go there and find out my real name

:\ohwell:

what is your estate like?

I'll let you know when I get one. Oops but then I'll be dead.

btw you gave me your name. :D

Yeah, I might just change it - well done.

ssshhhh!! :)

ok barnette.

Clever

actually that wouldn't be a bad nool name for you.

Yeah, well done - I might just have to go for a name change. Why didn't I think of that one myself?

12 May 2006, 05:31

Love the name change, Barnette!

12 May 2006, 05:36

Shed Peel wrote: Love the name change, Barnette!

i wouldn't change yours.

12 May 2006, 05:37

Yeah, Ron thought of it. He'll tell you why.:)

12 May 2006, 06:38

i know a few people with similar tastes that never post but lurk.

am a lot more careful about what i post now for the aforementioned reasons in this thread - people can find stuff out that can cause problems :nod:

at an old work place when you left they googled your name & based the speech on the mad results on that.

when you google my name you get hundreds of returns & most of them are me! :nonono:

12 May 2006, 06:44

hibster wrote: when you google my name you get hundreds of returns & most of them are me!

There's an interesting reference to you HERE.

Lots of mentions on buggery sites too, of the Bristaaal variety.

12 May 2006, 06:48

can't find the reference...

i'm on here though http://www.myspace.com/santadoguk & on i-tunes!

12 May 2006, 09:45

Nobody can google my name because it's not even in my profile, let alone as my nickname :laugh:

think before you become a NOOL member folks :teach:

12 May 2006, 10:20

I AM WATCHING ALL OF YOU!!!

bwahahahahaha

especially you, the girl sitting semi-nude in front of her computer...

12 May 2006, 10:28

ChrissMari is fun to google especially on GIS

my real name well nick name as well

i totally can't run for office because i make a mess on the internets

12 May 2006, 10:34

from some norweigen (i think) blog (http://todolan.blogspot.com/2006\_01\_01\_todolan\_archive.html)

"Female whose majority of friends are fags. Synonomous with "fruit fly".

Scarlet and ChrissMari are prime examples of what a faghag is all about.

However, there is a difference between a faghag and girl with a lot of gay friends.

Faghags are delusional heterosexual females who think even though they have a vagina, they will still be able to convince one of their homo friends to date them.

A great, yet very gay, example of this is the "Will & Grace & Vince & Nadine" episode of Will & Grace. (view the transcript here (http://www.durfee.net/will/scripts/s0707.htm)) In the episode, Will's current squeeze, Vince, has his faghag come over to meet Will and Grace. Retardation ensues, and Nadine tries to break up the relationship between Will and Vince. In the end, Grace sits Nadine down and explains she will never ever have Vince. That night, Nadine blows off Vince for dinner and has sex with a random man from the subway. The moral of the story is that because Grace realizes she will never have Will, she is not a faghag, and because Nadine is a stupid douche, she is a faghag.

This in no way changes the fact that Will & Grace is a shit TV show. "

too funny

12 May 2006, 12:09

Cyberstalking, arthouse eat your heart out ...

Even funnier is what you get on the second row if you googleimage al jarvis :uhoh: :uhoh:

12 May 2006, 12:31

Pat McCrotch wrote: I AM WATCHING ALL OF YOU!!!

bwahahahahaha

especially you, the girl sitting semi-nude in front of her computer...

Yer talk the talk,but can you walk the stalk? :crazy: (whilst patting yer crotch)

If some serial weirdo was ever to stalk me,at least they would be leaving someone else alone!!(See how thoughtful I was just there)

Tho I maintain male on male stalking is a bit much :nonono:

12 May 2006, 12:33

Pat McCrotch wrote: I AM WATCHING ALL OF YOU!!!

bwahahahahaha

especially you, the girl sitting semi-nude in front of her computer...

Yer talk the talk,but can you walk the stalk? :crazy: (whilst patting yer crotch)

If some serial weirdo was ever to stalk me,at least they would be leaving someone else alone!!(See how thoughtful I was just there)

Tho I maintain male on male stalking is a bit much :nonono:

12 May 2006, 13:01

aye...but you have already had your male stalker...no???

:crazy:

12 May 2006, 13:51

Pat McCrotch wrote: I AM WATCHING ALL OF YOU!!!

bwahahahahaha

especially you, the girl sitting semi-nude in front of her computer...

oh, crap.

well, i hope you enjoyed yourself. :shades:

12 May 2006, 14:22

AgentWood wrote:

Pat McCrotch wrote: I AM WATCHING ALL OF YOU!!!

bwahahahahaha

especially you, the girl sitting semi-nude in front of her computer...

oh, crap.

well, i hope you enjoyed yourself.

erm...I had stepped away from the computer...could you...ahhhhh, nevermind...

12 May 2006, 14:51

Pat McCrotch wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Pat McCrotch wrote: I AM WATCHING ALL OF YOU!!!

bwahahahahaha

especially you, the girl sitting semi-nude in front of her computer...

oh, crap.

well, i hope you enjoyed yourself.

erm...I had stepped away from the computer...could you...ahhhhh, nevermind...

ok. back now. showtime!

wait...lemme get the pasties....

12 May 2006, 19:40

James Thomas wrote: Cyberstalking, arthouse eat your heart out ...

Even funnier is what you get on the second row if you googleimage al jarvis

is third row the new 'second row' because I think that's funnier ...and too sexy.

I've had a sniff around people's profiles and explored some of the links but not googled anyone from NOOL before. it would be nice if there was more 'before they were infamous' type material but most of it seems quite recent...and decent. although google imaging my full name shares a bit of my past that I never knew was on the interweb. (since) yesterday

but in answer to your question Al, nobody is watching me here ... sob ...

12 May 2006, 20:10

Facsimile wrote:

but in answer to your question Al, nobody is watching me here ... sob ...

to the best of your knowledge.... :evil4:

13 May 2006, 06:04

Facsimile wrote: although google imaging my full name shares a bit of my past that I never knew was on the interweb.

I never knew you once worked at Top Man?! :eek3:

13 May 2006, 09:58

never had a stalker to my knowledge....but I've had a stork on from time to time :ignore:

13 May 2006, 12:48

Other Noolers…

:uhoh:

*be afraid… be very afraid

13 May 2006, 18:30

Several people, including

Steve Campbell Taboo #7 Burt Reynolds Comrade Cath Emma Peel State of Love and Trust Sheddo NOOLigan SHEDimon

The list goes on and on.

13 May 2006, 20:01

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Several people, including

Steve Campbell Taboo #7 Burt Reynolds Comrade Cath Emma Peel State of Love and Trust Sheddo NOOLigan SHEDimon

The list goes on and on.

:nervous: No, I'm not watching anything, just ignore me and continue that pillow fight with your sorority sisters

:p