The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup
BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Pinnochio Libero Vimto Memento Borneo Tango Cheerio Subbuteo Scenario Fellatio Portfolio SUBS: Placebo Porno Polio Banjo Brasso Stereo (L) Stereo (R) Hydrochlorofluoro Aristotle Computersezno
YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Itch Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch Hic Sic Spic Pric Digaditch Fallinaditch Horseraditch SUBS: Mowapitch Letsgetrich Shagabitch
RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Whodyanicabolicov Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov Slalomsky Downhillsky Risky Swedishshev Mastershev Fuckov Ufuckov SUBS: Rubitov Gechakitov Sodov Pastryshev Najinsky Ivorripabollockov Taykitov
ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Chatanoogaciouciou Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou Busqueue Snookercu Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi SUBS: U NonU ManU Stuffyiou Lee Kwan Yu
DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Toomanigoalssen Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen Firstsson Seccondsson Thirdsson Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen Finallygaveupcountinssen Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Baloni Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani Legslikejelli Havabenni Wobblijelli Spendapenni SUBS: Cantthinkofani!!! Buggermi
MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
San Francisco Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox Don Criformi-Argentina Chihuahua Jose SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key Burrito Speedy Gonzalez Tequila Caramba
DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Kenning van Hire Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe SUBS: Van Iller Van Ishincreme Van Morrison
Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor. There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke. The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.
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