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Took his goal well, but wtf does he look like?

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£14 million Liverpool paid for him, I think he's rubbish to be honest.

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Cock just the same as Xavier.

Took his goal brilliantly on Saturday mind.

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Hope that Liverpool get rid of him during the summer - complete waste of 14 million quid...

Actually, Peter Crouch isn't that much cop, either... :laugh:

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Unless you are the best player on the pitch,and can pull it off,to wear two different coloured boots you must be a total loin.:nod:

We were only saying the very same thing about Cisse whilst watching the cup final...Best cup final in many a year tho!

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The problem with these players is the following, here.

If you mainly follow the French league, you see some players during the year. And when the National team plays, you see other players who you only see in international contests. This is the problem with Djibril Cissé and more than the 3/4 of the team... You do not know a lot about them, how they play in their clubs... So, impossible to know much about him...

By the way, news from yesterday. Barthez, qualified as goolkeaper N°1. Xavier Anelka and Robert Pirès out of the Bleus, no world cup for them.

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Cock without a doubt.

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No words necessary....

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YAZZ with a beard!

"The only way is up,bayyyby,for you and me now!":laugh:

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Do you think rafa will get rid with his recent "flurry" of goals?

Morientes is defo gone but what other striker is gone to make room for some talent?

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I must say he bore the pain of cramp like a man on Saturday.

Oh hang on, I don't mean 'man' do I...

I mean 'wining little arsehole'.

Totally agree with BRF - you turn up dressed and coiffed like that, you'd better be a superstar. If you're going to flap around the pitch like a spare cock, go and get changed into something that allows you to blend in.

Mind you, he did contribute to last normal-time goal. By gaining the sympathy of the defender he caused just enough of a distration to give the real men a chance at goal.

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His was a good finish for the second goal, great technique.

But I didn't appreciate the way he was clutching his hamstring pretending it wasn't cramp and the way he just gave up the ghost toward the end of normal time. In extra time, where the f*** was he?? Don't remember seeing him at all....

He's adamant he's staying.....:evil4:

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Jiphy wrote: The problem with these players is the following, here.

If you mainly follow the French league, you see some players during the year. And when the National team plays, you see other players who you only see in international contests. This is the problem with Djibril Cissé and more than the 3/4 of the team... You do not know a lot about them, how they play in their clubs... So, impossible to know much about him...

By the way, news from yesterday. Barthez, qualified as goolkeaper N°1. Xavier Anelka and Robert Pirès out of the Bleus, no world cup for them.

:nonono: Sorry to see Bobby has not made it into the team!

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More World Cup woe imminent for the French, I suspect!

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Geoff Hamilton wrote:

No words necessary....

Have no idea who the hell he is but - nice ass :wink:

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He was really good in The Fifth Element. :shades:

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Jiphy wrote: The problem with these players is the following, here.

By the way, news from yesterday. Barthez, qualified as goolkeaper N°1.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

:evil4: :evil4: :evil4: :evil4:

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Barnette wrote:

Geoff Hamilton wrote:

No words necessary....

Have no idea who the hell he is but - nice ass :wink:

between cisse, momo, and pepe reina liverpool have cornered the market on people in their early 20s looking much older

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And, in case you were undecided which way to vote, here's that wedding photo. What an utter cock!

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:abovelol:

Pimpmybride.com

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They sold Heskey to buy him????:scratch:

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haha

he beats the shit out of her and the kids too.. :/

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That bride must be thinking.."I know he's took me and the little un off the council estate,and put us in a £2 million gaff,but for fuck sake,according to Chris De Burgh its ME who should be the fuckin Lady in Red! Tsk.":eek3:

Djibril"Attention seekin fackin cant" Cisse :nod:

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Barnette wrote:

Geoff Hamilton wrote:

No words necessary....

Have no idea who the hell he is but - nice ass :wink:

:laugh: You ate my words :clap:

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The Boy wrote: They sold Heskey to buy him????:scratch:

A case FOR Cisse perhaps?:laugh:

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Smurfy wrote:

Barnette wrote:

Geoff Hamilton wrote:

No words necessary....

Have no idea who the hell he is but - nice ass :wink:

:laugh: You ate my words :clap:

I would say more of a RIGHT ARSE:laugh:

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Bonzette wrote: :nonono: Sorry to see Bobby has not made it into the team!

Is Bobby Robert Pirès ?

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Hang on a minute, has anyone ever seen Cisse and Grace Jones together?

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oldmonkey wrote: Hang on a minute, has anyone ever seen Cisse and Grace Jones together?

:shudder:

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