Happy Birthday Morrissey:)

Many happy returns, the old man is 47 today....

:D

Is that all he is? Miserable cunt moans more than Jack Duckworth, and looks older!

Al Jarvis wrote: Fcuk me, does HE post here?!

Have you never read Morrissey's Uncle Liam thread, Al?

SHEDi xxx

as the man said himself - " ive come to wish you an unhappy birthday " mozzer

bansheeman wrote: as the man said himself - " ive come to wish you an unhappy birthday " mozzer

exactly, which just goes to show his sarcastic nature. For all the people that still (!!!) think that all he is miserable, please try to LISTEN to what he is trying to tell you. As simple as that.

oldmonkey wrote: Is that all he is? Miserable cunt moans more than Jack Duckworth, and looks older!

All i can say is that you probably would like to look like him being 47....Just being jealous, that's all. Maybe you are and look like Keith Richards

girl afraid wrote: Many happy returns, the old man is 47 today....

:D

A pile of dead kittens rotting in the sun seems more cheeful than.......

girl afraid wrote:

oldmonkey wrote: Is that all he is? Miserable cunt moans more than Jack Duckworth, and looks older!

All i can say is that you probably would like to look like him being 47....Just being jealous, that's all. Maybe you are and look like Keith Richards

Trust me, duck, I will be looking a hell of a lot better when I am 47.

Steve Campbell wrote: A pile of dead kittens rotting in the sun seems more cheeful than.......

You have never been in love Until you've seen the sunlight thrown over smashed human bones

Is that bettter?

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote: A pile of dead kittens rotting in the sun seems more cheeful than.......

You have never been in love Until you've seen the sunlight thrown over smashed human bones

Is that bettter?

/me throws some more kittens on the heap.

What a horrible man. ;)

oldmonkey wrote:

girl afraid wrote:

oldmonkey wrote: Is that all he is? Miserable cunt moans more than Jack Duckworth, and looks older!

All i can say is that you probably would like to look like him being 47....Just being jealous, that's all. Maybe you are and look like Keith Richards

Trust me, duck, I will be looking a hell of a lot better when I am 47.

Hopefully you will (wishful thinking) :D . Just wish that all men @ 47 can look and perform on stage like he does!

They always did say that love is blind. Where do they put your dog at Morrissey gigs?

I'll be the first to admit that Morrissey as a person is a bit of a cunt.

Still, bloody marvellous band!

Uncle Liam wrote: I'll be the first to admit that Morrissey as a person is a bit of a cunt.

Still, bloody marvellous band!

and i'll be 100% behind you on this, not a rocket science. Peter Hook was right but then he was right that he was/is a brilliant musician and that's what counts for me.

Let's get this out in the open@ Morrissey is a twat, he cannot communicate with people anf treats them like shit but he is a fantastic artist, a genius. Happy now?

girl afraid wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: I'll be the first to admit that Morrissey as a person is a bit of a cunt.

Still, bloody marvellous band!

and i'll be 100% behind you on this, not a rocket science. Peter Hook was right but then he was right that he was/is a brilliant musician and that's what counts for me.

Let's get this out in the open@ Morrissey is a twat, he cannot communicate with people anf treats them like shit but he is a fantastic artist, a genius. Happy now?

No cos I wanted a fight....now I'm out of range again LOL.

just kidding

girl afraid wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: I'll be the first to admit that Morrissey as a person is a bit of a cunt.

Still, bloody marvellous band!

and i'll be 100% behind you on this, not a rocket science. Peter Hook was right but then he was right that he was/is a brilliant musician and that's what counts for me.

Let's get this out in the open@ Morrissey is a twat, he cannot communicate with people anf treats them like shit but he is a fantastic artist, a genius. Happy now?

He? More like they! Boz, Jesse, Matt, Mikey, Gary and Alain. Its not solo, its a band.

commiserations to the Pope of Mope. You are nearly 50. please call it quits now.

No! He's ace! EDIT: Sorry THEY'RE ACE. Sorry Liam

You Scally's have no taste at all :p

I was thinking about Morrissey when I was having a poo the other day.

Listening to his recent album, he seems to have been doing a good bit of shagging. This is quite a turn around from his early years, when he made quite a big thing about being celibate and labelled sex as overrated, emotionally destructive and generally a bad idea.

I would imagine that someone as influential as Mozz would have, err, influenced quite a few plukey youths to follow suit, or at least given them some justification for remaining as plukey, sexless youths rather than making an effort to get out of their bedrooms and into other people’s bedrooms.

So, if my theory is correct, there's potentially millions of people out there who have wasted years of their lives by not doing any shagging. Now Mozz has admitted that shagging is brilliant after all, these people will have to start ironing their clothes, washing themselves and stop being so awkward and depressed all the time.

Sadly, after so many years, it will simply be too late for some of them.

Are we really to believe that he's changed his mind so fundamentally? I just can't accept that the whole business hasn't just been one long piss-take. He's CONNED a section of a whole generation into thinking that shagging is crap and not worth the hassle. And now he's laughing his head off - "It's not crap at all you SUCKERS! It's ACE and I've been doing LOADS of it and you haven't LOSERS!"

And what's next for Morrissey? What revelations are yet to come?

Perhaps the cd, single of 'You Have Killed Me' contains some clues. The b-side "Meat is Dinner, and Desert" is a strange little track which could be described as Mozz's answer to The Street's 'When You Wasn't Famous". In an unnamed Five Star Restaurant in Chelsea, Morrissey dines on Chateaux Briande with a fictional Page Three model called Charlene. He rejects desert (there is no meat option) then proceeds to the lavatory where he consumes a cocktail of drugs and enjoys steamy sex-session with the model. (I can’t wait so see the video for that one!)

"Ha," said Mozz in an interview "I fuckin love meat, I do. Nowt better than a rack of lovely spring lamb and a good shag. With a bird." Well he didn’t actually, but I bet that’s what he’s thinking.

Meat and shagging are brill: Morrissey fans have all been had.

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:

Meat and shagging are brill: Morrissey fans have all been had.

couldn't agree more. especially toad in the hole.

Uncle Liam wrote:

He? More like they! Boz, Jesse, Matt, Mikey, Gary and Alain. Its not solo, its a band.

I saw 'them' twice on this tour and thought that the band were quite poor.

Boz didn't do very much at all, strumming an acoustic turned low for most of the gig. His most significant contribution was when he played a drink of water. The other guitarist is alright but probably suffers in my mind from comparison to Marr, who he can't hold a candle to. The bassist looks like a criminal and the drummer is nowt special.

This was quite a surprise to me - the live cds I've heard lead me to expect a much stronger band and particular strong performances by Boorer. I always thought that tight camp-rockabilly sound was a perfect backing to Morrissey - defeating any Smiths-comparison arguments by sounding and acting nothing like them although, at times, being every bit as good.

Morrissey was the only star on that stage as far as I could see - his backing band looked like just that from where I was standing.

J.A.K wrote: commiserations to the Pope of Mope. You are nearly 50. please call it quits now.

He's got some life in him still....He might not have when he'll make the most of getting laid...

Steve Campbell wrote:

girl afraid wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: I'll be the first to admit that Morrissey as a person is a bit of a cunt.

Still, bloody marvellous band!

and i'll be 100% behind you on this, not a rocket science. Peter Hook was right but then he was right that he was/is a brilliant musician and that's what counts for me.

Let's get this out in the open@ Morrissey is a twat, he cannot communicate with people anf treats them like shit but he is a fantastic artist, a genius. Happy now?

No cos I wanted a fight....now I'm out of range again LOL.

just kidding

There won'tbe no fighting today and tomorrow because i'm celebrating!!Especially tomorrow

Why? What's tomorrow?

girl afraid wrote:

J.A.K wrote: commiserations to the Pope of Mope. You are nearly 50. please call it quits now.

He's got some life in him still....He might not have when he'll make the most of getting laid...

moz couldn't even shag a barbers floor!

I like the Smiths' music and some of Morrissey's solo stuff as well, and I'm sure he can get laid no matter what he looks like.

Happy birthday Morrissey, let me buy you a cheeseburger!

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: Why? What's tomorrow?

My nameday & birthday

Was lucky enough to be born one day and twenty years later than Mozzer