Where's Ricky Hill in all this?! ![]()
Madonna, by a country mile. Great little singer, and the complete all-round footballer. Still looks good for her age too, that Guy Ritche is a lucky chap. Oh, and she shoots people, is mates with Castro, and could very nearly supply enough charlie to service a decent NOOL day out.
Never understood the myth surrounding Pele. He's probably the complete striker, not the complete footballer, although having said that I've never seen footage of him doing stuff with the ball the likes of Henry or Ronaldinho do today. He was just the striker in the best ever team in the world and benefited from that. All he's really famous for is three misses. Oh, and now he advertises impotency drugs (though says he don't like them himself).



