The End is Nigh

The famous 16th Century Prophet Nostradamus predicted that the world will end on 6th June 2006.

B*STARD!!!

That is the day before my birthday and days before the World Cup starts

If you knew it was true, what would you do?

I'd confront a few colleagues i'm not very fond of and tell them what i think, then leave work immediately, withdraw all the money I have and go on a huge bender, including going into a China shop and wrecking it (i've always wanted to do that and Jimmy Saville ignored my letter)

I'd start two threads about it!

SHEDi xxx

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: The famous 16th Century Prophet Nostradamus predicted that the world will end on 6th June 2006.

B*STARD!!!

That is the day before my birthday and days before the World Cup starts

If you knew it was true, what would you do?

I'd confront a few colleagues i'm not very fond of and tell them what i think, then leave work immediately, withdraw all the money I have and go on a huge bender, including going into a China shop and wrecking it (i've always wanted to do that and Jimmy Saville ignored my letter)

Stay well away from you! Fruit basket!

The world's about to end?

Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did!

Name the book and win £40! *

*Shed point equivalent

it sure is!!

i've just found out we've got a conference at Pride Park on June 20th. The day England play in the World Cup.

where the fuck is Derby anyway? East coast somewhere innit?

good question. i haven't really thought about that.

now that i have, there are a few people i would want to meet before the end comes. only friends and family.

Gnome Alone wrote: I'd start two threads about it!

SHEDi xxx

I'm good at that aren't i

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: The world's about to end?

Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did!

Name the book and win £40! *

*Shed point equivalent

It's not by or about Dylan is it?

In all seriousness, I'd try and goand see as many friends and family as I could in the time left... And probably put on some Sigur Ros as a soundtrack to impending doom... But end with REM 'It's The End Of The World...' for sheer comedy value...

SHEDi xxx

Gnome Alone wrote: I'd start two threads about it!

SHEDi xxx

Dave Legge wrote:

Gnome Alone wrote: I'd start two threads about it!

SHEDi xxx

Do you want a slap as well? Well? Do ya?

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: The world's about to end?

Lucky escape for Arsenal if it did!

Name the book and win £40! *

*Shed point equivalent

Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, a thursday lunchtime in a pub, 7 minsutes before the Earth is destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

Assuming Mr Darmus was basing this prediction on the presence of the devil's sort code 06-06-06 in the date, why hasn't the world ended twice since the birth of the likkle baby Jesus?

6th June 0006 and 6th June 1006 should have been the end of it all.

I'm not going to buy my Mum's birthday present until 7th, just in case.

Actually, a lucky escape for Jenson if it did, that's Brit Gp qually day is it not?

I can send back that Pink Rolls Royce I bought for your Birthday then Jem, that'll save a quid or two.

Steve Campbell wrote: ...7 minsutes before the Earth is destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

No prize - poor spelling.

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: Assuming Mr Darmus was basing this prediction on the presence of the devil's sort code 06-06-06 in the date, why hasn't the world ended twice since the birth of the likkle baby Jesus?

6th June 0006 and 6th June 1006 should have been the end of it all.

Third time lucky?

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote:

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: Assuming Mr Darmus was basing this prediction on the presence of the devil's sort code 06-06-06 in the date, why hasn't the world ended twice since the birth of the likkle baby Jesus?

6th June 0006 and 6th June 1006 should have been the end of it all.

Third time lucky?

i'll just go my nostrodamus book, if i can find it. which quartrain is it?

:\ohwell: Don't know sorry, we were just discussing it in the orifice.

RON! sort your fucking life out mate. Likewise anyone else who takes this cack seriously.

Nostrildumbasses "predictions" are dead easy to spot after the fact....but I offer the following game........

Peruse some charity bookshops and pick up the oldest books on him you can, skip the crap about kenedy and that geezer "Hister"...get right to the "future" and read all the wonderful stuff about stuff that didn't happen in 1985.

One I absolutely remember committing to memory was that NYC would be utterly destroyed by a fire lasting exactly a month in jan 1995. You can bet some numb nuts his shimmied that one around into being a big fire in part of NYC in sept 2001 of course LOL.

Hokum. Bunkum. Humbug. BULLSHIT.

Steve Campbell wrote: RON! sort your fucking life out mate. Likewise anyone else who takes this cack seriously.

Nostrildumbasses "predictions" are dead easy to spot after the fact....but I offer the following game........

Peruse some charity bookshops and pick up the oldest books on him you can, skip the crap about kenedy and that geezer "Hister"...get right to the "future" and read all the wonderful stuff about stuff that didn't happen in 1985.

One I absolutely remember committing to memory was that NYC would be utterly destroyed by a fire lasting exactly a month in jan 1995. You can bet some numb nuts his shimmied that one around into being a big fire in part of NYC in sept 2001 of course LOL.

Hokum. Bunkum. Humbug. BULLSHIT.

fook, don't you know when i'm taking the piss.

Steve Campbell wrote: RON! sort your fucking life out mate. Likewise anyone else who takes this cack seriously.

Nostrildumbasses "predictions" are dead easy to spot after the fact....but I offer the following game........

Peruse some charity bookshops and pick up the oldest books on him you can, skip the crap about kenedy and that geezer "Hister"...get right to the "future" and read all the wonderful stuff about stuff that didn't happen in 1985.

One I absolutely remember committing to memory was that NYC would be utterly destroyed by a fire lasting exactly a month in jan 1995. You can bet some numb nuts his shimmied that one around into being a big fire in part of NYC in sept 2001 of course LOL.

Hokum. Bunkum. Humbug. BULLSHIT.

NURSE, THE SCREENS!

Chill out, Stevie - it's only a bit of fun

Al Jarvis wrote:

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: I'd confront a few colleagues i'm not very fond of and tell them what i think

Surely you're the sort who'd do that anyways, end of the world, or no end of the world?!

Or have we been seeing the reserved version of you thus far?!

I'll stand up for myself, but in work i've had to learn to bite my tongue after an incident several years ago where i lost my rag. Now i smile sweetly and just keep taking the tablets.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Or have we been seeing the reserved version of you thus far?!

When the grief stops, you're in trouble

NOOLigan wrote: fook, don't you know when i'm taking the piss.

Ron's turning into a Northern British Yob

I shall be in the air on 06/06/06. For all of 5 mins.

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote:

I'd confront a few colleagues i'm not very fond of and tell them what i think, then leave work immediately, withdraw all the money I have and go on a huge bender, including going into a China shop and wrecking it (i've always wanted to do that and Jimmy Saville ignored my letter)

Imagine being able to say to a shitty customer, "Fuck off cunt and find something real to complain about".

oldmonkey wrote: I shall be in the air on 06/06/06. For all of 5 mins.

Trampoline? Ace, can i have a go?

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: I'd confront a few colleagues i'm not very fond of and tell them what i think

Surely you're the sort who'd do that anyways, end of the world, or no end of the world?!

Or have we been seeing the reserved version of you thus far?!

I'll stand up for myself, but in work i've had to learn to bite my tongue after an incident several years ago where i lost my rag. Now i smile sweetly and just keep taking the tablets.

LOL....I'm with Jarvo on this one kiddo.

When someone said "chinese Missy Jem" last week All I could think of was this chick, dressed to the nines in party kit, facing down a tank with a bottle sized glass of red in her hand screaming over the sound of the engine "either get OUT here and dance or FOOK OFF!!!!"

Barnette wrote:

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote:

I'd confront a few colleagues i'm not very fond of and tell them what i think, then leave work immediately, withdraw all the money I have and go on a huge bender, including going into a China shop and wrecking it (i've always wanted to do that and Jimmy Saville ignored my letter)

Imagine being able to say to a shitty customer, "Fuck off cunt and find something real to complain about".

A colleague i used to hate, i am now in awe of. Several years ago he picked up the phone and this woman was ranting and raving at him. He tried to explain it wasn't his problem and that he would find out who should be dealing with and ring her back. She would not let him get a word in edgeways, so after five minutes of holding the phone six inch from his ear, he snapped.

"Madam, do you know who you are talking to?"

To which she replied, "erm, well no."

"Well Fuck off then!"

Excellent!

Barnette wrote:

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote:

I'd confront a few colleagues i'm not very fond of and tell them what i think, then leave work immediately, withdraw all the money I have and go on a huge bender, including going into a China shop and wrecking it (i've always wanted to do that and Jimmy Saville ignored my letter)

Imagine being able to say to a shitty customer, "Fuck off cunt and find something real to complain about".

errrrrm not ALL calls are recorded in our place :D

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote:

A colleague i used to hate, i am now in awe of. Several years ago he picked up the phone and this woman was ranting and raving at him. He tried to explain it wasn't his problem and that he would find out who should be dealing with and ring her back. She would not let him get a word in edgeways, so after five minutes of holding the phone six inch from his ear, he snapped.

"Madam, do you know who you are talking to?"

To which she replied, "erm, well no."

"Well Fuck off then!"

Excellent!

Bloody beautiful

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote:

A colleague i used to hate, i am now in awe of. Several years ago he picked up the phone and this woman was ranting and raving at him. He tried to explain it wasn't his problem and that he would find out who should be dealing with and ring her back. She would not let him get a word in edgeways, so after five minutes of holding the phone six inch from his ear, he snapped.

"Madam, do you know who you are talking to?"

To which she replied, "erm, well no."

"Well Fuck off then!"

Excellent!

Genius!

SHEDi xxx

I frightened you, don't care what you say

Take your seats, everyone!

Where do I get a refund for Summer Pops then?

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:

Take your seats, everyone!

Mine's the bag on the left.

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:

Take your seats, everyone!

I'll have the proverbial 40 quid that you owe me, on Jem, to win in the 3rd round. I've seen her form

Al Jarvis wrote:

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: I amused you, don't care what you say

Very much so.

Ah, the gloves are off.

(Wax on, wax off)

While I will regret quoting a carry-on film for the rest of my life....

one minute it's peace on, the next it's peace off.

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: I amused you, don't care what you say

Very much so.

Ah, the gloves are off.

(Wax on, wax off)

Hmmm.............only a few weeks and then he's a dead man!

Double kicking

I'm pretty sure my kick can reach your nuts, that's all that matters :)

Bonz cover your ears

er, i mean eyes

Al Jarvis wrote:

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: I'm pretty sure my kick can reach your nuts, that's all that matters :)

Then what good would I be to you after that!

As long as you can still reach in your pocket for cash- you'll do- i suppose.

All assuming he has the bottle to turn up, of course!

Might be getting ourselves a bit too excited there, Jem.

Barnette wrote:

Imagine being able to say to a shitty customer, "Fuck off cunt and find something real to complain about".

There was that story a couple of years back of a solicitor's letter of demand from a firm in Kent to someone in Wales that began:

"Dear Taffy Bastard,...."!

Think it was either the guy's last day at work or it very soon was because of it.

And the 'Welsh gentleman' paid up....!

A bird in Bonzy's avatar? Thierry will be annoyed.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Bonzette wrote: All assuming he has the bottle to turn up, of course!

Might be getting ourselves a bit too excited there, Jem.

I think you'll have the whole NOOL turn up if you bring out that bird who was in your avatar yesterday.

Bloody charmimg! You saying me and Missy are mingers?

Don't answer that!

I shared a room with her in Paris last week! Not Missy, the other thing.

Now I'm jealous

You've never taken me to Paris *sniff*

ROFLMAO.....is anyone else picturing that scene in Jurassic Park where the guy is stalking the Raptor? ( you know the one that ends with "clever girl ARRRRGGHHHH!!!!!!"

[magenta]Jem[/magenta] wrote: Now I'm jealous

You've never taken me to Paris *sniff*

I never took her either, she was just there..............for a very long time!

Although I'm into astrology (to Steve's disbelief), I have made a thread about this, and will make my position clear: The world will not come to an end. Think about D-Day, people!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Although I'm into astrology (to Steve's disbelief), I have made a thread about this, and will make my position clear: The world will not come to an end. Think about D-Day, people!

Well, that's ok then... If Cozzie says the world won't end, what are we all worrying about?

SHEDi xxx

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Although I'm into astrology (to Steve's disbelief), I have made a thread about this, and will make my position clear: The world will not come to an end. Think about D-Day, people!

Of course it wont...for one thing it'd be a bit fucking shitty for people for whom it's the 34th of the Bear or the 9th of river instead of 6th June.

now as for astrology. Just perform some simple scientific tests is all I ask cozzie. Like...ask someone to read you 5 horrorscopes at random at the end of the day.....if there's any truth whatsoever to it...you will of course pick out the exact one that is "yours" wont you?

The one I love the most but....there are what? 360 million PPL in the USA give or take. If astrology is true....THIRTY MILLION PEOPLE have had the exact same day as you in every detail? I think not. Where's the 13th sign of the zodiac that was forgotten by a drunken transcriber 1000 years ago? How come I'm a "taurus" with all the traits caused by the power of the constellation (aomething else that exists only in the minds of retards with no education at all....well barring stellar nurseries like the plaedes) Taurus the Bull.....but since the charts were written the Earth has moved relative to the galaxy, and taurus was nowhere NEAR the Zenith when I was born. Fucking morons....haven't even verified their data by observation in so long that stellar drift has ruined it ROFLMAO.

IS there any truth to any of it? Well people born in january who spend their first few months freezing in the dark are gonna be different from folks born in june to long warm days....that's the reality....onto which you can stack a multimillion Dollar fucktard cash-milking system.

Anyone wish to show some experiemtal evidence for astrology, please do....stars predicting the finishing order in this weekend's Monaco Grand prix should do it. In fact I will settle for knowing what lap kimi raikonen and Fernando Alonso will stop for fuel.....I can do that with a calulator before the race start, so surely "magic" can do it 3 days ahead?

And YES Cozzie I am amazed....you are supposedly studying science but CLEARLY do not have the first atom of a clue what science actually is. I know in the US that science is anying some moron says they read a book on ( FFS they try to say that some fairy pulling the universe out of his big shitey arse is science over there LOL....you used to go to the moon, now yer returning to thinking it's made of cheese)....but there are standards for experiment for theory and for peer review.

If astrology is true...why do you read.... "astrologer dies in accident" but never "astrologer wins lottery"

Sort yer head out Kim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of these bastards upset my missus in the street recently,by saying "Its not looking too good for your dad" He's very ill in hospital and its not looking too good at all as it goes...But this prick has always made out he's Mystic Meg reading all the gulible lasses palms and alike(for money),and I knew he'd been gosspin with a mate of Tina's.Tina came home in floods of tears,after he randomly stopped her in the road...she's asked me to keep out of it..But I can see what this clever-dick has done and I want a strong word!!

make the same prediction for him, and see it comes true. CUNT.

I have a mind to break his nose,and say"you did'nt see that coming,you cunt!" But I promised I would'nt..I will be saying something tho, she knows that.

Boatraceface wrote: I have a mind to break his nose,and say"you did'nt see that coming,you cunt!" But I promised I would'nt..I will be saying something tho, she knows that.

I think your solution is fair and just. if his "powers" are genuine, he will see it coming and not be injured, if he's a fraud the filthy cunt get's his jaw bent and his nose broke in 18 places.

How can Mrs BRF not see that it's rarely that science, justice and poetic beauty line up like this.

EDIT, actually I can drive his sort to the edge of a siezure without touching them and have been expelled from a party for doing so :D

Is there a party from which you were never expelled Cambo? Which Party? And why the fuck wer'nt you?

Just jesting Steven:D

Nostradamus was wrong with the predicted End Of The World July 1999 so why should we believe him this time?!

I would rob a banc.

And, did you know that June 6th is the w swedish national day?

Steve Campbell wrote: now as for astrology. Just perform some simple scientific tests is all I ask cozzie. Like...ask someone to read you 5 horrorscopes at random at the end of the day.....if there's any truth whatsoever to it...you will of course pick out the exact one that is "yours" wont you?

The one I love the most but....there are what? 360 million PPL in the USA give or take. If astrology is true....THIRTY MILLION PEOPLE have had the exact same day as you in every detail? I think not. Where's the 13th sign of the zodiac that was forgotten by a drunken transcriber 1000 years ago? How come I'm a "taurus" with all the traits caused by the power of the constellation (aomething else that exists only in the minds of retards with no education at all....well barring stellar nurseries like the plaedes) Taurus the Bull.....but since the charts were written the Earth has moved relative to the galaxy, and taurus was nowhere NEAR the Zenith when I was born. Fucking morons....haven't even verified their data by observation in so long that stellar drift has ruined it ROFLMAO.

IS there any truth to any of it? Well people born in january who spend their first few months freezing in the dark are gonna be different from folks born in june to long warm days....that's the reality....onto which you can stack a multimillion Dollar fucktard cash-milking system.

Anyone wish to show some experiemtal evidence for astrology, please do....stars predicting the finishing order in this weekend's Monaco Grand prix should do it. In fact I will settle for knowing what lap kimi raikonen and Fernando Alonso will stop for fuel.....I can do that with a calulator before the race start, so surely "magic" can do it 3 days ahead?

And YES Cozzie I am amazed....you are supposedly studying science but CLEARLY do not have the first atom of a clue what science actually is. I know in the US that science is anying some moron says they read a book on ( FFS they try to say that some fairy pulling the universe out of his big shitey arse is science over there LOL....you used to go to the moon, now yer returning to thinking it's made of cheese)....but there are standards for experiment for theory and for peer review.

If astrology is true...why do you read.... "astrologer dies in accident" but never"astrologer wins lottery"

Magnificent deconstuction if I may say so, SC. Hat's off to you (another quaint British expression). PS Did anyone's chart predict Lordi's Eurovision win?

Steve Campbell wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Although I'm into astrology (to Steve's disbelief), I have made a thread about this, and will make my position clear: The world will not come to an end. Think about D-Day, people!

Of course it wont...for one thing it'd be a bit fucking shitty for people for whom it's the 34th of the Bear or the 9th of river instead of 6th June.

now as for astrology. Just perform some simple scientific tests is all I ask cozzie. Like...ask someone to read you 5 horrorscopes at random at the end of the day.....if there's any truth whatsoever to it...you will of course pick out the exact one that is "yours" wont you?

The one I love the most but....there are what? 360 million PPL in the USA give or take. If astrology is true....THIRTY MILLION PEOPLE have had the exact same day as you in every detail? I think not. Where's the 13th sign of the zodiac that was forgotten by a drunken transcriber 1000 years ago? How come I'm a "taurus" with all the traits caused by the power of the constellation (aomething else that exists only in the minds of retards with no education at all....well barring stellar nurseries like the plaedes) Taurus the Bull.....but since the charts were written the Earth has moved relative to the galaxy, and taurus was nowhere NEAR the Zenith when I was born. Fucking morons....haven't even verified their data by observation in so long that stellar drift has ruined it ROFLMAO.

IS there any truth to any of it? Well people born in january who spend their first few months freezing in the dark are gonna be different from folks born in june to long warm days....that's the reality....onto which you can stack a multimillion Dollar fucktard cash-milking system.

Anyone wish to show some experiemtal evidence for astrology, please do....stars predicting the finishing order in this weekend's Monaco Grand prix should do it. In fact I will settle for knowing what lap kimi raikonen and Fernando Alonso will stop for fuel.....I can do that with a calulator before the race start, so surely "magic" can do it 3 days ahead?

And YES Cozzie I am amazed....you are supposedly studying science but CLEARLY do not have the first atom of a clue what science actually is. I know in the US that science is anying some moron says they read a book on ( FFS they try to say that some fairy pulling the universe out of his big shitey arse is science over there LOL....you used to go to the moon, now yer returning to thinking it's made of cheese)....but there are standards for experiment for theory and for peer review.

If astrology is true...why do you read.... "astrologer dies in accident" but never "astrologer wins lottery"

Sort yer head out Kim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill, Steve! We are going to have a discussion about this in the shedroom!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Although I'm into astrology (to Steve's disbelief), I have made a thread about this, and will make my position clear: The world will not come to an end. Think about D-Day, people!

Of course it wont...for one thing it'd be a bit fucking shitty for people for whom it's the 34th of the Bear or the 9th of river instead of 6th June.

now as for astrology. Just perform some simple scientific tests is all I ask cozzie. Like...ask someone to read you 5 horrorscopes at random at the end of the day.....if there's any truth whatsoever to it...you will of course pick out the exact one that is "yours" wont you?

The one I love the most but....there are what? 360 million PPL in the USA give or take. If astrology is true....THIRTY MILLION PEOPLE have had the exact same day as you in every detail? I think not. Where's the 13th sign of the zodiac that was forgotten by a drunken transcriber 1000 years ago? How come I'm a "taurus" with all the traits caused by the power of the constellation (aomething else that exists only in the minds of retards with no education at all....well barring stellar nurseries like the plaedes) Taurus the Bull.....but since the charts were written the Earth has moved relative to the galaxy, and taurus was nowhere NEAR the Zenith when I was born. Fucking morons....haven't even verified their data by observation in so long that stellar drift has ruined it ROFLMAO.

IS there any truth to any of it? Well people born in january who spend their first few months freezing in the dark are gonna be different from folks born in june to long warm days....that's the reality....onto which you can stack a multimillion Dollar fucktard cash-milking system.

Anyone wish to show some experiemtal evidence for astrology, please do....stars predicting the finishing order in this weekend's Monaco Grand prix should do it. In fact I will settle for knowing what lap kimi raikonen and Fernando Alonso will stop for fuel.....I can do that with a calulator before the race start, so surely "magic" can do it 3 days ahead?

And YES Cozzie I am amazed....you are supposedly studying science but CLEARLY do not have the first atom of a clue what science actually is. I know in the US that science is anying some moron says they read a book on ( FFS they try to say that some fairy pulling the universe out of his big shitey arse is science over there LOL....you used to go to the moon, now yer returning to thinking it's made of cheese)....but there are standards for experiment for theory and for peer review.

If astrology is true...why do you read.... "astrologer dies in accident" but never "astrologer wins lottery"

Sort yer head out Kim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill, Steve! We are going to have a discussion about this in the shedroom!

Hell, I'm gonna have to re-read Velikovsky again to see if he had an inkling about this stuff......

Discussion my bollox. I am right. you are wrong.

this is not "which has the better bassline, ceramony or EGG"...this is.....can a ball of incandesant hydrogen 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away determine whether or not it's a good day to go on the pull.

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Hell, I'm gonna have to re-read Velikovsky again to see if he had an inkling about this stuff......

Manna from the heavens....

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Hell, I'm gonna have to re-read Velikovsky again to see if he had an inkling about this stuff......

Manna from the heavens....

It's a bit like the Criswell character in Plan 9 From Outer Space......"Can any of you prove that this didn't happen????"

Err, not quite yet sir....

Steve Campbell wrote: Discussion my bollox. I am right. you are wrong.

this is not "which has the better bassline, ceramony or EGG"...this is.....can a ball of incandesant hydrogen 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away determine whether or not it's a good day to go on the pull.

And the answer is...?

SHEDi xxx

/me crosses GnomeAlone of the Xmas card list.

Steve Campbell wrote: /me crosses GnomeAlone of the Xmas card list.

/me surprised I was ever on Cambo's Xmas card list

[magenta]Roll on October[/magenta] wrote: The famous 16th Century Prophet Nostradamus predicted that the world will end on 6th June 2006.

B*STARD!!!

That is the day before my birthday and days before the World Cup starts

If you knew it was true, what would you do?

I'd confront a few colleagues i'm not very fond of and tell them what i think, then leave work immediately, withdraw all the money I have and go on a huge bender, including going into a China shop and wrecking it (i've always wanted to do that and Jimmy Saville ignored my letter)

Can someone post a transcript of the verses that Nostra wrote re; this?

Craig W wrote:

[magenta]Roll on October[/magenta] wrote: The famous 16th Century Prophet Nostradamus predicted that the world will end on 6th June 2006.

B*STARD!!!

That is the day before my birthday and days before the World Cup starts

If you knew it was true, what would you do?

I'd confront a few colleagues i'm not very fond of and tell them what i think, then leave work immediately, withdraw all the money I have and go on a huge bender, including going into a China shop and wrecking it (i've always wanted to do that and Jimmy Saville ignored my letter)

Can someone post a transcript of the verses that Nostra wrote re; this?

I'm not sure did. I tried to wade through his babble once; never saw a 06/06/06 date in there. HOWEVER, the remake of the Omen film is released that day (predictably).

From what I remember, depending on which interpretation you read, the supposed Battle of Armageddon was supposed to begin in November 2000, and rage for forty years of more, followed by a period of peace.

Actually.. when was Bush first elected?