Happy Birthday Morrissey:)
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Al Jarvis wrote: Fcuk me, does HE post here?!
Have you never read Morrissey's Uncle Liam thread, Al?
SHEDi xxx
bansheeman wrote: as the man said himself - " ive come to wish you an unhappy birthday "
mozzer
exactly, which just goes to show his sarcastic nature. For all the people that still 
(!!!) think that all he is miserable, please try to LISTEN to what he is trying to tell you. As simple as that.
oldmonkey wrote: Is that all he is? Miserable cunt moans more than Jack Duckworth, and looks older!
All i can say is that you probably would like to look like him being 47....Just being jealous, that's all.
Maybe you are and look like Keith Richards
Gnome Alone wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Fcuk me, does HE post here?!
Have you never read Morrissey's Uncle Liam thread, Al?
SHEDi xxx
Oh right, I knew I recognised Monty from somewhere! 
Fcuk me, seems a lot cheerier in real life than he does onstage. 
girl afraid wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: Is that all he is? Miserable cunt moans more than Jack Duckworth, and looks older!
All i can say is that you probably would like to look like him being 47....Just being jealous, that's all. Maybe you are and look like Keith Richards
Trust me, duck, I will be looking a hell of a lot better when I am 47.
Steve Campbell wrote: A pile of dead kittens rotting in the sun seems more cheeful than.......
You have never been in love Until you've seen the sunlight thrown over smashed human bones
Is that bettter?
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: A pile of dead kittens rotting in the sun seems more cheeful than.......
You have never been in love Until you've seen the sunlight thrown over smashed human bones
Is that bettter?
/me throws some more kittens on the heap.
What a horrible man. ;)
oldmonkey wrote:
girl afraid wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: Is that all he is? Miserable cunt moans more than Jack Duckworth, and looks older!
All i can say is that you probably would like to look like him being 47....Just being jealous, that's all. Maybe you are and look like Keith Richards
Trust me, duck, I will be looking a hell of a lot better when I am 47.
Hopefully you will (wishful thinking) :D . Just wish that all men @ 47 can look and perform on stage like he does!
I'll be the first to admit that Morrissey as a person is a bit of a cunt.
Still, bloody marvellous band!
Uncle Liam wrote: I'll be the first to admit that Morrissey as a person is a bit of a cunt.
Still, bloody marvellous band!
and i'll be 100% behind you on this, not a rocket science. Peter Hook was right but then he was right that he was/is a brilliant musician and that's what counts for me.
Let's get this out in the open@ Morrissey is a twat, he cannot communicate with people anf treats them like shit but he is a fantastic artist, a genius. Happy now?
girl afraid wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: I'll be the first to admit that Morrissey as a person is a bit of a cunt.
Still, bloody marvellous band!
and i'll be 100% behind you on this, not a rocket science. Peter Hook was right but then he was right that he was/is a brilliant musician and that's what counts for me.
Let's get this out in the open@ Morrissey is a twat, he cannot communicate with people anf treats them like shit but he is a fantastic artist, a genius. Happy now?
No cos I wanted a fight....now I'm out of range again LOL.
just kidding 
girl afraid wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: I'll be the first to admit that Morrissey as a person is a bit of a cunt.
Still, bloody marvellous band!
and i'll be 100% behind you on this, not a rocket science. Peter Hook was right but then he was right that he was/is a brilliant musician and that's what counts for me.
Let's get this out in the open@ Morrissey is a twat, he cannot communicate with people anf treats them like shit but he is a fantastic artist, a genius. Happy now?
He? More like they! Boz, Jesse, Matt, Mikey, Gary and Alain. Its not solo, its a band.
I was thinking about Morrissey when I was having a poo the other day.
Listening to his recent album, he seems to have been doing a good bit of shagging. This is quite a turn around from his early years, when he made quite a big thing about being celibate and labelled sex as overrated, emotionally destructive and generally a bad idea.
I would imagine that someone as influential as Mozz would have, err, influenced quite a few plukey youths to follow suit, or at least given them some justification for remaining as plukey, sexless youths rather than making an effort to get out of their bedrooms and into other people’s bedrooms.
So, if my theory is correct, there's potentially millions of people out there who have wasted years of their lives by not doing any shagging. Now Mozz has admitted that shagging is brilliant after all, these people will have to start ironing their clothes, washing themselves and stop being so awkward and depressed all the time.
Sadly, after so many years, it will simply be too late for some of them.
Are we really to believe that he's changed his mind so fundamentally? I just can't accept that the whole business hasn't just been one long piss-take. He's CONNED a section of a whole generation into thinking that shagging is crap and not worth the hassle. And now he's laughing his head off - "It's not crap at all you SUCKERS! It's ACE and I've been doing LOADS of it and you haven't LOSERS!"
And what's next for Morrissey? What revelations are yet to come?
Perhaps the cd, single of 'You Have Killed Me' contains some clues. The b-side "Meat is Dinner, and Desert" is a strange little track which could be described as Mozz's answer to The Street's 'When You Wasn't Famous". In an unnamed Five Star Restaurant in Chelsea, Morrissey dines on Chateaux Briande with a fictional Page Three model called Charlene. He rejects desert (there is no meat option) then proceeds to the lavatory where he consumes a cocktail of drugs and enjoys steamy sex-session with the model. (I can’t wait so see the video for that one!)
"Ha," said Mozz in an interview "I fuckin love meat, I do. Nowt better than a rack of lovely spring lamb and a good shag. With a bird." Well he didn’t actually, but I bet that’s what he’s thinking.
Meat and shagging are brill: Morrissey fans have all been had.
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:
Meat and shagging are brill: Morrissey fans have all been had.
couldn't agree more. especially toad in the hole.
Uncle Liam wrote:
He? More like they! Boz, Jesse, Matt, Mikey, Gary and Alain. Its not solo, its a band.
I saw 'them' twice on this tour and thought that the band were quite poor.
Boz didn't do very much at all, strumming an acoustic turned low for most of the gig. His most significant contribution was when he played a drink of water. The other guitarist is alright but probably suffers in my mind from comparison to Marr, who he can't hold a candle to. The bassist looks like a criminal and the drummer is nowt special.
This was quite a surprise to me - the live cds I've heard lead me to expect a much stronger band and particular strong performances by Boorer. I always thought that tight camp-rockabilly sound was a perfect backing to Morrissey - defeating any Smiths-comparison arguments by sounding and acting nothing like them although, at times, being every bit as good.
Morrissey was the only star on that stage as far as I could see - his backing band looked like just that from where I was standing.
J.A.K wrote: commiserations to the Pope of Mope. You are nearly 50. please call it quits now.
He's got some life in him still....He might not have when he'll make the most of getting laid...
Steve Campbell wrote:
girl afraid wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: I'll be the first to admit that Morrissey as a person is a bit of a cunt.
Still, bloody marvellous band!
and i'll be 100% behind you on this, not a rocket science. Peter Hook was right but then he was right that he was/is a brilliant musician and that's what counts for me.
Let's get this out in the open@ Morrissey is a twat, he cannot communicate with people anf treats them like shit but he is a fantastic artist, a genius. Happy now?
No cos I wanted a fight....now I'm out of range again LOL.
just kidding
There won'tbe no fighting today and tomorrow because i'm celebrating!!Especially tomorrow
girl afraid wrote:
J.A.K wrote: commiserations to the Pope of Mope. You are nearly 50. please call it quits now.
He's got some life in him still....He might not have when he'll make the most of getting laid...
moz couldn't even shag a barbers floor!
I like the Smiths' music and some of Morrissey's solo stuff as well, and I'm sure he can get laid no matter what he looks like.
Happy birthday Morrissey, let me buy you a cheeseburger!
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: Why? What's tomorrow?
My nameday & birthday
Was lucky enough to be born one day and twenty years later than Mozzer 
Ah babe you should have said, i could have met you for beers! I'll see you online tomorrow then!
[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: Ah babe you should have said, i could have met you for beers! I'll see you online tomorrow then!
Not to worry sweetie, we'll catch up sooner or later and anyway, i have to see you soon as i'm beginning to think that i'm the only mad lass around (and i'm losing it) and that's not true because you're even worse:)
let's ask our friend
LOL, is that me, or have you got other friends you horrible women :D
Which of you is madder?
Hmmmmmm.
All I can say is that you both qualify as "party grenades", just pour a drink in and release you in a stuffy social gathering to create instant mayhem.
Besides, any answer I give on who's madder will get me hit by one or both of you
I AM only gassing about Mozzer for the hell of it, you know that, I don;t hate him 1 10th as much as I act :D
Happy birthday for now, but I will ensure a thread appears tomorrow if no one else does.
Steve Campbell wrote: LOL, is that me, or have you got other friends you horrible women :D
Which of you is madder? Hmmmmmm. All I can say is that you both qualify as "party grenades", just pour a drink in and release you in a stuffy social gathering to create instant mayhem. Besides, any answer I give on who's madder will get me hit by one or both of you
I AM only gassing about Mozzer for the hell of it, you know that, I don;t hate him 1 10th as much as I act :D
Happy birthday for now, but I will ensure a thread appears tomorrow if no one else does.
It looks like you don't want to get battered. Wise choice
I know you're only winding me up when it comes to Moz but i just help but being defensive when someone is slagging him off...:D As an artist that is.
Don't forget it is my nameday as well so it calls for a double celebration next time we all meet up! You see we Poles like to come up with loads of excuses to ermmm socialise
girl afraid wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: LOL, is that me, or have you got other friends you horrible women :D
Which of you is madder? Hmmmmmm. All I can say is that you both qualify as "party grenades", just pour a drink in and release you in a stuffy social gathering to create instant mayhem. Besides, any answer I give on who's madder will get me hit by one or both of you
I AM only gassing about Mozzer for the hell of it, you know that, I don;t hate him 1 10th as much as I act :D
Happy birthday for now, but I will ensure a thread appears tomorrow if no one else does.
It looks like you don't want to get battered. Wise choice
I know you're only winding me up when it comes to Moz but i just help but being defensive when someone is slagging him off...:D As an artist that is.
Don't forget it is my nameday as well so it calls for a double celebration next time we all meet up! You see we Poles like to come up with loads of excuses to ermmm socialise
It's been said before......Poles and Paddies work well together, for precisely the reason you just gave....any feckin excuse. (if that reads like a chat up line it's not one OK )
But since i'm all the way over here, you'll have to make do with Jem....such are the hardships of life :D
PS...WTF is a name day?
EDIT: and when's mine, and why are you having yours on your birthday, surely a month later would be better? 2 parties not one?
Steve Campbell wrote:
girl afraid wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: LOL, is that me, or have you got other friends you horrible women :D
Which of you is madder? Hmmmmmm. All I can say is that you both qualify as "party grenades", just pour a drink in and release you in a stuffy social gathering to create instant mayhem. Besides, any answer I give on who's madder will get me hit by one or both of you
I AM only gassing about Mozzer for the hell of it, you know that, I don;t hate him 1 10th as much as I act :D
Happy birthday for now, but I will ensure a thread appears tomorrow if no one else does.
It looks like you don't want to get battered. Wise choice
I know you're only winding me up when it comes to Moz but i just help but being defensive when someone is slagging him off...:D As an artist that is.
Don't forget it is my nameday as well so it calls for a double celebration next time we all meet up! You see we Poles like to come up with loads of excuses to ermmm socialise
It's been said before......Poles and Paddies work well together, for precisely the reason you just gave....any feckin excuse. (if that reads like a chat up line it's not one OK
PS...WTF is a name day?
EDIT: and when's mine, and why are you having yours on your birthday, surely a month later would be better? 2 parties not one?
There you go
'In Poland, namesdays ('imieniny' in Polish) are widely celebrated, apart from birthdays, and most calendars contain the names celebrated each day. Namesday celebrations in Poland traditionally involve a gathering of friends and family at the celebrant's home at the dinner table, followed by drinking and socializing, similarly to birthday celebrations. The song "Sto lat" is usually sung. Child celebrants receive presents, just like on their birthday'
'Like in many other Catholic countries, Poles celebrate name days (imieniny) on the day of their patron saint. Although birthdays are becoming increasingly popular in Polish culture, they remain relatively intimate celebrations, as often only relatives and close friends know a person's date of birth. Name days, on the other hand, are often celebrated together with co-workers, etc. Information about whose name day it is, can be found in most Polish calendars, web portals, etc.'
See? Told you that we'll always find a reason to drink some more!
OK...so you are Saint Iwona?
or is this based on the patron saint of gobby mozzer fans (who,in fairnes probably IS St.Iwona LOL)
And in actual fact you have been conned by having the two fall on the same day, like having your Birthday on Xmas day type thing?
Then again, does this matter? I think not, yer gonna have a fucking riot anyway aint yer :D
So basically, Poles have a real birthday and an official birthday, like some old Queen or other?
(Do I win £40?)
Lots of other countries have a similar thing - the French all have a Birthday and a Saints day, don't they?
Steve Campbell wrote: OK...so you are Saint Iwona? or is this based on the patron saint of gobby mozzer fans (who,in fairnes probably IS St.Iwona LOL)
Then again, does this matter? I think not, yer gonna have a fucking riot anyway aint yer :D
That's a very awkward question, that is! Don't even know if i've got a patron...Got one from my Holy Communion but that's about it...
It is sooo unfair to have both on the same day! The story goes: when i was born, my mum came up with such ridiculous names that my grandma wasn't having none of it (thank you grandma!!) so they've opened up the calendar and as it was Iwona's nameday they've decided to go for it. I used to hate my name but i love it now!!! --- which i think may start a new thread of the all the bizarre names that our parents used to have for us! Some of us have had a lucky escape (like i did), some are stuck with the names that they hate....
Ah, I'll be a gentleman and wish the Mozza a happy/miserable birthday
47? Heaven knows he's miserable now :D
Taboo # 7 wrote: Ah, I'll be a gentleman and wish the Mozza a happy/miserable birthday
47? Heaven knows he's miserable now :D
And that's the way it should be, we should be able to put our differences to one side and be happy (or almost happy for him Thank you Taboo # 7!
Taboo # 7 wrote: Ah, I'll be a gentleman and wish the Mozza a happy/miserable birthday
47? Heaven knows he's miserable now :D
btw, have any of you got any ideas what he might be up to today? as in celebrating wise sense....the cheekier the better, i can take it! :p
girl afraid wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: Ah, I'll be a gentleman and wish the Mozza a happy/miserable birthday
47? Heaven knows he's miserable now :D
btw, have any of you got any ideas what he might be up to today? as in celebrating wise sense....the cheekier the better, i can take it! :p
Why don't you:
Ask him! Ask him! Ask him!
SHEDi xxx
girl afraid wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: Ah, I'll be a gentleman and wish the Mozza a happy/miserable birthday
47? Heaven knows he's miserable now :D
btw, have any of you got any ideas what he might be up to today? as in celebrating wise sense....the cheekier the better, i can take it! :p
reading his poetry to flowers until they wilt and wither and die. Having an extra deep bout of depression. Having a tin of shandy bass/packet of winegums singing "happy birthday to me" in his unique cactus up the star style.....while hordes of beardy goth lezzers dribble their adoration.
EDIT: I hope you CAN handle it....or greater Manc is off limits to me for life and I better tell Jem not to give you my address :D
Gnome Alone wrote:
girl afraid wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: Ah, I'll be a gentleman and wish the Mozza a happy/miserable birthday
47? Heaven knows he's miserable now :D
btw, have any of you got any ideas what he might be up to today? as in celebrating wise sense....the cheekier the better, i can take it! :p
Why don't you:
Ask him! Ask him! Ask him!
SHEDi xxx
i wish i could do!!!he's probably treated to a nice dinner by his ermm partner...
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: So basically, Poles have a real birthday and an official birthday, like some old Queen or other?
(Do I win £40?)
Lots of other countries have a similar thing - the French all have a Birthday and a Saints day, don't they?
I wouldn't call it an official bday, it just goes with your name. We all have a name (eureka!
) and they're all in the calendar so we've got the same rights:)
If the French have got a Saints day then the rest of the continent must have their name days....
But back home it's all about inviting guests and getting pissed. We don't have a pub culture so we tend to invite them home and spend a lot of money on being a good host.
Steve Campbell wrote:
girl afraid wrote:
Taboo # 7 wrote: Ah, I'll be a gentleman and wish the Mozza a happy/miserable birthday
47? Heaven knows he's miserable now :D
btw, have any of you got any ideas what he might be up to today? as in celebrating wise sense....the cheekier the better, i can take it! :p
reading his poetry to flowers until they wilt and wither and die. Having an extra deep bout of depression. Having a tin of shandy bass/packet of winegums singing "happy birthday to me" in his unique cactus up the star style.....while hordes of beardy goth lezzers dribble their adoration.
EDIT: I hope you CAN handle it....or greater Manc is off limits to me for life and I better tell Jem not to give you my address :D
those ideas were really funny! well done Steve!
and remember he is not miserable now! he knows what it's like to live a bit now. Don't even want to know what he's up to
I love Moz as an artist but he definitely looks older than 47. I didn't realise that was all he was
Julie wrote: I love Moz as an artist but he definitely looks older than 47. I didn't realise that was all he was
Yep, he definitely had a long paper round
Al Jarvis wrote:
Gnome Alone wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Fcuk me, does HE post here?!
Have you never read Morrissey's Uncle Liam thread, Al?
SHEDi xxx
Oh right, I knew I recognised Monty from somewhere!
Fcuk me, seems a lot cheerier in real life than he does onstage.
Yeah well,how do you think he managed all them Manchester dates back to back? He needed his stunt double around!
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: I was thinking about Morrissey when I was having a poo the other day.
Listening to his recent album, he seems to have been doing a good bit of shagging. This is quite a turn around from his early years, when he made quite a big thing about being celibate and labelled sex as overrated, emotionally destructive and generally a bad idea.
I would imagine that someone as influential as Mozz would have, err, influenced quite a few plukey youths to follow suit, or at least given them some justification for remaining as plukey, sexless youths rather than making an effort to get out of their bedrooms and into other people’s bedrooms.
So, if my theory is correct, there's potentially millions of people out there who have wasted years of their lives by not doing any shagging. Now Mozz has admitted that shagging is brilliant after all, these people will have to start ironing their clothes, washing themselves and stop being so awkward and depressed all the time.
Sadly, after so many years, it will simply be too late for some of them.
Are we really to believe that he's changed his mind so fundamentally? I just can't accept that the whole business hasn't just been one long piss-take. He's CONNED a section of a whole generation into thinking that shagging is crap and not worth the hassle. And now he's laughing his head off - "It's not crap at all you SUCKERS! It's ACE and I've been doing LOADS of it and you haven't LOSERS!"
And what's next for Morrissey? What revelations are yet to come?
Perhaps the cd, single of 'You Have Killed Me' contains some clues. The b-side "Meat is Dinner, and Desert" is a strange little track which could be described as Mozz's answer to The Street's 'When You Wasn't Famous". In an unnamed Five Star Restaurant in Chelsea, Morrissey dines on Chateaux Briande with a fictional Page Three model called Charlene. He rejects desert (there is no meat option) then proceeds to the lavatory where he consumes a cocktail of drugs and enjoys steamy sex-session with the model. (I can’t wait so see the video for that one!)
"Ha," said Mozz in an interview "I fuckin love meat, I do. Nowt better than a rack of lovely spring lamb and a good shag. With a bird." Well he didn’t actually, but I bet that’s what he’s thinking.
Meat and shagging are brill: Morrissey fans have all been had.
Excellent analysis there, sounds like it could've come straight from the Great Pop Things comic from a few years ago. He hated it cause his chin was too big.........it's a freakin' comic strip.......
Happy birthday, I suppose, to the man who makes Nick Cave and Leonard Cohen seem chipper. Go get laid some more.
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: I was thinking about Morrissey when I was having a poo the other day.
Listening to his recent album, he seems to have been doing a good bit of shagging. This is quite a turn around from his early years, when he made quite a big thing about being celibate and labelled sex as overrated, emotionally destructive and generally a bad idea.
I would imagine that someone as influential as Mozz would have, err, influenced quite a few plukey youths to follow suit, or at least given them some justification for remaining as plukey, sexless youths rather than making an effort to get out of their bedrooms and into other people’s bedrooms.
So, if my theory is correct, there's potentially millions of people out there who have wasted years of their lives by not doing any shagging. Now Mozz has admitted that shagging is brilliant after all, these people will have to start ironing their clothes, washing themselves and stop being so awkward and depressed all the time.
Sadly, after so many years, it will simply be too late for some of them.
Are we really to believe that he's changed his mind so fundamentally? I just can't accept that the whole business hasn't just been one long piss-take. He's CONNED a section of a whole generation into thinking that shagging is crap and not worth the hassle. And now he's laughing his head off - "It's not crap at all you SUCKERS! It's ACE and I've been doing LOADS of it and you haven't LOSERS!"
And what's next for Morrissey? What revelations are yet to come?
Perhaps the cd, single of 'You Have Killed Me' contains some clues. The b-side "Meat is Dinner, and Desert" is a strange little track which could be described as Mozz's answer to The Street's 'When You Wasn't Famous". In an unnamed Five Star Restaurant in Chelsea, Morrissey dines on Chateaux Briande with a fictional Page Three model called Charlene. He rejects desert (there is no meat option) then proceeds to the lavatory where he consumes a cocktail of drugs and enjoys steamy sex-session with the model. (I can’t wait so see the video for that one!)
"Ha," said Mozz in an interview "I fuckin love meat, I do. Nowt better than a rack of lovely spring lamb and a good shag. With a bird." Well he didn’t actually, but I bet that’s what he’s thinking.
Meat and shagging are brill: Morrissey fans have all been had.
Cheevers! I've been had! Is it too late to cach up on all I've been missing since 198whenever? :\ohwell:
monty wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote:
Gnome Alone wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Fcuk me, does HE post here?!
Have you never read Morrissey's Uncle Liam thread, Al?
SHEDi xxx
Oh right, I knew I recognised Monty from somewhere!
Fcuk me, seems a lot cheerier in real life than he does onstage.
And to prove a point...
Mozzer
Mozzer's stunt double!
monty wrote:
monty wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote:
Gnome Alone wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Fcuk me, does HE post here?!
Have you never read Morrissey's Uncle Liam thread, Al?
SHEDi xxx
Oh right, I knew I recognised Monty from somewhere!
Fcuk me, seems a lot cheerier in real life than he does onstage.
And to prove a point...
i just KNEW that at some point you'd have had your picture took outside salford club
hey,isnt that wayne's deep blue shirt moz is wearing ?
bansheeman wrote:
monty wrote:
monty wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote:
Gnome Alone wrote:
Al Jarvis wrote: Fcuk me, does HE post here?!
Have you never read Morrissey's Uncle Liam thread, Al?
SHEDi xxx
Oh right, I knew I recognised Monty from somewhere!
Fcuk me, seems a lot cheerier in real life than he does onstage.
And to prove a point...
i just KNEW that at some point you'd have had your picture took outside salford club
actually i think that there's quite a few of us having got a piccie taken outside salford lads club
Oh is it really so strange? :D
It was about a couple of years back,the original photographer who did the famous Smiths picture for The Queen Is Dead,took photos free,so long as you paid to charity.Look a right miserable bastard on them though!
OXFORD tomorrow,come on!!!! Shame it's a seated ticket.
Drop us a text when your own your way and we'll meet you at the station. Sounds OK?
Isnt the entire venue seated?
Ahh is it? Jason said me ticket was seated,I had visions of it being up in the rafters.Thought I might need a zoom lens!
