The End is Nigh

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Although I'm into astrology (to Steve's disbelief), I have made a thread about this, and will make my position clear: The world will not come to an end. Think about D-Day, people!

Well, that's ok then... If Cozzie says the world won't end, what are we all worrying about?

SHEDi xxx

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Although I'm into astrology (to Steve's disbelief), I have made a thread about this, and will make my position clear: The world will not come to an end. Think about D-Day, people!

Of course it wont...for one thing it'd be a bit fucking shitty for people for whom it's the 34th of the Bear or the 9th of river instead of 6th June.

now as for astrology. Just perform some simple scientific tests is all I ask cozzie. Like...ask someone to read you 5 horrorscopes at random at the end of the day.....if there's any truth whatsoever to it...you will of course pick out the exact one that is "yours" wont you?

The one I love the most but....there are what? 360 million PPL in the USA give or take. If astrology is true....THIRTY MILLION PEOPLE have had the exact same day as you in every detail? I think not. Where's the 13th sign of the zodiac that was forgotten by a drunken transcriber 1000 years ago? How come I'm a "taurus" with all the traits caused by the power of the constellation (aomething else that exists only in the minds of retards with no education at all....well barring stellar nurseries like the plaedes) Taurus the Bull.....but since the charts were written the Earth has moved relative to the galaxy, and taurus was nowhere NEAR the Zenith when I was born. Fucking morons....haven't even verified their data by observation in so long that stellar drift has ruined it ROFLMAO.

IS there any truth to any of it? Well people born in january who spend their first few months freezing in the dark are gonna be different from folks born in june to long warm days....that's the reality....onto which you can stack a multimillion Dollar fucktard cash-milking system.

Anyone wish to show some experiemtal evidence for astrology, please do....stars predicting the finishing order in this weekend's Monaco Grand prix should do it. In fact I will settle for knowing what lap kimi raikonen and Fernando Alonso will stop for fuel.....I can do that with a calulator before the race start, so surely "magic" can do it 3 days ahead?

And YES Cozzie I am amazed....you are supposedly studying science but CLEARLY do not have the first atom of a clue what science actually is. I know in the US that science is anying some moron says they read a book on ( FFS they try to say that some fairy pulling the universe out of his big shitey arse is science over there LOL....you used to go to the moon, now yer returning to thinking it's made of cheese)....but there are standards for experiment for theory and for peer review.

If astrology is true...why do you read.... "astrologer dies in accident" but never "astrologer wins lottery"

Sort yer head out Kim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of these bastards upset my missus in the street recently,by saying "Its not looking too good for your dad" He's very ill in hospital and its not looking too good at all as it goes...But this prick has always made out he's Mystic Meg reading all the gulible lasses palms and alike(for money),and I knew he'd been gosspin with a mate of Tina's.Tina came home in floods of tears,after he randomly stopped her in the road...she's asked me to keep out of it..But I can see what this clever-dick has done and I want a strong word!!

make the same prediction for him, and see it comes true. CUNT.

I have a mind to break his nose,and say"you did'nt see that coming,you cunt!" But I promised I would'nt..I will be saying something tho, she knows that.

Boatraceface wrote: I have a mind to break his nose,and say"you did'nt see that coming,you cunt!" But I promised I would'nt..I will be saying something tho, she knows that.

I think your solution is fair and just. if his "powers" are genuine, he will see it coming and not be injured, if he's a fraud the filthy cunt get's his jaw bent and his nose broke in 18 places.

How can Mrs BRF not see that it's rarely that science, justice and poetic beauty line up like this.

EDIT, actually I can drive his sort to the edge of a siezure without touching them and have been expelled from a party for doing so :D

Is there a party from which you were never expelled Cambo? Which Party? And why the fuck wer'nt you?

Just jesting Steven:D

Nostradamus was wrong with the predicted End Of The World July 1999 so why should we believe him this time?!

I would rob a banc.

And, did you know that June 6th is the w swedish national day?

Steve Campbell wrote: now as for astrology. Just perform some simple scientific tests is all I ask cozzie. Like...ask someone to read you 5 horrorscopes at random at the end of the day.....if there's any truth whatsoever to it...you will of course pick out the exact one that is "yours" wont you?

The one I love the most but....there are what? 360 million PPL in the USA give or take. If astrology is true....THIRTY MILLION PEOPLE have had the exact same day as you in every detail? I think not. Where's the 13th sign of the zodiac that was forgotten by a drunken transcriber 1000 years ago? How come I'm a "taurus" with all the traits caused by the power of the constellation (aomething else that exists only in the minds of retards with no education at all....well barring stellar nurseries like the plaedes) Taurus the Bull.....but since the charts were written the Earth has moved relative to the galaxy, and taurus was nowhere NEAR the Zenith when I was born. Fucking morons....haven't even verified their data by observation in so long that stellar drift has ruined it ROFLMAO.

IS there any truth to any of it? Well people born in january who spend their first few months freezing in the dark are gonna be different from folks born in june to long warm days....that's the reality....onto which you can stack a multimillion Dollar fucktard cash-milking system.

Anyone wish to show some experiemtal evidence for astrology, please do....stars predicting the finishing order in this weekend's Monaco Grand prix should do it. In fact I will settle for knowing what lap kimi raikonen and Fernando Alonso will stop for fuel.....I can do that with a calulator before the race start, so surely "magic" can do it 3 days ahead?

And YES Cozzie I am amazed....you are supposedly studying science but CLEARLY do not have the first atom of a clue what science actually is. I know in the US that science is anying some moron says they read a book on ( FFS they try to say that some fairy pulling the universe out of his big shitey arse is science over there LOL....you used to go to the moon, now yer returning to thinking it's made of cheese)....but there are standards for experiment for theory and for peer review.

If astrology is true...why do you read.... "astrologer dies in accident" but never"astrologer wins lottery"

Magnificent deconstuction if I may say so, SC. Hat's off to you (another quaint British expression). PS Did anyone's chart predict Lordi's Eurovision win?

Steve Campbell wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Although I'm into astrology (to Steve's disbelief), I have made a thread about this, and will make my position clear: The world will not come to an end. Think about D-Day, people!

Of course it wont...for one thing it'd be a bit fucking shitty for people for whom it's the 34th of the Bear or the 9th of river instead of 6th June.

now as for astrology. Just perform some simple scientific tests is all I ask cozzie. Like...ask someone to read you 5 horrorscopes at random at the end of the day.....if there's any truth whatsoever to it...you will of course pick out the exact one that is "yours" wont you?

The one I love the most but....there are what? 360 million PPL in the USA give or take. If astrology is true....THIRTY MILLION PEOPLE have had the exact same day as you in every detail? I think not. Where's the 13th sign of the zodiac that was forgotten by a drunken transcriber 1000 years ago? How come I'm a "taurus" with all the traits caused by the power of the constellation (aomething else that exists only in the minds of retards with no education at all....well barring stellar nurseries like the plaedes) Taurus the Bull.....but since the charts were written the Earth has moved relative to the galaxy, and taurus was nowhere NEAR the Zenith when I was born. Fucking morons....haven't even verified their data by observation in so long that stellar drift has ruined it ROFLMAO.

IS there any truth to any of it? Well people born in january who spend their first few months freezing in the dark are gonna be different from folks born in june to long warm days....that's the reality....onto which you can stack a multimillion Dollar fucktard cash-milking system.

Anyone wish to show some experiemtal evidence for astrology, please do....stars predicting the finishing order in this weekend's Monaco Grand prix should do it. In fact I will settle for knowing what lap kimi raikonen and Fernando Alonso will stop for fuel.....I can do that with a calulator before the race start, so surely "magic" can do it 3 days ahead?

And YES Cozzie I am amazed....you are supposedly studying science but CLEARLY do not have the first atom of a clue what science actually is. I know in the US that science is anying some moron says they read a book on ( FFS they try to say that some fairy pulling the universe out of his big shitey arse is science over there LOL....you used to go to the moon, now yer returning to thinking it's made of cheese)....but there are standards for experiment for theory and for peer review.

If astrology is true...why do you read.... "astrologer dies in accident" but never "astrologer wins lottery"

Sort yer head out Kim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill, Steve! We are going to have a discussion about this in the shedroom!

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Steve Campbell wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Although I'm into astrology (to Steve's disbelief), I have made a thread about this, and will make my position clear: The world will not come to an end. Think about D-Day, people!

Of course it wont...for one thing it'd be a bit fucking shitty for people for whom it's the 34th of the Bear or the 9th of river instead of 6th June.

now as for astrology. Just perform some simple scientific tests is all I ask cozzie. Like...ask someone to read you 5 horrorscopes at random at the end of the day.....if there's any truth whatsoever to it...you will of course pick out the exact one that is "yours" wont you?

The one I love the most but....there are what? 360 million PPL in the USA give or take. If astrology is true....THIRTY MILLION PEOPLE have had the exact same day as you in every detail? I think not. Where's the 13th sign of the zodiac that was forgotten by a drunken transcriber 1000 years ago? How come I'm a "taurus" with all the traits caused by the power of the constellation (aomething else that exists only in the minds of retards with no education at all....well barring stellar nurseries like the plaedes) Taurus the Bull.....but since the charts were written the Earth has moved relative to the galaxy, and taurus was nowhere NEAR the Zenith when I was born. Fucking morons....haven't even verified their data by observation in so long that stellar drift has ruined it ROFLMAO.

IS there any truth to any of it? Well people born in january who spend their first few months freezing in the dark are gonna be different from folks born in june to long warm days....that's the reality....onto which you can stack a multimillion Dollar fucktard cash-milking system.

Anyone wish to show some experiemtal evidence for astrology, please do....stars predicting the finishing order in this weekend's Monaco Grand prix should do it. In fact I will settle for knowing what lap kimi raikonen and Fernando Alonso will stop for fuel.....I can do that with a calulator before the race start, so surely "magic" can do it 3 days ahead?

And YES Cozzie I am amazed....you are supposedly studying science but CLEARLY do not have the first atom of a clue what science actually is. I know in the US that science is anying some moron says they read a book on ( FFS they try to say that some fairy pulling the universe out of his big shitey arse is science over there LOL....you used to go to the moon, now yer returning to thinking it's made of cheese)....but there are standards for experiment for theory and for peer review.

If astrology is true...why do you read.... "astrologer dies in accident" but never "astrologer wins lottery"

Sort yer head out Kim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill, Steve! We are going to have a discussion about this in the shedroom!

Hell, I'm gonna have to re-read Velikovsky again to see if he had an inkling about this stuff......

Discussion my bollox. I am right. you are wrong.

this is not "which has the better bassline, ceramony or EGG"...this is.....can a ball of incandesant hydrogen 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away determine whether or not it's a good day to go on the pull.

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Hell, I'm gonna have to re-read Velikovsky again to see if he had an inkling about this stuff......

Manna from the heavens....

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Hell, I'm gonna have to re-read Velikovsky again to see if he had an inkling about this stuff......

Manna from the heavens....

It's a bit like the Criswell character in Plan 9 From Outer Space......"Can any of you prove that this didn't happen????"

Err, not quite yet sir....

Steve Campbell wrote: Discussion my bollox. I am right. you are wrong.

this is not "which has the better bassline, ceramony or EGG"...this is.....can a ball of incandesant hydrogen 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away determine whether or not it's a good day to go on the pull.

And the answer is...?

SHEDi xxx

/me crosses GnomeAlone of the Xmas card list.

Steve Campbell wrote: /me crosses GnomeAlone of the Xmas card list.

/me surprised I was ever on Cambo's Xmas card list

[magenta]Roll on October[/magenta] wrote: The famous 16th Century Prophet Nostradamus predicted that the world will end on 6th June 2006.

B*STARD!!!

That is the day before my birthday and days before the World Cup starts

If you knew it was true, what would you do?

I'd confront a few colleagues i'm not very fond of and tell them what i think, then leave work immediately, withdraw all the money I have and go on a huge bender, including going into a China shop and wrecking it (i've always wanted to do that and Jimmy Saville ignored my letter)

Can someone post a transcript of the verses that Nostra wrote re; this?

Craig W wrote:

[magenta]Roll on October[/magenta] wrote: The famous 16th Century Prophet Nostradamus predicted that the world will end on 6th June 2006.

B*STARD!!!

That is the day before my birthday and days before the World Cup starts

If you knew it was true, what would you do?

I'd confront a few colleagues i'm not very fond of and tell them what i think, then leave work immediately, withdraw all the money I have and go on a huge bender, including going into a China shop and wrecking it (i've always wanted to do that and Jimmy Saville ignored my letter)

Can someone post a transcript of the verses that Nostra wrote re; this?

I'm not sure did. I tried to wade through his babble once; never saw a 06/06/06 date in there. HOWEVER, the remake of the Omen film is released that day (predictably).

From what I remember, depending on which interpretation you read, the supposed Battle of Armageddon was supposed to begin in November 2000, and rage for forty years of more, followed by a period of peace.

Actually.. when was Bush first elected?