Barney´s Angels

What has happened to Barney´s Angels on this site? They disappeared...almost all posts are from guys...I just wonder :\ohwell:

Their existence upset a lot of people, so they went quiet. And returned the website to it's proper male users.

They are all still around, besides those who have found boyfriends instead of NOOL - it's just that these days there's no MSN hijacking of threads for conversations!

Steve Campbell wrote: Their existence upset a lot of people, so they went quiet. And returned the website to it's proper male users.

I wouldn't say quiet!

Don't know about Barney's Angels, but I know that Hooky's Devils are looking for a founding member.

I speak as founding member of Steve's Quiet Life Inc.

Bonzette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Their existence upset a lot of people, so they went quiet. And returned the website to it's proper male users.

I wouldn't say quiet!

they've all gone quiet except this one Mrs D....we can't take her anywhere.

Don't ever recall threadjacking on this forum, do you Emily? Oh that's right, you're a viking now....or ugly, you decide ;)

mil wrote: Don't know about Barney's Angels, but I know that Hooky's Devils are looking for a founding member.

I speak as founding member of Steve's Quiet Life Inc.

I can do without the abuse this time, someone else can step up to the mic for this one.

Hooky's (w)hores anyone?

Boatraceface wrote: Hooky's (w)hores anyone?

I know that (Jack go and do something else for a wee minute if yer reading this mate) Leanne would join up....while trying to use Barney as a means to convert her to a New Orderist[1], she said "Aye he'd get it, but I bet that geezer with the bass was MUCH better before he got tubby" and then made those rude little evil laughs females sometimes make.

But Hooky, upon promting by les Angels Francais on the radio 6 show, said he'd quite like "hooky's devils" you see. Sadly for Hooky, his devils are likely to be made up not of the same party mammal females as the BA's but rather a bunch of loud, rude, objectionable, hairy MALE, bassplayers....and Ness and LJ( just in case there's a handbag with my name on it at a future gig for including them among the hairies) :D

Still wish I knew when ppl started taking BA's seriously, i fawt we woz avin a larf.

[1] A guy's gotta work with what he's got, and besides, it's either convert leanne or move to the brown isle.

Y`Know,i never really thought about if posts were by males or females. Although any girl who likes NO are beautiful in my book!

:ladysman:

[orange]steve[/orange][black]one[/black] wrote: Y`Know,i never really thought about if posts were by males or females. Although any girl who likes NO are beautiful in my book!

:ladysman:

Hell yeah, and rarer than hen's teeth round here :D

Steve Campbell wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Their existence upset a lot of people, so they went quiet. And returned the website to it's proper male users.

I wouldn't say quiet!

they've all gone quiet except this one Mrs D....we can't take her anywhere.

Don't ever recall threadjacking on this forum, do you Emily? Oh that's right, you're a viking now....or ugly, you decide ;)

:cough: I'm a Viking, obviously!

Oh dear, but that would make you both...isn't that like the 7th seal being opened or something...fire, pestilence, rains of newts and so on.

Yer the craziest of all I suspect Ems, even tho I am better briefed on the partying achievements of "others", I reckon you're the one that needs watching :D

the pink badge of silliness be praised.

I'm an equal opportunity NO lover. It just happened that I was offered membership in the BA's and I took it. As has been said before, there's never been any clause stating that you can't be a BA and Viking or whatever other group forms under the solidity of some interest into NO. At least that I am aware of.

One day I'll also get my Viking badge. I suppose that'll have to wait til I get across the ocean, though.

So, the BA's are out there, they just remain on the down low.

Mrs.Disco wrote: What has happened to Barney´s Angels on this site? They disappeared...almost all posts are from guys...I just wonder :\ohwell:

Still here! I've got some nice pictures to share (now that I have a scanner, yippie) if you're interested ;) Didn't know our barney drooling upset people, actually :o

Still here! I've got some nice pictures to share (now that I have a scanner, yippie) if you're interested

Yes I am VERY interested in any picture of Barney

Didn't know our barney drooling upset people, actually

Just nothing to care:D

No, really?!

credits, sort of: I scanned these from Dreams Never End - Claude Flowers. They sure make up for all the mistakes in there.. Ok, they're too big to actually post here, so here are the links:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/voxincident/no1.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/voxincident/aph.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/voxincident/barney2.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/voxincident/barney1.jpg

Thanks!!! Great pictures...especially that one: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/voxincident/aph.jpg:bow:

Mrs.Disco wrote: Thanks!!! Great pictures...especially that one: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/voxincident/aph.jpg:bow:

I know (as long as you don't mind some armpit hair )

Al Jarvis wrote:

melly wrote: As has been said before, there's never been any clause stating that you can't be a BA and Viking ...

Er, except for the fact you basically have to be female to be an Angel. Or, at the very least, fancy Barney!

And which of those is the exclusion clause then? No female vikings? or no vikings who fancy Barney?

We're here…

Thanks for the ugly/Viking option by the way…

loving New Order (and Barney) mean you have sometimes things to do outside from Nool lol…

of course Barney is the one…

we love you, yeah, yeah, yeah

karine wrote: We're here…

Thanks for the ugly/Viking option by the way…

loving New Order (and Barney) mean you have sometimes things to do outside from Nool lol…

of course Barney is the one…

we love you, yeah, yeah, yeah

Angel..................hopefully meet for a drink on Weds/ Thurs in paris, if you are still free.

Bonzette wrote:

karine wrote: We're here…

Thanks for the ugly/Viking option by the way…

loving New Order (and Barney) mean you have sometimes things to do outside from Nool lol…

of course Barney is the one…

we love you, yeah, yeah, yeah

Angel..................hopefully meet for a drink on Weds/ Thurs in paris, if you are still free.

of course I'm still 'free' lol

LOL, the truth is out....... Barney's Angels, merely an international pissup club :D

Actually Karine, bring a gag along cos meeting Emily on Weds is about as smart as meeting me on my way to Magny Cours for the French GP...unless you'd like to hear the history of Arsenal slurred at you...there's a reason they keep her sort out of Europe you know (FFS we blow things up and WE'RE still welcome ;) ) :D

I kid of course.

Nice to see you round these parts Karine, you have been quiet.

Steve Campbell wrote: LOL, the truth is out....... Barney's Angels, merely an international pissup club :D

Many thanks Steve !

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: LOL, the truth is out....... Barney's Angels, merely an international pissup club

Who have, er, yet to have an international pissup?!

Leaving that to Bonz and Karine :D

Being female excludes you from the vikings then? Errrrm, has anyone told Ness?

Rival outfit? Some pink badges for mental women, hardly an outfit and for the last time it was NOT my creation, you might wanna look at Bonz and Wino and Maya, instead of landing it all at my feet....I just did the decent thing and scored the badges. Suggesting I'm (we're)short on grey matter is a mistake and all

barney's angels...the vikings....

personally, my favourite club was our gang (the little rascals).

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Being female excludes you from the vikings then? Errrrm, has anyone told Ness?

Heavens above. Re-read all the above comments, Cambo. I said the Angels were exclusively female and the Vikings were not.

You'd be dangerous if you had half an IQ.

Well since I asked whether being female or fancying barney was the factor that prevented one becoming both, and you answered that being female was exclusive..... I suspect we'd both have to pitch in to gather up half an IQ matey.

Al Jarvis wrote:

melly wrote: As has been said before, there's never been any clause stating that you can't be a BA and Viking ...

Er, except for the fact you basically have to be female to be an Angel. Or, at the very least, fancy Barney! (He's a bit short for me, I'm afraid!).

The Vikings, on the other hand, are an Equal Opportunities Employer.

Don't need to be part of a club to fancy Barney. Oooooo, Barney, Ooooooooo, Barney - Oh Barney. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :sex: :sex: :sex: :sex: :sex: :sex: :sex::sex:

Sign up list for membership to Steves Quiet Life:

You can sign me up Mil! As long as you're the main organizer or something like that. Let's start planning badges and stuff then.

No more f'ing saudade wrote: You can sign me up Mil! As long as you're the main organizer or something like that. Let's start planning badges and stuff then.

Want some advive? Find another, friendly, website, cos you will get fuck all but grief here.

I still have about 20-30 BA's badges left and will be stuck with them in perpetuity cos I am too scared to raise the issue here again.

I still have about 20-30 BA's badges left and will be stuck with them in perpetuity cos I am too scared to raise the issue here again.

Can I have one?

Mrs.Disco wrote:

I still have about 20-30 BA's badges left and will be stuck with them in perpetuity cos I am too scared to raise the issue here again.

Can I have one?

absolutely, mail me ;)

Lets not start this again, bloody hell. Beer anyone ?

Don't worry Steve. I won't twat you with my handbag, although I can't speak for Ness!!

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Want some advive? Find another, friendly, website, cos you will get fuck all but grief here.

This is a nice friendly site.

But people will always get grief if they behave like absolute cocks.

An awful lot of them well. Or is it just me? and as I have said for some time, others are catching it on my behalf?

we thought we were having a wee laugh, I've asked many of the original angels and none of them ever thought it was anything else. And the shite that has come out of it is unbelievable.

Steve Campbell wrote: Want some advive? Find another, friendly, website, cos you will get fuck all but grief here.

This is a nice friendly site.

Not all the time, Al! FACT!

I'll take the full blame for the Barney's Angel era, but it was only a laugh that some people took seriously..........

Not me obviously, as i soon saw the light and defected!

Believe me, compared to some other forums I frequently visit, (and nmfsaudade knows about that), this place is indeed very friendly. It's a bit early for a beer, can I have some crisps instead?

Way to bust the thread there Bonzy

If that was my plan, it failed rather badly cos I don't think I'm in touch with anyone who contacted me for a badge. I wanted to do something nice and all I actually did was piss people off. I won't make that mistake again.

PS I need no help befriending women, I naturally get on better with chicks than most blokes. The problem comes with getting in their knickers, and I doubt there's too many lasses round here would drop em for 30p's worth of pink tin, and if they would I doubt I would want em.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: Not me obviously, as i soon saw the light and defected!

Good girl!

Pah....women'll follow their men into any old shite :D

Bonzy's a cool chick tho no matter what badge she wears. Changes sides faster than Italy, but a nice lass.

"sides" LOL

Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: Not me obviously, as i soon saw the light and defected!

Good girl!

She was hardly gonna see the light and follow his football, there are some things a girl just won't do!

Lucyjane wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: Not me obviously, as i soon saw the light and defected!

Good girl!

She was hardly gonna see the light and follow his football, there are some things a girl just won't do!

If you cut her in half she reads Arsenal the whole way through.

She's not fucking stupid either, she waited until she knew I'd posted her her DVD's before "coming out" LOL

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Bonzy's a cool chick tho no matter what badge she wears. Changes sides faster than Italy, but a nice lass.

Another nice lass ... er, who you've not actually met, have you, Cambo?!

Good at this, aren't you. Getting on with these women better than us other blokes!

Actually circumstances alone have prevented my meetin young Emily. Now would you please stop fucking antagonising me, you're only proving my original point. Maybe the women of this site are viking property and that's what's up yer arse, I dunno, honestly I do not care, you simply don;t like me, that's fine, that's up to you, but all this is nought but a bucket of pigshit. Now seriously fuckin leave it, this is DR not the fuckin shed.

Would anyone like a jelly baby?

I a woman of the NO boards - I'm not a viking! Never seen them live I'm no-ones property either!

Let's not fight people! All NO fans are classic.:)

Recall having a conversation with Ness en route to MEN earlier this year. She was talking about the strained and stressful internal politics of NOOL. I said something along the lines of "surely it's all about getting pissed???".

Ness shook her head, looked mournfully at the floor and said: "Martin, you have no idea".

Reading this thread, I now belatedly understand her point.

:D

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Actually circumstances alone have prevented my meetin young Emily. Now would you please stop fucking antagonising me, you're only proving my original point.

Don't get angry with me, Cambo.

And what is this 'original point' of which you speak?!

i'm not even in the same league as angry yet, but you are trying really rather hard. Maybe yer just having a wee laugh and I'm helping out by hanging on to the bait without even needing a hook, but it winds my watch a treat....cos I have been in a little cell for 2 years, and in the latter part of that time only 2 of my mates ( both female FWIW ) came visiting (when they didn't want something), and owing to that there are maybe 3 people from this site 1 I've met, 1 I haven't and 1 I may never meet, who count among my best friends. And that's the funny thing about this daft row we keep getting into. At the end of the day the kind of things that friends talk about, work very well via email, not perfectly that's for sure, but quite well. You share laughs, tell each other cool stuff, and talk about shit things that are going on in yer lives. Meeting people is nice, as Bonz puts it, it makes them real, but it's not essential unless it's more than a friend you want I suppose. I'll grant you it's entirely possible I could meet up with someone from NOOL at a gig, someone I thought was a mate and "my kind of person", and take one look in their eyes and run a mile.

And as to you proving my original point...it was that the whole thing proved to be far more grief than it was worth.

Fuck me dead, this whole thread has got me stumped. I've got no idea what everyone's so upset about. :\ohwell:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Recall having a conversation with Ness en route to MEN earlier this year. She was talking about the strained and stressful internal politics of NOOL. I said something along the lines of "surely it's all about getting pissed???".

Ness shook her head, looked mournfully at the floor and said: "Martin, you have no idea".

Reading this thread, I now belatedly understand her point.

:D

I had the same sudden epiphany myself when all this carry on kicked off.

Barnette wrote: Fuck me dead, this whole thread has got me stumped. I've got no idea what everyone's so upset about. :\ohwell:

Me either but there you have it.

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Recall having a conversation with Ness en route to MEN earlier this year. She was talking about the strained and stressful internal politics of NOOL. I said something along the lines of "surely it's all about getting pissed???".

Ness shook her head, looked mournfully at the floor and said: "Martin, you have no idea".

Reading this thread, I now belatedly understand her point.

:D

I assume that was whilst she adorned the Viking head gear!!!

Well, how politics can rear it's ugly head in a forum such as this puzzles me.

?

Steve Campbell wrote: ?

The little fella brings these party bags home from nursery with jelly babies in. It's nice to rediscover them. :D

I do like those opal fruit things though.

[orange]steve[/orange][black]one[/black] wrote: Y`Know,i never really thought about if posts were by males or females. Although any girl who likes NO are beautiful in my book!

:ladysman:

Don't make that mistake! I once dated someone almost solely because of their New Order interest - I lived to regret it (yes I was desperate at the time!)

PHD wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: ?

The little fella brings these party bags home from nursery with jelly babies in. It's nice to rediscover them. :D

I do like those opal fruit things though.

Yeah, it's hard to get the real jelly babies like that these days!!

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Recall having a conversation with Ness en route to MEN earlier this year. She was talking about the strained and stressful internal politics of NOOL. I said something along the lines of "surely it's all about getting pissed???".

Ness shook her head, looked mournfully at the floor and said: "Martin, you have no idea".

Reading this thread, I now belatedly understand her point.

:D

You see :D, better to read than get involved I say Martin!

Jelly babies are the universal sign of unexpectedly goodwilled silliness. And in addition, nobody truly evil ever eats jelly babies!!! U learn a lot watching Dr Who

a much more grown up theme I think, sweeties and kid's tv shows.

Steve Campbell wrote: Jelly babies are the universal sign of unexpectedly goodwilled silliness. And in addition, nobody truly evil ever eats jelly babies!!! U learn a lot watching Dr Who

a much more grown up theme I think, sweeties and kid's tv shows.

Spoken like a true Sci Fi fan. :)

This thread is about to be moved to BCD - no complaints accepted!

Ness Order wrote: You see :D, better to read than get involved I say Martin!

Ahhh if only I were as wise as you Ness :D

Question, could you date someone who loathed NO? (you can't have been that desperate or you'd not have bothered that he liked any type of music ;) )

oldmonkey wrote: This thread is about to be moved to BCD - no complaints accepted!

Complain? I was about to mail and ask for it

You're the one who raised it. Mysteries are too easy.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Ness Order wrote: You see :D, better to read than get involved I say Martin!

Ahhh if only I were as wise as you Ness :D

Question, could you date someone who loathed NO? (you can't have been that desperate or you'd not have bothered that he liked any type of music ;) )

Realistically I would have to say yes, but it would be hard. Instead I ended up with someone who knew nothing about them and didn't own one item of music.

A vacuous musical cavity which I filled by a gradual drip-drip of NO, JD took a while longer of course!

Like I said, a wise woman.

It's a talent.

So boys...on the subject of the shotgun thread?

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

Ness shook her head, looked mournfully at the floor and said: "Martin, you have no idea".

You're so LUCKY! Ness used your name AND did the mounful look at the floor at the same time?

The best I ever got was when she smiled at me when I was talking a picture of her. And she never uses my name!

(That's 'cos she always calls me Biggy )

Ness Order wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Recall having a conversation with Ness en route to MEN earlier this year. She was talking about the strained and stressful internal politics of NOOL. I said something along the lines of "surely it's all about getting pissed???".

Ness shook her head, looked mournfully at the floor and said: "Martin, you have no idea".

Reading this thread, I now belatedly understand her point.

:D

You see :D, better to read than get involved I say Martin!

The thing is, the conversation was about the pressure to stay a Viking or "defect" to Barney's Angels. Obviously, if you'd been considering the latter I would have had to step aside for a "quiet word".

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

The thing is, the conversation was about the pressure to stay a Viking or "defect" to Barney's Angels. Obviously, if you'd been considering the latter I would have had to step aside for a "quiet word".

HA! She made her mind up when I gave her the helmet!

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

The thing is, the conversation was about the pressure to stay a Viking or "defect" to Barney's Angels. Obviously, if you'd been considering the latter I would have had to step aside for a "quiet word".

HA! She made her mind up when I gave her the helmet!

Fnarr Fnarrr

I'm still here.

Vikings,Angels,Shedders..More firms here than in Scilly it seems,and the Mods are like the FBI

Admitt it,everyone likes a bit of needle just for needle's sake. NOOL is certainly not immune from tribal tendancies. You have to conclude its human nature sometimes. Starts off as one all encompassing New Order party then some split off to form the Lib Dems or the UKIP party!..Or Electronic,Monaco,Other Two if you will.. Pretty funny to watch...if it remains semi-civilised!

Mind you the side projects reunited back under the New Order banner..Will NOOL?

Just about sums it up perfectly BRF

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I'm still here.

Like there would ever be any confusion over that particular fact!

AgentWood wrote: barney's angels...the vikings....

personally, my favourite club was our gang (the little rascals).

Let me call you sweetheart! ;)

But presumably the He-Man Woman-Haters Club not your favorite?

mil wrote: Sign up list for membership to Steves Quiet Life:

Sounds rather innocent an' all. ;)

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

AgentWood wrote: barney's angels...the vikings....

personally, my favourite club was our gang (the little rascals).

Let me call you sweetheart! ;)

dividing people into factions is for little kids. which side is going to be the first to build a treehouse or have a secret handshake, i wonder?

is rodney king in bartlett's familiar quotations yet?

i did get a few badges when i was in girl scouts as a youngun', though. :D

Maybe you're onto something Woody.

We can't all be grown up all the time.

It's nice to bahave like a little kid sometimes.

But I don't know why I'm talking to you about it. You're a GIRL and girl's SMELL.

:yukyukyuk:

AgentWood wrote: dividing people into factions is for little kids. which side is going to be the first to build a treehouse or have a secret handshake, i wonder?

Quite relevant for the militarist nature of New Order ;)

We are the TURD batallion.

AgentWood wrote:

dividing people into factions is for little kids. which side is going to be the first to build a treehouse

not sure about the treehouse but a few have built a shed :D

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: Maybe you're onto something Woody.

We can't all be grown up all the time.

It's nice to bahave like a little kid sometimes.

But I don't know why I'm talking to you about it. You're a GIRL and girl's SMELL.

:yukyukyuk:

at least i don't have COOTIES like you!

What happened to Barney's Angels? They were replaced by the shed army of which i'm the founding member

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Al Jarvis wrote:

Shug wrote: Just trying to lighten this thread up a bit

Ah rrrright, so which Angel would you shag then?!

You know, assuming there wasn't a Mrs Shug.

In the interests of, you know, a kind of entente cordiale and all that. Hands across the ocean and all that bollocks.

Obviously an ugly one since all the pretty ones are vikings.

Nice meat market.

Time this cunt of a thread was locked....

Mohammed was a Jew! That should do it.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Obviously an ugly one since all the pretty ones are vikings.

Nice meat market.

Step down off your soapbox Cambo. There's a good lad.

I merely reminded you you think they're all mingers.

Besides, think of their feelings...imagine some poor lass seeing this and finding she ISN'T Shug's waking fantasy after all.

Shug wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: imagine some poor lass seeing this and finding she ISN'T Shug's waking fantasy after all.

I'm sorry, but I find that hard to believe

Yeah so do I, but it's hard to believe light is a wave and a particle, yet their you have it.

I know which 'angel' i would shag. and i don't mean a barney's angel!

:D

Shug wrote:

Re-phrase it to "which angel wouldn't you shag?" :D

Change 'Angel' to 'female' and we've got a Good Question...

...alright 'female human'.

Uncle Liam wrote: I know which 'angel' i would shag. and i don't mean a barney's angel!

A little harshly put, but OMG Liam that looks like an emryonic sweet streak you have there!!!!!!!!

/me wanders off wondering how Agent's been drugging Liam at such long distance.

Pathetic horny testosterone bastards, the lot of you!!

Uncle Liam wrote: I know which 'angel' i would shag. and i don't mean a barney's angel!

I KNEW IT!

Charlie Dimmock wrote: Pathetic horny testosterone bastards, the lot of you!!

You lot are right, they don't thank you for defending them LOL

I WAS gonna say "Maya's the girl for me" but just for that I wont :D

Al Jarvis wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: I know which 'angel' i would shag. and i don't mean a barney's angel!

I KNEW IT!

Oh right, thought Liam had just mispelt Angle?!

Hey, this one's got a nice Vertex. Phwoar!

That's just filth, still I wouldn't mind running my protractor over that. Hot theta!!!

Barney Army wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: I know which 'angel' i would shag. and i don't mean a barney's angel!

I KNEW IT!

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: That's just filth, still I wouldn't mind running my protractor over that. Hot theta!!!

Well, get a load of these little bisectors. Helloo cutie!

Man that's just sick there's Cuntin kids come on this site mate and you post that sort of twisted filth.

I hope they're TANned COS it makes me SIN.

(in 4 years that's the dodgiest gag I ever made here)

Steve Campbell wrote: I hope they're TANned COS it makes me SIN.

if you ever want to clear a room very quickly, that's the way to do it! ;)

I should bear that in mind

AgentWood wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: I hope they're TANned COS it makes me SIN.

if you ever want to clear a room very quickly, that's the way to do it! ;)

i ususally find "would anyone like to see the birthmark on the uderside of my scrotum" the best.

I suppose I shoulda made an effort to get COT in there as well. I just wanted some value out of Add Maths and A Level maths.

Uncle Liam wrote: I should bear that in mind

ooh, you little ruffian!

AgentWood wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: I should bear that in mind

ooh, you little ruffian!

this is where my hugely superior and vastly overdeveloped brain becomes like a race car engine in traffic..... I can't work out if he might need to clear a room to get you all to himself, or whether he feels the need to have some method of getting rid of YOU up his sleeve.

To quote the scriptures..."I think our minds must be TOo highly trained Majikthise"

Steve Campbell wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: I should bear that in mind

ooh, you little ruffian!

this is where my hugely superior and vastly overdeveloped brain becomes like a race car engine in traffic..... I can't work out if he might need to clear a room to get you all to himself, or whether he feels the need to have some method of getting rid of YOU up his sleeve.

not sayin'.

This place has rooms?

Mari wrote:

Mrs.Disco wrote: Thanks!!! Great pictures...especially that one: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/voxincident/aph.jpg:bow:

I know (as long as you don't mind some armpit hair )

Looks like he needed some anusol actually!

Wino wrote:

Mari wrote:

Mrs.Disco wrote: Thanks!!! Great pictures...especially that one: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/voxincident/aph.jpg:bow:

I know (as long as you don't mind some armpit hair )

Looks like he needed some anusol actually!

Hmmm, thought you'd turn up right at the end!

Al Jarvis wrote:

Oh right, thought Liam had just mispelt Angle?!

Hey, this one's got a nice Vertex. Phwoar!

Al, I sent you that link in CONFIDENCE

So much for trying to pretend BA's are respectable ladies then. hi wino.

Haven't you a game of chavball to go to bonz? How come Arseanal are representing your (and in the wider sense our) nation, I thought Man U were a better team, So ppl keep saying :D

would you please stop talking about ladies of this forum as if they were not human being ?

Not unicorns, maybe not beautifull or nor clever… but HERE ! (even if it's not as long as you've been there)

I'm a New Order fan beside all and that's why I joined the forum… with my bad english and temper…

so Barney Angel I am 'cause it's fun… and you should know about what it's meaning having fun…

YES YOU DO !

and if you don't just listen and LEARN

Blimey, wished I 'd stayed loading now................

dishwasher. Excitement is everything.

Barneys Angels caused another row then. Hey hum.

I still say I'm the one with the cigarette Steve......

karine wrote: would you please stop talking about ladies of this forum as if they were not human being ?

Not unicorns, maybe not beautifull or nor clever… but HERE ! (even if it's not as long as you've been there)

I'm a New Order fan beside all and that's why I joined the forum… with my bad english and temper…

so Barney Angel I am 'cause it's fun… and you should know about what it's meaning having fun…

YES YOU DO !

and if you don't just listen and LEARN

Right Angel. We're having some drinks in Paris tomorrow!

waiting for you call tomorrow… then

karine wrote: would you please stop talking about ladies of this forum as if they were not human being ?

unfortunately, there are a few boys on here who think of women as nothing more than tits and ass, poledancers and lapdancers. but they're far outnumbered by real men (who can joke around with us but also recognize women as intelligent individuals), thank god.

Steve Campbell wrote: So much for trying to pretend BA's are respectable ladies then. hi wino.

Haven't you a game of chavball to go to bonz? How come Arseanal are representing your (and in the wider sense our) nation, I thought Man U were a better team, So ppl keep saying :D

I'm waiting for everyone to get home. All gone out tonight without me.:( Ahhh, they have all just returned home.

Right. Paris is defo now calling.:D

Open goal indeed! I'm saying nothing my friend!

Silence speaks volumes!

Cept tomorra mind!

karine wrote: waiting for you call tomorrow… then

Putting your number in my phone now.:)

AgentWood wrote:

karine wrote: would you please stop talking about ladies of this forum as if they were not human being ?

unfortunately, there are a few boys on here who think of women as nothing more than tits and ass, poledancers and lapdancers. but they're far outnumbered by real men (who can joke around with us but also recognize women as intelligent individuals), thank god.

Well and the odd glipe like me who makes an eejot of himself trying to rebalance things by crawling out to the far end of the opposite side of the scale.

Nature abhors an inblance.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Mind you the side projects reunited back under the New Order banner..Will NOOL?

Nope, never. There's an incredible naïveté round these here parts that, just cos we all like New Order, we therefore have to get on.

Bollocks.

We're all of different ages, hues, backgrounds, upbringings, races, nationalities, etc, etc. It's bordering on the insane to suggest we should all get along and play nicely just cos we like the same muzak.

That would be just darned silly!

Not to mention bland..

I was arseing about there,and not rallying for unity as you probably DO realise I'd say..You do know that don't yer? Course we're all different,some TOO different to relate to for me,but ye,still interesting at times.Tollerance at other times is also employed.They have to tollerate me too,so its fair dooze! Failing that,I'll just rip the piss

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

mil wrote: Sign up list for membership to Steves Quiet Life:

Sounds rather innocent an' all. ;)

Errrrrrrrr..........

I was just trying to keep out of the argument and get the thread back on track... back to the quiet life so to speak.

Stay away - I'm JAILBAIT, me!

You tell em petal

Boatraceface wrote: You tell em petal

Well I dont want anyone getting the wrong idea! You gotts be careful these days...

AgentWood wrote:

karine wrote: would you please stop talking about ladies of this forum as if they were not human being ?

unfortunately, there are a few boys on here who think of women as nothing more than tits and ass, poledancers and lapdancers. but they're far outnumbered by real men (who can joke around with us but also recognize women as intelligent individuals), thank god.

I think you'll find that most people on here think of you as absolutely definitely none of the above.

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

karine wrote: would you please stop talking about ladies of this forum as if they were not human being ?

unfortunately, there are a few boys on here who think of women as nothing more than tits and ass, poledancers and lapdancers. but they're far outnumbered by real men (who can joke around with us but also recognize women as intelligent individuals), thank god.

I think you'll find that most people on here think of you as absolutely definitely none of the above.

a gentleman, as always. speaking for the masses.

I still think yer SMG, doesn't mater how many pics of the real you i see.

SMG?

Steve Campbell wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: I should bear that in mind

ooh, you little ruffian!

this is where my (cough)hugely superior and vastly overdeveloped brain becomes like a race car engine in traffic.....

it overheats & stops working properly?

Uncle Liam wrote: SMG?

Sarah Michelle Gellar, programmed in from her old avatar. I completely expect Emma Peel to look like Emma Peel too. Strange that Missy Jem's avatar is a mad bird tho I suppose eventually some people will see me as a strange alien lifeform who dresses very strangely. :D

hibster wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: I should bear that in mind

ooh, you little ruffian!

this is where my (cough)hugely superior and vastly overdeveloped brain becomes like a race car engine in traffic.....

it overheats & stops working properly?

and eventually welds into an unusable mass yes :D

nurse, the screens.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: SMG?

Sarah Michelle Gellar, programmed in from her old avatar. I completely expect Emma Peel to look like Emma Peel too. Strange that Missy Jem's avatar is a mad bird tho I suppose eventually some people will see me as a strange alien lifeform who dresses very strangely. :D

i definitely don't look like sarah michelle gellar! though my mom says i look like drew barrymore. i don't agree with her.

i'm definitely not the 'poledancing' type, though. far from it!

Classy Bird is my christy! :D

Shug wrote:

Women....intelligent?

MEN SMELL!!!!

Charlie Dimmock wrote:

Shug wrote:

Women....intelligent?

MEN SMELL!!!!

Steve Campbell wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: SMG?

Sarah Michelle Gellar, programmed in from her old avatar. I completely expect Emma Peel to look like Emma Peel too. Strange that Missy Jem's avatar is a mad bird tho I suppose eventually some people will see me as a strange alien lifeform who dresses very strangely. :D

I like your fashion statement, Campo!

Charlie Dimmock wrote:

Shug wrote:

Women....intelligent?

MEN SMELL!!!!

not figuratively, actually

and still the most grown up thing on this thread.

(the only thing THIS man smells, is you, downwind all the way from Belgrade ;) )

EDIT: I mean of rose petals and spices and lovely things of course. Now put the gun down :D

Al Jarvis wrote:

Shug wrote: Women....intelligent?

Tis true.

Some are even bright enough to see through the ribaldry and take it solely for what it is: humour.

there aren't too many of those around here though

<3

Al Jarvis wrote:

Shug wrote: Women....intelligent?

Tis true.

Some are even bright enough to see through the ribaldry and take it solely for what it is: humour.

Not me. I'm stupid and pretty

Charlie Dimmock wrote: I'm stupid and pretty

smart and ugly here.

and men don't smell, maya. remember, they have cooties. ;)

What ARE cooties? I've always wondered that! Are they like lice?

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: What ARE cooties? I've always wondered that! Are they like lice?

bogies I think?

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: What ARE cooties? I've always wondered that! Are they like lice?

yeah. but the only way to get rid of them is to receive the painless but necessary 'cootie shot,' which must be administered by a 4-7 year-old girl.

You learn something new every day!

BOYS SMELL AND HAVE COOTIES!

a quick synopsis of the fight plz.

I read through this thread and i'm still fookin lost

kthnx

ChrissMari wrote: a quick synopsis of the fight plz.

I read through this thread and i'm still fookin lost

kthnx

Madam you have enough problems of your own and enough fights of your own to be getting on with without looking for a piece of this one. Seriously if I were you I'd be mor worried about lungfuls of mersey water than this.

Steve Campbell wrote:

ChrissMari wrote: a quick synopsis of the fight plz.

I read through this thread and i'm still fookin lost

kthnx

Madam you have enough problems of your own and enough fights of your own to be getting on with without looking for a piece of this one. Seriously if I were you I'd be mor worried about lungfuls of mersey water than this.

stop picking up for other people please kthnx

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Madam you have enough problems of your own and enough fights of your own to be getting on with without looking for a piece of this one. Seriously if I were you I'd be mor worried about lungfuls of mersey water than this.

Tsk. Are you gonna duff her up, Cambo?!

Not nice.

qui? Joke? Man City Fans?

Uncle Liam wrote: qui? Joke? Man City Fans?

i'm a vulcan. i don't understand human jokes.

Joke????

Al Jarvis wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: qui? Joke? Man City Fans?

Man City, Oldham, Liverpool, whatever: substitute for whichever football team CM is 'supporting' this week!

hahahahhaha

no just city and oldham

Al Jarvis wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: Madam you have enough problems of your own and enough fights of your own to be getting on with without looking for a piece of this one. Seriously if I were you I'd be mor worried about lungfuls of mersey water than this.

Tsk. Are you gonna duff her up, Cambo?!

Not nice.

As if, but someone might not be so nice as I :D I don't normally mind our Chrissi, but she's been a naughty girl lately.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Seriously if I were you I'd be mor worried about lungfuls of mersey water than this.

Yay!! Is it trial by ordeal? Always thought trial by water more fun than fire.

I don't turn people into newts.

Shed Peel wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: SMG?

I completely expect Emma Peel to look like Emma Peel too. :D

I like your fashion statement, Campo!

it is true though. :)